Because I wasn’t fucking around when I said we’re getting in and out of the Golden Globes, here’s the rest of the shit you might possibly, but not really, need to know. Starting with these red carpet photos, this Ronan Farrow tweet which is so awesome, he has to be Sinatra’s son:
Missed the Woody Allen tribute – did they put the part where a woman publicly confirmed he molested her at age 7 before or after Annie Hall?
— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) January 13, 2014
She reportedly spent the rest of the night complaining of scurvy and demanding cold compresses from a Parisian cheese cloth soaked in diamond-filtrated spring water that’s been slightly licked by an osprey. And some quail eggs on Melba toast if you’d be so kind. Poached!