Leonardo DiCaprio Knows Karate

July 23rd, 2014 // 22 Comments

Either because he’s seen the Internet comments about his weight gain, or he’s a Bond villain (“The game’sh over, Allthepushy.”), here’s Leonardo DiCaprio doing karate for the paparazzi on a yacht yesterday. Which reminds me. Have you ever noticed how none of the models or actresses he’s slept with have ever talked about what he’s like in private? It’s weird is all. Almost like they’re afraid. Eh, I bet it’s nothing.

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  1. Slappy Magoo

    The Doritos fart from that kick was probably loud enough to wake Godzilla.

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    No, No, No, this is definitely Kickball with some 9 year old Girls. Or Hacky Sac

  3. Move: Banana peel on a yacht.

  4. cc

    Not as well as he should. Throwing that kick in jeans is really, really bad for your nuts.

    • cc

      PS he’ll also get knocked out throwing his right arm out like that…someone who ducks and weaves under that kick has a clear shot at his jaw.

      • I would’ve said it’s also really, really bad for the rear seam of his pants given ho much weight he’s gained. And as you so rightly point out, his balance/form is terrible.

    • My FIRST thought…no one who knows anything practices in jeans, and there’s a reason Bruce Lee thought high kicks were a waste of time. ESPECIALLY when you throw them like that.

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    Might want to work on getting rid of that gut first.

  6. So re-enacting any scene from Under Seige on a boat while at sea will instantly turn you into a bloated, modern-day version of Steven Seagal? All of a sudden looking into the mirror and saying “Candyman” five times seems pretty fucking harmless.

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    The gut, the beard, the ponytail, the karate…when Leonardo DiCaprio becomes the next Steven Seagal, don’t say you didn’t see it coming.

  8. Swearin

    Between the Selena Gomez yacht pics, the random ones I’ve seen in Crap We Missed and Other News and now this set, can we just call this entire week of The Superficial posts “Rich Assholes on Boats, Often with Hot Women?”

  9. Slappy Magoo

    Last time I saw a kick that lame, Letterman had Crispin Glover escorted off the old Late Night set.

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    Nic Cage’s son finally has some competition.

  11. DrJ Fever

    Next step in his ‘career’ is killing people’s pets in a tank?

  12. As sad as these photos are, lets not forget about the quantity and quality of bitches this guy gets. I don’t even know when he has time for movies or why he even bothers to be in them. I’d just sit around on my boat with my pony tail and beard eating cheetos and wait for the bitches to come to my boat so I could show them my really bad kung fu moves.

    So close. I just need a boat.

  13. Apparently my spec script for “Titanic II: Feasts of Fury” is catching a little heat.

  14. Maria

    No one compares to you Leo.

  15. I wasn’t doing karate. I was stretching for all the sex I will be having. No one talks about my private life because all of the sexing leaves the ladies speechless.

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