Leighton Meester: ‘There is no sex tape’

Apparently this must’ve been a very convincing-looking actress, because Leighton Meester tells Harper’s Bazaar the alleged sex tape featuring her is a fake:

“[The tape] is not real,” she says bluntly, “so it makes me sort of sad. It’s unfortunate that it got carried as far as it did.”
“I definitely understand the nature of people better now and that the mere allegation of something like that could be headline news. People think it’s real because somebody says it is.”

Wait. Is she talking about me? Because I seriously hope no one thinks something is true because I said it. Unless it’s about me being sterile and/or Rob Pattinson’s brother with a terrible British accent. Guv’nah.