Leighton Meester has a sex tape

A sex tape featuring Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester is apparently available online. According to TMZ, the tape is a few years old and was picked up by CelebHotline.com after being shopped around this week. Had I known, I probably would’ve forked over my entire life savings for it which may or may not be an unopened Chewbacca figure and half a bottle of Jack. I’m prepared for the future.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of maybe-Leighton Meester.

Photos: CelebHotline, Getty