Lena Dunham Broke The Internet

October 10th, 2013 // 24 Comments

So remember when I said my next post would be today’s hottest story? It’s this. This is the top story. Lena Dunham getting milked by some dude on a stool. That’s what everyone’s looking at. Whatever, Internet.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. flaT

    Gross.

  2. Lena Dunham Milking Cow Billy on the Street
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    I’m no Kardashian fan, but it’s pretty low to steal North’s food.

  3. Cock Dr

    On daze like these we comment only because we care.

  4. Lena Dunham Milking Cow Billy on the Street
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    I’m not saying she’s ugly, but that cow’s ass is the best looking thing in the picture.

  5. Lena Dunham Milking Cow Billy on the Street
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She is plain and plump and often dresses like she’s on her way to a dogfight dance….the odds were certainly against this woman that she would ever achieve entertainment industry celebrity status.
    Someone must be interested in whatever it is that she does. It’s cable TV right? So many channels, so much airtime to fill.

  6. Lena Dunham Milking Cow Billy on the Street
    Eejut
    Commented on this photo:

    It is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, so they’re teaching her to check for lumps.

  7. Teets or GTFO.

  8. Lena Dunham Milking Cow Billy on the Street
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    Checking her body double for suspicious lumps.

  9. WhiskeyDust

    FINALLY Kim Kardashian actually let the media take a picture of her ass.

  10. Lena Dunham Milking Cow Billy on the Street
    enkidu
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey! You know, boobies!

  11. At least we now have proof that Lena Dunham is in fact uglier than a cows ass.

  12. Dox

    Kardashian Family Photo (Pictured)
    Kourtney bends over to encourage Khloe while she milks Kris. (Not pictured, Kim, being transported safely back to the open ocean to swim free with the rest of her Humpback pod.)

  13. DId she buy that cow? Or is she getting the milk for free?

  14. Does PETA know she is molesting that cow? Some naked protester needs to throw milk on her… Or squeeze her boobs, or something.

  15. Lena Dunham Milking Cow Billy on the Street
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    Given the choice, most guys would probably pick the one on the left.

  16. Colin

    Awful nice of her to milk her twin sister like that.

  17. Lena Dunham Milking Cow Billy on the Street
    The Pope
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    The bovine centipede, first sequence.

  18. I’m pretty sure this classifies as lesbian foreplay in the bovine community.

  19. EnglishTeacherAnni

    Oh my God. She has a sparkly landing strip on her pants, terminating in the crotchital region. Please don’t let it be a signal for the cow.

  20. GuyLeDouche

    You’re right, it does feel the same as when I masturbate!

  21. I can’t believe that Lena is doing the milking while the dude in the blue hoody is hoping for a downblouse from a cow.

  22. Lena Dunham Milking Cow Billy on the Street
    Cassie
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wait, you guys, is this what I really look like on the show? Damn, I had no idea I looked this good! Get Jude on the phone real quick. We’re doing 2 more naked scenes in the next episode. People are gonna want to see more of this!”

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