Leighton Meester wearing who the hell knows and other news

- Chris Brown Jet-skis after beating Rihanna, yet becomes a hermit when nobody likes his music. Nice. [Lainey Gossip]

- Denise Richards is ready to detonate. Knew she wouldn’t let me down. [PopEater]

- Christina Aguilera is really glad she activated that clone so she can take some time off. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Leighton Meester hosts the opening of Klutch. [Just Jared]

- The Year in AHHHHHHHHH! [Celebslam]

- George Clooney apparently likes his women bikini-clad 24/7. And they say there’s no more role-models in Hollywood. [PopSugar]

- Jon Gosselin abuses women now. Where does the sexy end? [The Blemish]

- Tiger Woods probably won’t be getting birthday sex tonight. From Elin anyway. [Socialite Life]

- Lindsay Lohan is going to launch an entire clothing line. Who is stupid enough to invest in- Wait. Now I get where Jon Gosselin’s money went. Never mind. [ICYDK]

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