Leonardo DiCaprio Will Squirt You Now

August 1st, 2014 // 27 Comments
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If you’ve been to other sites this week – Slut. – you’ve probably seen the top pic of a shirtless Leonardo DiCaprio gleefully playing with a squirt gun. And now here’s the complete set which we had to do some “things” to obtain. Things that I really don’t want to talk about, so let’s just get this last part over with: Jonah Hill is totally the Harvey Keitel to Leo’s DeNiro. Sometimes when I see them together, it’s like I’m watching Mean Streets or just two really close friends who genuinely want to be with each other and not wishing the other person wasn’t there. I don’t want to jinx it, but they might even get married. *goes through pics again* Yup, that was worth it.



  1. Leonardo DiCaprio Squirt Gun
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Was this supposed to make me happy?
    Because it didn’t, not at all.

  2. JimBB

    This is what Jonah Hill’s dreams look like.

  3. Short Round

    Almost looked at the pictures. Then I realized this is just a dastardly attempt by Fish to make me look at a half naked man with a squirt gun. While Photo Boy snickers in the background like Muttley. Nice try guys.

  4. Leonardo DiCaprio Squirt Gun
    Commented on this photo:

    “Your impersonation of Ray Charles at summer camp is getting real tired, Leo.”

  5. Hey fish, just letting you know that we have a fairly monogamous relationship when it comes to celebrity gossip. Sometimes I will click on a link from the “other news” post, but it’s just about boobs, there isn’t an emotional connection.

  6. This … this is not attractive. Especially with the cigarette dangling from the lips and almost-sumo-style ponytail. I don’t care how much money you have.

  7. Leonardo DiCaprio Squirt Gun
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, DO YOU MIND?? That 80′s teen movie villain is TRYING to make a phone call!!

  8. Leonardo DiCaprio Squirt Gun
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    I hate that stupid little pony tail, but he did rub Biebs nose in the dirt, so he gets a pass!

  9. Corinthian Leather

    He’s so dull.

  10. He reminds me of every dude I went to college with that got away from home and fell hard into the stoner lifestyle.

  11. Leonardo DiCaprio Squirt Gun
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh that did it I just shit my pants!”

  12. Where's Dildo

    Way to go. Now I get this post with my “playing with squirt” google search.

  13. right

    This is what you look like after hittin soo much hot pussy, that you just give up on yourself.

  14. Leonardo DiCaprio Squirt Gun
    Commented on this photo:

    All play and no work makes Leo…well, my hero kinda. Or god. Let’s go with god.

  15. Leonardo DiCaprio Squirt Gun
    Commented on this photo:

    “If I try to look more like Jack Nicholson maybe they’ll give me an oscar next year”

  16. Leila

    I know no one wants to hear this rant, but it is MADDENING that a man can look like this guy and be considered a sex symbol and bag super model after super model. It’s not about talent or like-ability. He has both. But COME ON. It’s so unfairly weighed against women, it’s gross.

  17. joe blow

    He knows that saggy pants /shorts look ridiculous even on hip urban youths, right?

  18. Leonardo DiCaprio Squirt Gun
    Commented on this photo:

    Um, so Jonah Hill isn’t in these pictures, are you sure Leo wasn’t just playing with his imaginary friend?

  19. Leonardo DiCaprio Squirt Gun
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh Christ! Liquid Nicotine does make you shit!

  20. Leonardo DiCaprio Squirt Gun
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  21. oh god, just ridiculous

  22. It just goes to show….we never grow up, only older.

  23. Leonardo DiCaprio Squirt Gun
    Commented on this photo:

    leo is just not attractive anymore, it used to be all the change your girlfriends as often as you change your car and cellphone, now it’s his looks too, gone, too gone

  24. Leonardo DiCaprio Squirt Gun
    Black Coffee
    Commented on this photo:

    On the set of What’s Eating Gilbert Grape 2?

  25. Leonardo DiCaprio Squirt Gun
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know what everybody’s complaining about. Jack Nicholson is looking good for his age.

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