Leonardo DiCaprio’s Banging Blake Lively
UPDATE: Now with photos of them together this morning, so I can’t assume this is bullshit like 99% of the things I write about. Goddammit.
At this point it’d just be easier to make a list of who Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t banging now that he’s seven days free of Bar Refaeli’s supermodel good looks, because Page Six is reporting he’s already made a beeline from Ashley Greene straight to Blake Lively. Think of him as a modern-day Charlie Sheen, but on whichever end of the poon-hound spectrum doesn’t involve prostitution, missing teeth and the inability to ever be taken seriously again:
DiCaprio and Lively were seen roaming around the Hotel du Cap Eden Roc on Friday night. “She was wearing white and he was in a baseball cap,” our spy said. “They walked around the grounds together. It looked like they were a couple.” A source said the two were introduced over dinner at The Lion by “Great Gatsby” director Baz Luhrmann in November.
Based on his past relationships with Bar Refaeli and Gisele Bundchen, Blake Lively is exactly Leo’s type: Awesome breasts with a questionable butterface. Also, she’s 23, so I can really see this thing going the distance and him making a serious commitment of having sex with her for two years, but only when he’s in town and she doesn’t ask about his boys weekends. She’s really going to have to play her cards right.