Here’s Leighton Meester posing in lingerie for the latest issue of GQ. While the Leighton Ass is a force to be reckoned with, I can’t help but feel Blake Lively should smother it to death with her breasts thus exerting her dominance as the hottest Gossip Girl out there. I know that sounds irrationally gratuitous, but sometimes all it takes is one man to stand up and demand what’s right. Even if that man just spent the past 20 minutes trying to drop-kick a duck in another effort to prove survival of the fittest solves everything. Hey, I didn’t see your name on those bread crumbs, asshole.
NOTE: Sorry, guys, had to take these down. However, GQ was surprisingly cordial about not suing my ass off, so look for these pics (and hopefully more) to resurface on The Superficial Wednesday Nov. 18.