This Is Engaged To Adam Brody

November 20th, 2013 // 18 Comments

Dear God,

I know we haven’t exactly been on speaking terms, so I’ll make this quick: I’m going to shit on your foot. I’m going to squat down, look you right in the eye, and shit on your foot. There’ll be no words, no polite hello, just me shitting directly on your foot. Although, I guess I should ask if you still wear sandals which probably would’ve been a good idea before taking all these pi- *slumps over*



  1. kimmykimkim

    Poor girl got robbed.

  2. Leighton Meester Butt Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    We should take another look at this, for inspiration, right before we assume the elimination squat over the almighty’s sandal.

  3. BC

    please stop referring to women as “this”

    also goddamn SHE is hot

  4. Michael

    Eh, Adam’s cool. I enjoyed him in “The O.C.” So I won’t hold it against him marrying Leighton Meester.

  5. Oh my god – do you realize what this means? It means I need to figure out what an “Adam Brody” is.

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    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    Anybody have a quarter?

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    Shea Vertwat
    Commented on this photo:

    If I was that dude, my fingers wouldn’t be visible.

  8. Bob

    First Rachel Bilson, now Leighton Meester?!
    GOD hates us ALL!

  9. anonym

    god damn. He gets that ass all to himself.

    I’m jelly

  10. He’s a lucky dude to have the Meester keester on lockdown.

  11. Leighton Meester Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Ooh look at me – ain’t I pretty, ain’t I cute?


  12. Leighton Meester Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She desperately needs a tan.

  13. Leighton Meester Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll never get tired of looking at the legendary Meester Keester.

  14. Leighton Meester Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, I still love this picture of her ass. It’s fantastic, like cake.

    Delicious, scrumptious, scrumtrulescent cake.

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