Leonardo DiCaprio Told Justin Bieber To Stay The Hell Away From Him

The Superficial | June 12, 2014 - 11:20 am

“Hmm. What would Jonah do…”

Leonardo DiCaprio has been picking some unfortunate places to party lately, but at least he’s had the wherewithal to tell his lessers to go fuck themselves in the face. A courtesy that he apparently extended to a shirtless Justin Bieber at Cannes. Via Uproxx:

“Justin was strutting his stuff all over the club, walking around shirtless and scoping out chicks,” a source tells Star. “But when he heard Leo was there, he had his bodyguard muscle a path to where Leo was sitting.”
Hoping to party with the Wolf of Wall Street star — and the bevy of girls in his VIP area — the Biebs sent his goon to ask permission. “Justin was nodding and smiling in Leo’s direction, but Leo just shook his head no and waved him off,” a witness tattles. “He thinks Justin’s a little twit. Leo doesn’t want or need photo ops with publicity-hungry, manufactured pop stars.”

Of course, a happy ending to this story would be Justin having another crying fit until someone brought him a num-num, except sadly we know he just went home and banged Adriana Lima because he caught God personally holding down little kids for Catholic priests. That’s my new theory, and frankly, I think I’m onto something here. All the pieces fit.

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