Either because he’s seen the Internet comments about his weight gain, or he’s a Bond villain (“The game’sh over, Allthepushy.”), here’s Leonardo DiCaprio doing karate for the paparazzi on a yacht yesterday. Which reminds me. Have you ever noticed how none of the models or actresses he’s slept with have ever talked about what he’s like in private? It’s weird is all. Almost like they’re afraid. Eh, I bet it’s nothing.