Back in July, Leelee Sobieski was spotted on the streets of New York looking, for a lack of a better term, chestalicious prompting me to post photos of her looking as such. Since then the national attention that clearly I alone generated – “For whomever controls the Internet boobs, controls the masses.” – Jesus of Nazareth – apparently caused her to retreat into a closet and starve herself to death because here’s Leelee at the MET Opera Fall Season Opener looking like I should order her from Russian website with a side of heroin. And before someone says I don’t understand high fashion, I already tried to jam my credit card into my CD tray, so maybe a little faster next time.
Photo: Splash News
Anorexia is a hell of a drug.
Nell
chickaabee
damn what a pity
First! Looks like a freakin nazi zombie…
She is a Russian Jew, so the ‘nazi’ comment is a little insensitive.
No, I’m pretty sure she’s an American fame-whore.
She looks like a premature chicken in an incubator.
Look at that beak on her!
THe funny thing is, she probably thinks that she looks good!
“Doctor, just give me what you took off Ashlee Simpson. JUST STICK IT ON MY FACE.”
You would have to wear some sort of chain mail armor to keep from getting cut while boning her.
She should have gained some weight after consuming the male when mating was completed.
How…..interesting that dress is.
May I suggest that if you have donkey ears they should be covered by the hair?
goddamn, what the shit is that? not cool, bro, not cool.
Say what you want, she’s a whiz at locating Fruit Loops.
lol
Her ears have ears..
dayum lay off the smack addict makeup.. and the goofy avant garde prints
First Ali Lohan and now Leelee. This embalming thing is going to be bigger than Botox.
That’s not Leelee Sobieski. Helen Hunt just had herself mummified and reanimated.
…and this is LeeLee’s husband, fashion designer Adam Kimmel:
http://www.gq.com/fashion-shows/brief/S2012MEN-AKMEN
You can only imagine how much leather must be in their bedroom closet.
she want to scare people?
……………SHE SUCCEEDS WITH ME FOR SURE, folks!!
……maybe her FARTS are hot?
I don’t get it. People were saying how hot she was in the first post, but in this one she’s somehow too skinny, a drug addict, and/or skeletor? She looks to be the same weight if you ask me. “Fashion” just makes people look… odd. Put her in normal people clothes and she’d look just as good as she did the first time we saw her.
Nah she looks the same. It’s just the makeup that makes her wide face look thinner and weird. If you see the other pics you can see that her arms and legs are the same size. sigh. i wish i looked like her.
Nah she aint anorexic.
She’s a 6 foot tall angular skinny blonde chick. They do exist and oddly enough, even though I think that outfit is atrocious, she does pull it off.
I also hear she gives fantastic head.
Where are her boobs?
She used to have awesome giant boobs.
Boobs = fat. Lose the fat, lose the boobs. This is why fake boobs can look so ridiculous on skinny chicks.
So true.
Worst makeup ever. She seriously looks strung out on heroin.
Or cancer.
She had a five minute window when she looked hot. Now she looks kind of corpse-like. Or Russian. I can’t decide which.
Go back to your hollow tree and make me a cookie.
I dig those cage fighter ears.
looks good. she was always a bit on the fat side. why is it americans are always calling fat “healthy” and thin “anorexic”? it’s because they’re fat. dem ears tho.
You’re either blind or have a major case of body image disorder. Wherever you’re from.
She doesn’t look anorexic, it’s just the way her makeup is done. Also the shirt gives her a long slender apperiance.
It’s like a cross-section of her pregnant belly only instead of a fetus, there’s fish in there.
she looks beautiful like tilda swinton but beautiful
she looks incredible! i have never seen her so beautiful or so stylish eve
Skinny Helen Hunt
Holocaust chic.
Nah, she’s still hot. She has just given too much trust to some douche-bag stylist that doesn’t have a clue about reality.
You’re all jealous that she looks great. She’s not too thin. My girlfriend looks like that and she eats normally.. we eat out and she doesn’t starve herself. Some people genetically stay thin. They also just don’t pig out like most Americans do.
STOP IT, THE SUPERFICIAL. Stop insulting people and get back in your mama’s basement. I fucking hate this website; it NEEDS to be shut down.