Remember When I Said Leelee Sobieski Looked Hot? About That…

September 27th, 2011 // 48 Comments

Back in July, Leelee Sobieski was spotted on the streets of New York looking, for a lack of a better term, chestalicious prompting me to post photos of her looking as such. Since then the national attention that clearly I alone generated – “For whomever controls the Internet boobs, controls the masses.” – Jesus of Nazareth – apparently caused her to retreat into a closet and starve herself to death because here’s Leelee at the MET Opera Fall Season Opener looking like I should order her from Russian website with a side of heroin. And before someone says I don’t understand high fashion, I already tried to jam my credit card into my CD tray, so maybe a little faster next time.

Photo: Splash News


  1. hmna

    Anorexia is a hell of a drug.

  2. !@#$%^&*()


  3. steve

    damn what a pity

  4. Richard Cranium

    First! Looks like a freakin nazi zombie…

  5. Dave Mustaine

    She looks like a premature chicken in an incubator.

  6. Leelee Sobieski
    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at that beak on her!

  7. Leelee Sobieski
    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    THe funny thing is, she probably thinks that she looks good!

  8. “Doctor, just give me what you took off Ashlee Simpson. JUST STICK IT ON MY FACE.”

  9. Richard McBeef

    You would have to wear some sort of chain mail armor to keep from getting cut while boning her.

  10. karen

    She should have gained some weight after consuming the male when mating was completed.

  11. Leelee Sobieski
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    How…..interesting that dress is.
    May I suggest that if you have donkey ears they should be covered by the hair?

  12. Leelee Sobieski
    Commented on this photo:

    goddamn, what the shit is that? not cool, bro, not cool.

  13. Fester

    Say what you want, she’s a whiz at locating Fruit Loops.

  14. Ego, the living planet

    Her ears have ears..

  15. dayum lay off the smack addict makeup.. and the goofy avant garde prints

  16. tlmck

    First Ali Lohan and now Leelee. This embalming thing is going to be bigger than Botox.

  17. EricLr

    That’s not Leelee Sobieski. Helen Hunt just had herself mummified and reanimated.

  18. LJ

    …and this is LeeLee’s husband, fashion designer Adam Kimmel:

  19. forrest gump

    she want to scare people?

  20. forrest gump

    ……maybe her FARTS are hot?

  21. Ana

    I don’t get it. People were saying how hot she was in the first post, but in this one she’s somehow too skinny, a drug addict, and/or skeletor? She looks to be the same weight if you ask me. “Fashion” just makes people look… odd. Put her in normal people clothes and she’d look just as good as she did the first time we saw her.

  22. Leelee Sobieski
    Commented on this photo:

    Nah she looks the same. It’s just the makeup that makes her wide face look thinner and weird. If you see the other pics you can see that her arms and legs are the same size. sigh. i wish i looked like her.

  23. Nah she aint anorexic.

    She’s a 6 foot tall angular skinny blonde chick. They do exist and oddly enough, even though I think that outfit is atrocious, she does pull it off.

    I also hear she gives fantastic head.

  24. Venom

    Where are her boobs?
    She used to have awesome giant boobs.

  25. Leelee Sobieski
    Commented on this photo:

    Worst makeup ever. She seriously looks strung out on heroin.

  26. She had a five minute window when she looked hot. Now she looks kind of corpse-like. Or Russian. I can’t decide which.

  27. Leelee Sobieski
    Willie Dixon
    Commented on this photo:

    Go back to your hollow tree and make me a cookie.

  28. fcslboy

    I dig those cage fighter ears.

  29. farthammer

    looks good. she was always a bit on the fat side. why is it americans are always calling fat “healthy” and thin “anorexic”? it’s because they’re fat. dem ears tho.

  30. Happy Hiker

    She doesn’t look anorexic, it’s just the way her makeup is done. Also the shirt gives her a long slender apperiance.

  31. Leelee Sobieski
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like a cross-section of her pregnant belly only instead of a fetus, there’s fish in there.

  32. bill

    she looks beautiful like tilda swinton but beautiful

  33. Leelee Sobieski
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks incredible! i have never seen her so beautiful or so stylish eve

  34. Jon

    Skinny Helen Hunt

  35. jason

    Holocaust chic.

  36. Cletus Longshanks

    Nah, she’s still hot. She has just given too much trust to some douche-bag stylist that doesn’t have a clue about reality.

  37. Leelee Sobieski
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re all jealous that she looks great. She’s not too thin. My girlfriend looks like that and she eats normally.. we eat out and she doesn’t starve herself. Some people genetically stay thin. They also just don’t pig out like most Americans do.

  38. Leelee Sobieski
    Commented on this photo:

    STOP IT, THE SUPERFICIAL. Stop insulting people and get back in your mama’s basement. I fucking hate this website; it NEEDS to be shut down.

  39. Bob Jones

    She still looks hot to me.

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