It’s been three years since Leighton Meester‘s been on The Superficial in a bikini, so to commemorate this momentous occasion, I took the liberty of slapping all the butt shots into one gallery. It’s what Leighton would’ve wanted. “Please help perverts find us on the Internet,” her cheeks are practically saying through a complex system of clenches and crack shots. Also, something about me being the legendary StarChild who mustn’t let anything stop me from plunging his sword between two pale, jiggling magical boulders for the sake of the universe and how that will completely stand up in court. I should probably hear them out.