Leighton Meester in a bikini

Here’s Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester at a Los Angeles beach, and I’d like to personally thank the paparazzo responsible for these photos. Kudos to you, sir. Your keen skills deftly adapted to Leighton’s retarded boob curtain by going straight for a plethora of butt shots. Otherwise, this shoot would’ve rapidly become, dare I say, Lauren Conrad-esque? Then may God have mercy on us all….