‘Feed Me, Seymour!’

August 1st, 2013 // 38 Comments

Here’s Lena Dunham being handfed by her assistant on the set of Girls yesterday because when you’re a big time writer/producer/actor for an HBO television series, you don’t have time to put your Dunkin Donuts coffee down and shove a quesadilla into your mouth. Not to mention, she might lose weight in the process which would make her character slightly less of a squishy rhombus and then there goes the whole show. You might as well cancel that shit right up.

Photo: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Lena Dunham Fed By Assistant Girls Set
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    In every photo there’s Kathy Griffin with no makeup.

  2. ruckus

    That isn’t a production assistant, it’s someone she friendzoned.

  3. Lena Dunham Fed By Assistant Girls Set
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    Why would she eat that when she has her morning donuts blended up in her coffee cup?

  4. Lena Dunham Fed By Assistant Girls Set
    Deacon Jones
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    “mmmm….thank you, Thom. I can’t get AIDs from your hand germs, can I?”

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    Deacon Jones
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    “Did you get whole milk or slim in this coffee?….I dont really like slim mi–HEY, is that a quesadilla?! Let me just {TAKES BITE}……mmmm, I always lik—–O.M.G….dont even *fucking* tell me Stephan has apple fritters over there…WITH CHOCOLATE MILK, HE HAS CHOCOLATE MILK!…where was I?”

  6. Lena Dunham Fed By Assistant Girls Set
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    “Weren’t you eating a salad last week?”
    “Ha!… That was acting. Pretty good huh?”

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    Smapdi
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    Its the only way she can get a man to put something in her mouth.

  8. friggin skank

  9. Pfft… she wishes she looked as good as a rhombus. This chick has “irregular quadrilateral” written all over her.

  10. Now that Bella Abzug is dead, at least I have a new go to broad to think about when I have an unwanted erection.

  11. Lena Dunham Fed By Assistant Girls Set
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    Her special headphones play the sounds of her favorite foods. The sounds of sizzling fajitas and the snap, crackle, pop or her favorite cereal fill her with the motivation she needs to get through her day.

  12. Lena Dunham Fed By Assistant Girls Set
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    You know how I know you’re fat…?

  13. Minky Wail

    I always figured her for more of a fish taco type.

  14. Phucyu

    Her ‘coffee’ has a tea bag in it… so… I guess coffee is a funnier word.

  15. cc

    Sure, but I do this at the zoo and they throw me out.

  16. Lena Dunham Fed By Assistant Girls Set
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    Every household in America? Thousands of you eating… that’s what you had in mind all along, isn’t it?

  17. malaka

    idk, call me crazy but i still think she is kind of cute.
    probably just a bit over my chubby threshold, but still.
    the girls show can be pretty stupid, but its still marginally entertaining.
    they should have a whole episode of the british chick and brain williams’ daughter scissoring in the next season.

    • You’re crazy (or legally blind). She is vile and her chubbiness is the least of her problems. The very notion that she could be considered a sex object is utterly offensive. I’d sooner fuck that woman whose face was ripped off by a Chimpanzee.

      • Watch as Peter has an absolutely appropriate, rational response to an opinion he disagrees with.

      • You are right, perhaps this would be more appropriate: Clearly, the notion that Lena Dunham is “kind of cute” falls under the category of utter madness, not “opinion”. It is an indisputable, provable fact that she is a pig with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Adding insult to injury, she attempts to portray her hideousness as some sort of countercultural, hipster credential, which I find utterly offensive and immoral. I could accept her if she assumed her rightful place as a librarian or bagger of groceries rather than some sort of bizzaro world sex symbol. Also, just wondering — If I invited you to suck a fart out my puckered asshole, would you consider that a) appropriate, b) rational, or c) neither?

      • Bob Dole

        And yet she has had more sex and money than you ever will.

        u jelly?

      • malaka

        you do realize there is more than one definition for the word cute right?
        a 90 year old granny with terrible posture can be cute.
        a little terrier puppy can be cute.
        that doesn’t necessarily mean that i want to take either of them to pound town.
        ffs man get over yourself.

      • Hell, I’d rather fuck the chimpanzee. But then, I’m into that. Don’t judge me, please.

  18. Lena Dunham Fed By Assistant Girls Set
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    Looking at Lena Dunham keeps me honest on those rare occasions that I feel bad about judging people by their looks.

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    “MMMM. Tastes like your self-respect, Jesse.”

  20. Rico Jones

    I would ask why she is popular and why her show is a success but I know no one will be able to explain it.

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    anonymous
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    All this chick does is eat on set.

  22. Edvard Munch

    I don’t like this fat jew. I’ve never watched the show in fear of seeing her balogna tits.

  23. kery

    It looks delicious I want a sandwich right now bitch!!

  24. Lena Dunham Fed By Assistant Girls Set
    Joe Mahma
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    “squishy rhombus”

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    whit
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    This is actually a hot tea and an egg and cheese wrap. Pretty healthy, for fast food.

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