Leonardo DiCaprio Didn’t Get Raped By A Bear, You Morons
“I’mma prevent forest fires all over dat ass! RAWR!“
“This wasn’t in the script!”
Because The Drudge Report is a fedora-wearing shit-bucket of dumb followed by idiots who can’t wait to drink from said poop-bucket, the Internet exploded yesterday with reports that Leonardo DiCaprio gets raped by a bear in The Revenant (twice). Which obviously doesn’t happen in the movie because the source for all of this is The Drudge Report, so honestly, I’m amazed there’s even a bear at all. Entertainment Weekly reports:
“As anyone who has seen the movie can attest, the bear in the film is a female who attacks [DiCaprio’s character] Hugh Glass because she feels he might be threatening her cubs,” a Fox spokesperson told Entertainment Weekly in an exclusive statement. “There is clearly no rape scene with a bear.”
As for why Drudge would make up something so stupid, I’m guessing it because bears are black. Or pro-immigration. Who the fuck knows with these people?
Photos: 20th Century Fox