Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli‘s relationship isn’t even in the ground yet, and already People is reporting he’s been spotted out with Ashley Greene which makes all kinds of sense to anyone following her Post-Joe Jonas Hollywood Impure WienerFest™. Somewhere in Russia, Wladimir Klitschko is kicking himself for not calling her fast enough. “Stupid, Wladimir. She give you number, and you vait to call like tiny little pussy man.” *punches over Kremlin*
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Leonardo has already bitten her nipples clean off.
She’s new meat. The last ho had a better body. This one has a better face. I think leo needs a new beard.
I agree
Better face? She looks like Latoya Jackson here.
Not surprised by Kremlin reference. She looks like a mighty Russian dude here
better face? Are you insane? This is a fucking downgrade – its like saying no to filet Mignon and instead eating hamburgers form Wendy’s
In related news, I am putting together the “Let’s Kill Leonardo DiCaprio” club. Please send your signup information to the Fish.
I realize this is a painted on bikini….but that chick has some wicked saggy titties.
also these photos are like done a year ago.
Compared to what? Silicone ones? They look pretty good to me…
No one remembers what real breasts look like anymore… too many fake ones out there.
the tits are amazing puddleduck, and if you ever got close to this girl, which you never will, you would find out that they feel amazing as well – because you can see their natural softness, how they would yield to the touch. No ridges, silicone seams or serial numbers here.
I give this relationship as long as Jennifer Love Hewitt waiting before asking her latest boyfriend to marry her.
Downgrade.
gross. she has a man-body from the chest down (which is quite low).
Gross is a bit much but i am also not a fan of her square torso. She would’ve looked better in a real bikini for sure.
The things I’d eat out of her ass…
How does anyone go from Bar Rafaeli’s to those? This chick looks cute with clothes on, but Yikes at these pictures.
The answer is simple:
New meat is fresh, exciting, and more eager to please.
If Leo were a badass he’d have turned this one then the next into a three-way. Then he would be king.
…of the world?
gross tits
Life isn’t fair.
I love body paint
Kinda yucky. A step down. But then again, we are talking about DiCrapio. My old man looks better than him.
If DiCaprio lands Ashley Greene I am going to sink into a funk the likes of which you’ve never seen.
….Leonardo (can pull a fine b#tch) DiCaprio, has now just become my new religion. And I want to worship him on bended knee at the spread eagle alter of one of his hoes.
Now I know that plenty of cash and fame can get even Rosie O’Donnell laid—- but Leo constantly pulls up the biggest Marlin in the sea every time he dips his fishing rod into the ocean.
The man is either a god. or has endless asses to Roofinol—-Anyway, how he does it doesn’t matter. On my next reincarnation visit—I want to be Leonardo (can pull a fine b#tch) DiCaprio……Artofwar
GISELE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bar>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>twilight girl.
one heck of a step down IMO.
REALLY LEO? REALLY? Of course I’d love to but how do you trade from Bar Rafaeli to that? I guess someone like Leo gets bored cause he can. WOW!!!
When you say gross do you mean real. Clearly you’ve not seen many women naked.
To those saying “a step down”… I’m not sure how you can top BarI Ashely is pretty smokin’ too, but Bar is a freakin’ super model.
I am a chick, but I would take any of Leos exes. They are all ridiculously good looking. Mmm.
oops on typo
*Bar.
Fuck, I would take Leo too…lol
morning! who wants some pancakes?
I’ll take two.
Is she squirting, or is that just the water lapping up against her?
Her tits look like two snakeskin sweet potatos.
Baaaaaaaaaad nosejob.
Wow-Bar vs Ashley – Tough one?
what celebrity stays with a girl long? Zilch….its all bullshit. what happened to the days when people loved each other for life, stayed together till the end? This world is horrible
just compare her T*TS to tea bags.
Are there ANY publicity pictures of her besides these ones? You’ve posted them like five times.
how can u compre this to Bar Refaeli ??
what a sucker u r leo …
I don’t get it at all. This chick has tits that are small and saggy at the same time, a Michael Jackson circa 1985 nosejob, and a man’s torso.
DAT FACE! Body aint even good enough to make up for that awful face.
She kinda has michael jackson nose… can’t unsee
Klitschko is from Ukraine, idiot. And he lives in Germany
She has boobs and an obvious nose job, typical Hollywood ho.
But that torso! No shape at all. Even refrigerators are voluptuous next to her. And I mean the Sears one in Goldenrod or Ivory or Avocado.
leo!you are the biggest stupid, silly, jerk ever to let bar refaeli go!on the other hand..its better for her! she deserve the world! a prince for a princess!
Massive downgrade. I feel sorry for the body painter.
meh…mine boobs are better…
ha…my…i meant my…(sorry…was staring at my boobs…)
lol…have you ever been with a woman before? you must be under 20
he’s dating latoya jackson???…i know his ex is laughing and hi fiving all her friends
Lololol pretty damn judgmental for people who sleep with their thumbs in their mouths.
Are her nipples taped over or just naturally iron-flat?
downgrade
You’ve got a little on the corner there sweetheart…
They said “hi” to each other at a party last week, for um, 30 seconds.
That was all that happened.
Leo is old. And fat. And gross.
Kind of like you guys for posting this.
Why are her boobs so saggy? She’s my age for crying out loud!
hum… no israelites ATM for queer Leo… he’s moving on i guess… gettin more confortable whit this 1/2 dude “actress”
clearly before:man after:man but trying to pass for xx chromosome specie