It’s been three years since Leighton Meester‘s been on The Superficial in a bikini, so to commemorate this momentous occasion, I took the liberty of slapping all the butt shots into one gallery. It’s what Leighton would’ve wanted. “Please help perverts find us on the Internet,” her cheeks are practically saying through a complex system of clenches and crack shots. Also, something about me being the legendary StarChild who mustn’t let anything stop me from plunging his sword between two pale, jiggling magical boulders for the sake of the universe and how that will completely stand up in court. I should probably hear them out.
Photos: GADE/AKM-GSI
nice.
BINGO!
nice
she has a nice curvy body and soft skin
Jumped-up Jesus, this pic made me cry a little. Yeah, tears, that’s where this moisture is coming from.
Waiting for the first idiot to come and say how “she better not get any tattoos” lol
Is this an appropriate time to say I think she’s a really talented actress? Why better than an actress on Gossip Girl has any right to be. And yes, I suppose she has a shapely behind.
I know! I feel so sorry for her that Blake Lively gets so much attention when Leighton is actually dynamic and talented.
“This looks so familiar to me…”
Eeeeeeeeew. Blergh.
Dear god almighty, Leighton Meester you are an image of perfection.
I’d do some deep-sea muff-diving into that! ASS cheeks I dream about!
I finally get that plumber’s crack thing because boy would I like to plumb the depths of that crack
I’d die for my country, stuffing my face in that WONDER-ASS!
Now that is a gorgeous woman,
Is that an invitation? Those small dimbles above her WONDER-ASS drive me and my WHOPPER, crazy!
You ever wonder what causes ocean waves? Her magnificent ASS does it!!!
I’d love to slide my tongue in that butt. She’s amazing.
Mmmmmmm….
I’d grease my head and be catapulted out of a cannon, @500mph, and go into that FABULOUS ASS, head first! Shit, damn, fuck… her ASS is only 1/20 size of HIPPO Kim Kardashian’s…
Seeing this, tonight, my trowsers are soaking wet, AND I’M PROUD OF IT!
I bet her ass tastes like delicious homemade blueberry pancakes.
If you don’t like this turd-cutter, you, my friend, don’t like women
And with word gems like turd-cutter, you, my friend, will never touch women
Turd-cutter, backyard, toilet, I got tons of them, my friend
What about “corn chute”?
Her face is also very beautiful. Just had to throw that out there.
I will soon be founding a new religion based on this lady’s lovely butt. Instead of LDS (The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints) it will be called LMA (The Church of Jeebus Cripes of Leighton Meester’s Ass).
Watch your emails for the announcement. Can I get a “hallelujah”?
Agree with you, CT. I wish they had pix of her actual butthole too. I wonder if she bleaches her butthole?
I’d love to scrub her a-hole with my tongue.
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I think she is only a couple of years away from cellulite ass, looks well on the way there. Only saving grace, no stupid tattoos or coverups from previous bad decisions.
pretty much all women are a couple of years away from cellulite ass its just life and it will happen to most women, just enjoy this perfect youthful ass right now.
Its funny because you’ve never actually touched a woman before.
uhhhhh……… yea that makes sense…. you really got me.
so witty of you!!!!
Just who are you calling an ‘Internet pervert’? I mean . . . oh, right. Nevermind.
Leighton is super hot .Kelly Brook is way hotter
There’s nothing like Meester kiester just after Easter.
No tramp stamp. Can I draw one on her? I have just the right tool to poke her.
And where has this been hiding?!
I feel like I’m in the Smithsonian in the Renaissance section, sweet Jesus!
Yeah, right. The closest you’ve been to a museum is the 20 years of traffic tickets for parking in the handicapped space outside the Korean massage parlor that have accumulated under the passenger seat of your car.
Meester’s Keister
Good Game!
I would tap that vanilla temple of goodness into oblivion…
white girl booty
First time in my life I have ever been attracted to another woman.
True story.
My Impotence! It’s back! :(
She does look a lot better from behind.
eh, she looks ok, if you’re into pale, doughy, retarded looking broads.
What’s your point?
I’ve seen this gallery three times today. Her ass is hypnotic.
her ass is swallowing up that bikini. i had no idea her ass was that nice
Gotta love the glistening wetness between the cheeks.
I’d give her fart box a strong workout!
Yep, that is one god-damned amazing ass.
Seriously, it upsets me to think I’ll never be intimate with such a nice ass IRL.
I believe it’s called a Buttkini®, made by the same fine company to bring you the MuffinMan® and NuttSock® male swimwear lines.
I give her 3 thumbs up.
Same here.
I already have a boner
Almost as good as Kelly Brook’s backside. And that’s a lot to say already.
thank you very much for this gallery.
this is what penises everywhere dream about.
i will enjoy fapping to this very much.
I wouldn’t ____ her ___ after I ___ it from ______.
I initially thought this was going to be another post of pancakes masquerading as a butt; glad to see people actually know what a butt worth looking at is.