Leonardo DiCaprio is Banging This Now

May 12th, 2011 // 65 Comments

Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli‘s relationship isn’t even in the ground yet, and already People is reporting he’s been spotted out with Ashley Greene which makes all kinds of sense to anyone following her Post-Joe Jonas Hollywood Impure WienerFest™. Somewhere in Russia, Wladimir Klitschko is kicking himself for not calling her fast enough. “Stupid, Wladimir. She give you number, and you vait to call like tiny little pussy man.” *punches over Kremlin*

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  1. jake

    Leonardo has already bitten her nipples clean off.

  2. right

    She’s new meat. The last ho had a better body. This one has a better face. I think leo needs a new beard.

  3. In related news, I am putting together the “Let’s Kill Leonardo DiCaprio” club. Please send your signup information to the Fish.

  4. puddleduck

    I realize this is a painted on bikini….but that chick has some wicked saggy titties.

  5. I give this relationship as long as Jennifer Love Hewitt waiting before asking her latest boyfriend to marry her.

  6. alex


  7. moe

    gross. she has a man-body from the chest down (which is quite low).

    • Big Ass Bunny Feet

      Gross is a bit much but i am also not a fan of her square torso. She would’ve looked better in a real bikini for sure.

  8. Ashley Greene Bikini Body Paint Sobe
    Commented on this photo:

    The things I’d eat out of her ass…

  9. atherisch

    How does anyone go from Bar Rafaeli’s to those? This chick looks cute with clothes on, but Yikes at these pictures.

  10. It had to be said

    If Leo were a badass he’d have turned this one then the next into a three-way. Then he would be king.

  11. Ashley Greene Bikini Body Paint Sobe
    Commented on this photo:

    gross tits

  12. Deacon Jones

    Life isn’t fair.

  13. Ashley Greene Bikini Body Paint Sobe
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    I love body paint

  14. dontlooknow

    Kinda yucky. A step down. But then again, we are talking about DiCrapio. My old man looks better than him.

  15. cc

    If DiCaprio lands Ashley Greene I am going to sink into a funk the likes of which you’ve never seen.

  16. Artofwar

    ….Leonardo (can pull a fine b#tch) DiCaprio, has now just become my new religion. And I want to worship him on bended knee at the spread eagle alter of one of his hoes.

    Now I know that plenty of cash and fame can get even Rosie O’Donnell laid—- but Leo constantly pulls up the biggest Marlin in the sea every time he dips his fishing rod into the ocean.

    The man is either a god. or has endless asses to Roofinol—-Anyway, how he does it doesn’t matter. On my next reincarnation visit—I want to be Leonardo (can pull a fine b#tch) DiCaprio……Artofwar

  17. zomgbie

    GISELE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bar>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>twilight girl.

  18. T1

    one heck of a step down IMO.

  19. Ashley Greene Bikini Body Paint Sobe
    Commented on this photo:

    REALLY LEO? REALLY? Of course I’d love to but how do you trade from Bar Rafaeli to that? I guess someone like Leo gets bored cause he can. WOW!!!

  20. Ashley Greene Bikini Body Paint Sobe
    Commented on this photo:

    When you say gross do you mean real. Clearly you’ve not seen many women naked.

  21. suck it

    To those saying “a step down”… I’m not sure how you can top BarI Ashely is pretty smokin’ too, but Bar is a freakin’ super model.
    I am a chick, but I would take any of Leos exes. They are all ridiculously good looking. Mmm.

  22. suck it

    oops on typo

  23. suck it

    Fuck, I would take Leo too…lol

  24. meatwad

    morning! who wants some pancakes?

  25. Is she squirting, or is that just the water lapping up against her?


    Her tits look like two snakeskin sweet potatos.

  27. 15piecesofflare

    Baaaaaaaaaad nosejob.

  28. dnkypunch

    Wow-Bar vs Ashley – Tough one?

  29. Ashley Greene Bikini Body Paint Sobe
    Commented on this photo:

    what celebrity stays with a girl long? Zilch….its all bullshit. what happened to the days when people loved each other for life, stayed together till the end? This world is horrible

  30. the captain

    just compare her T*TS to tea bags.

  31. LEB

    Are there ANY publicity pictures of her besides these ones? You’ve posted them like five times.

  32. sunce

    how can u compre this to Bar Refaeli ??

    what a sucker u r leo …

  33. jc

    I don’t get it at all. This chick has tits that are small and saggy at the same time, a Michael Jackson circa 1985 nosejob, and a man’s torso.

  34. Ashley Greene Bikini Body Paint Sobe
    Commented on this photo:

    DAT FACE! Body aint even good enough to make up for that awful face.

  35. Ashley Greene Bikini Body Paint Sobe
    Commented on this photo:

    She kinda has michael jackson nose… can’t unsee

  36. fucker1

    Klitschko is from Ukraine, idiot. And he lives in Germany

  37. Chuck Bass

    She has boobs and an obvious nose job, typical Hollywood ho.

    But that torso! No shape at all. Even refrigerators are voluptuous next to her. And I mean the Sears one in Goldenrod or Ivory or Avocado.

  38. tom

    leo!you are the biggest stupid, silly, jerk ever to let bar refaeli go!on the other hand..its better for her! she deserve the world! a prince for a princess!

  39. Veronica

    Massive downgrade. I feel sorry for the body painter.

  40. wishbone

    meh…mine boobs are better…

  41. xx

    lol…have you ever been with a woman before? you must be under 20

  42. bianca

    he’s dating latoya jackson???…i know his ex is laughing and hi fiving all her friends

  43. trollololol

    Lololol pretty damn judgmental for people who sleep with their thumbs in their mouths.

  44. Are her nipples taped over or just naturally iron-flat?

  45. kulit


  46. Ashley Greene Bikini Body Paint Sobe
    Commented on this photo:

    You’ve got a little on the corner there sweetheart…

  47. jamie

    They said “hi” to each other at a party last week, for um, 30 seconds.

    That was all that happened.

    Leo is old. And fat. And gross.

    Kind of like you guys for posting this.

  48. Jess

    Why are her boobs so saggy? She’s my age for crying out loud!

  49. hum… no israelites ATM for queer Leo… he’s moving on i guess… gettin more confortable whit this 1/2 dude “actress”

  50. Ashley Greene Bikini Body Paint Sobe
    Commented on this photo:

    clearly before:man after:man but trying to pass for xx chromosome specie

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