Leonardo DiCaprio Partied With Justin Bieber

First, somebody put Jonah Hill on suicide watch if he’s not dead already. He seems like a Just Jared reader, so probably brace yourself for that.

Second, let’s be absolutely crystal clear about what’s happening here before everyone starts talking about truces and/or double-teaming Orlando Bloom’s ex-wife. That’s more of a second date type-thing, and this transaction is very simple:

Justin Bieber tweets them into the door. Leonardo DiCaprio catches them with a net. BOOM. Cut and dry. Except for planning Jonah Hill’s funeral because I mentioned he’s dead, right? He killed himself.