Leonardo DiCaprio Had Sex With A Leonardo DiCaprio Amount of Women
Over the weekend, Leonardo DiCaprio left a club in Miami with 20 women, according to NY Daily News, which shouldn’t be shocking to anyone, including people who think I’m talking about the Ninja Turtle, and yet I’ve seen at least 50 headlines about it. So let me explain to you how the news works: When something out of the ordinary happens, you report it. For example, if Leonardo DiCaprio leaves a club with only five women and two of them just want to dry hump, write an article about it because the Earth’s about to fall into the sun and life as we know it has ended. Do you follow me now?