Leighton Meester does music videos now

The Superficial | June 29, 2009 - 6:38 pm

-Jon and Kate Gosselin are done making statements to the tabloids. Which means we can say whatever the fuck we want. Kate’s vagina looks like an alligator! [Just Jared]

- Jackson Rathbone > Robert Pattinson? Or is that Twi-hard blasphemy? Oh, wait, one of them just nailed a dead bat to my door. It’s blasphemy. [Lainey Gossip]

- Courtney Love somehow continues to walk among the living. [Celebslam]

- Paris Hilton finally takes the inevitable step into camel porn. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Gisele Bundchen prepares for MILFdom by using Bridget Moynahan’s son as a practice dummy. [PopSugar]

- Leonardo DiCaprio had his shoes stolen by fans last week. I’m sure that’ll make him feel special until later this week when Robert Pattinson’s fans gnaw off his left foot. You heard it here first. [I’m Not Obsessed]