Leonardo DiCaprio Is Banging This Model Now

Lord of the Hogbodies Leonardo DiCaprio was spotted leaving Argentinean model Camila Moronne’s house last weekend and it’s pretty obvious he wasn’t over to fix her runny toilet (something something, clogging her pipes/asinine sex joke). Leonardo swapping out his fall fling for this winter model is something that probably correlates with the winter solstice but I’m not looking it up. Not only does it mean that his 19-year-old ex doesn’t have to pretend to enjoy sex with a middle aged hogbody anymore, but it means a grand new opportunity for another lucky Ford or IMG model to meet Tobey Maguire and do some serious networking.

The Oscar winner, 43, and the 20-year-old Miami native are “hooking up,” a source exclusively tells Us Weekly of the duo, who were spotted together leaving Morrone’s Los Angeles home on Saturday, December 16. According to the insider, the pair spent time together that same day shopping at Barneys in LA. (US Weekly)

It’s almost like Leo has this down to a science. Charm a U-25 model into bed under the pretense that their Instagram profile will be splashed across the tabloids, go shopping, rinse, and repeat. After the Tazmanian devil-like vagina rampage that was his summer of 2017, Leo seems to be “chilling out” with just one every month or two. Great stuff. Here’s more pictures of what she looks like.

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Hmmm… she must have just got that last one a couple years ago, AMMIRITE LEO!? Ah, we’re just havin’ fun. Leo likes ‘em young, but not like… Roy Moore young. Then he’d probably have his Oscar revoked after years of continued success and hush-hushery around Hollywood…

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