Leonardo DiCaprio is Banging This Now

October 6th, 2011 // 89 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

If you’re like me, last night you woke up in a cold sweat, worried about how lonely Leonardo DiCaprio‘s penis has been since he kicked Blake Lively to the curb. Well, we can all breath a sigh of relief because luckily a brave young vagina donor model has stepped into the breach. Meet Alyce Crawford, former contestant on Australia’s Next Top Model and supposedly Leo’s new piece. Of course his reps are denying any relationship other than a casual one. From E! Online:

Leo apparently became smitten with the fashionista while filming Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby Down Under and has been meeting up with her at a swanky hotel called The Star ever since.

At least he’s being a gentleman about it and nailing her in a nice hotel. Of course that statement came from someone trying to shed a respectable light on a situation that is probably closer to something like Leo posting one of those deli ticket machines outside of his trailer and just standing pantsless in the doorway wearing a t-shirt that reads ‘NEXT!’ He’s all about class, that guy.

Photo: Getty, Splash News

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  1. 15piecesofflare

    Wow, he’s really all about legs and honey-blonde bush, isn’t he?

  2. PainPimp

    He sure has a type.

  3. Leonardo Dicaprio New Girlfriend Alyce Crawford
    Doc Schweinstrudel
    Commented on this photo:

    this dress is so short, i wonder how she walks around in it

  4. Leonardo Dicaprio New Girlfriend Alyce Crawford
    scary 69
    Commented on this photo:

    without the money lets guess wot she would do

  5. Leonardo Dicaprio New Girlfriend Alyce Crawford
    radu carmen
    Commented on this photo:

    oooohhh my god , even with make up she is ugly !!!! how can he look at her ???
    he was drunk when he choosed her or what ????

  6. Leonardo Dicaprio New Girlfriend Alyce Crawford
    radu carmen
    Commented on this photo:

    my goooood , her lips are soo big ……..i can fix my toilet with it …….loool and she use red lipstick when she knows tht ……gooooooood

  7. Leonardo Dicaprio New Girlfriend Alyce Crawford
    radu carmen
    Commented on this photo:

    loool here looks like a bitch ……..

  8. GoJets

    You guys are kidding right? This chick looks like someone on a high school volleyball team. Why go all the way to Aus when you can find the same level of hotness at the mall? I don’t get why girls put down Bar all the time…jealousy maybe? Her body is perfect and probably a lot better than the girls who rip her. Nina Dobrev and Lucy Hale?? LOL forgive Leo if he wants a woman in bed and not a 15 year old girl. Bar is cute with a hot body. Same with Blake? Giselle is an amazing body with an ok face. Either way, this Aussie chick is just some tail to keep him satisfied in the meantime.

  9. CJ5000

    Not ONE of the ‘relationships’ that Leo has had with these immature bimbos have been serious. And that includes over-rated Gisele (who would not have become famous if she hadn’t dated Leo AND draft dodger Bar who ALSO only got well known, because of dating Leo.) NOTHING about the relationships with the girls he has been seen with for the last 10 years show any signs of being serious. They ALL smacked of ‘staged’ relationships to me…

    Frankly, it’s about time Leo grew up: he is nearly 40, and is dating girls who are just out of high school. He is actually looking a bit pathetic now. I have always liked him and respected him as an actor, but this side of him is REALLY putting me off him!

    Leo is good looking, but is a nerd and still hangs out with his buddies like a 19 year old and i believe that these girls wouldn’t give him the time of day if he wasn’t rich and famous. I don’t know who is more shallow: these bimbos who are dating Leo to further their ‘careers’ and lift their public profile, or Leo for dating these dumb broads to make him look good. I mean what is wrong with being single for 6 months or a year? Why does he ALWAYS have to have a model on his arm?

    I am not sure if Leo is just genuinely unable to find the right girl, if he is a commitment phobe, or if he is gay: but it is one of those 3 for sure! And anyone who believes that ANY one of the relationships Leo has had in the last 10 years is genuine, is dillusional.

  10. Leonardo Dicaprio New Girlfriend Alyce Crawford
    you no who
    Commented on this photo:

    I LOVE LEO HE IS A SEXY BEAST I NEEEEEEED HIM
    i’m jealous

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