Leonardo DiCaprio is Banging This Now

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If you’re like me, last night you woke up in a cold sweat, worried about how lonely Leonardo DiCaprio’s penis has been since he kicked Blake Lively to the curb. Well, we can all breath a sigh of relief because luckily a brave young vagina donor model has stepped into the breach. Meet Alyce Crawford, former contestant on Australia’s Next Top Model and supposedly Leo’s new piece. Of course his reps are denying any relationship other than a casual one. From E! Online:

Leo apparently became smitten with the fashionista while filming Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby Down Under and has been meeting up with her at a swanky hotel called The Star ever since.

At least he’s being a gentleman about it and nailing her in a nice hotel. Of course that statement came from someone trying to shed a respectable light on a situation that is probably closer to something like Leo posting one of those deli ticket machines outside of his trailer and just standing pantsless in the doorway wearing a t-shirt that reads ‘NEXT!’ He’s all about class, that guy.

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