Yellow Grimace & The 71st Annual Golden Globes

Because I wasn’t fucking around when I said we’re getting in and out of the Golden Globes, here’s the rest of the shit you might possibly, but not really, need to know. Starting with these red carpet photos, this Ronan Farrow tweet which is so awesome, he has to be Sinatra’s son:

And Gwyneth Paltrow drinking our peasant water which is the real news here, not how much Chris Martin clearly hates her because who doesn’t know that?

Gwyneth Paltrow Chris Martin Golden Globes

She reportedly spent the rest of the night complaining of scurvy and demanding cold compresses from a Parisian cheese cloth soaked in diamond-filtrated spring water that’s been slightly licked by an osprey. And some quail eggs on Melba toast if you’d be so kind. Poached!

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