In a “The Shirtless-ness Should’ve Been a Red Flag” twist, reports are sashaying in that LeAnn Rimes’ husband Dean Sheremet is gay. An alleged family member, “Cousin Pebbles,” called into Michigan’s Mojo in the Morning and outed Dean which resulted in a flurry of calls confirming his love of men. LeAnn’s rep issued an asinine denial of these allegations Saturday. Us Magazine reports:
On the radio, the so-called “Pebbles ” declared that Sheremet “doesn’t care” that Rimes had an affair with her TV movie costar Eddie Cibrian because “he’s gay.” The woman also added, “He’s been gay since he was probably five.”
Rimes’s rep’s response? “Although Dean and LeAnn never knew they had a cousin named Pebbles, they are glad to hear that she has come out of the woodwork,” he says. “Dean and LeAnn are also interested in connecting with their other long lost family members: Fred, Wilma, Barney and Bamm-Bamm. So Pebbles, please let us know if you have spoken to them, too.”
Wow, that clears up everything. Except for the part where if you’re outing a family member on the radio, you’d probably use a fictitious name, Matlock. I mean, Christ, just look at Dean. I’m pretty sure he could hold his own in a fight. And by hold his own I mean pin you down and recite poetry while giving you butterfly kisses.*
*NOT copy and pasted from my 3/20/09 dream journal entry titled “Dean Sheremet and Spider-Man Invite Me to the Park.” Despite striking similarities.
First | March 22, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Second!
Smarg | March 22, 2009 at 12:47 pm
FIRST!
Smarg | March 22, 2009 at 12:48 pm
FIRST!
Smarg | March 22, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Damn. Well, anyway, the dude got hold of some ‘roids, probably to look better for his boyfriends because he’s sickened by his wife’s pasty white look. Eew.
FIRST GUY | March 22, 2009 at 12:54 pm
FIRST I’M FIRST
Monkey's Bone | March 22, 2009 at 1:09 pm
She’s kinda cute ~ in a homely sort of way
Richport's Ghost | March 22, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Thank God! Showtunes & gay sex for old RichPort’s Ghost!
Call me Dean!
I have the vegetable oil & condoms ready to go!
Jennyjenjen | March 22, 2009 at 1:19 pm
@7 Still White, let it go… you are really starting to look obsessed. How much time do you take out of your day obsessing over Rich? Get a grip.
sin | March 22, 2009 at 1:20 pm
You had to put up a post to say he was gay? One look should have told you that. Oh, by the way, what is his job? A dancer. Flaming queer there.
trix | March 22, 2009 at 1:22 pm
i believe it.
i’ve seen this guy’s pic many times, including this specific pic and something seemed odd about them as a couple but i could never put my finger on it.
looks fruitier than my aunt martha’s christmas nutcake. :)
trix | March 22, 2009 at 1:28 pm
i keep looking at that pic and it doesn’t even look like a man and wife… it looks like two gal pals hitting the mall.
i can’t believe i never noticed this before! lol
Rough Daddy | March 22, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Leann is one of them fugsexy chicks, who looks starve for meat injection,,,and him you make your own conclusions, flammering is in the eye of the beholder…
That's gay? | March 22, 2009 at 1:37 pm
I’d suck his cock if I could fuck her. After he dipped it in her of course. So what?
Darth | March 22, 2009 at 1:51 pm
He’s a married guy and that suggests he’s straight.We don’t believe all ‘cousins’ right away.
trix | March 22, 2009 at 1:59 pm
lmfaoooo #14…
so all married men are straight??
wow, you must live in a small town.
Nero | March 22, 2009 at 2:03 pm
If he’s gay than Leann Rimes should have noticed this!?
sarajane | March 22, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Seriously, if your husband is wearing flip flops more often than you are then that should be a red flag right there.
Gando | March 22, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Marriage is a big commitment! All gays should know this before they marry a woman!
Darth | March 22, 2009 at 2:10 pm
@15 Uh,whut!? Am i saying that!?
Minge | March 22, 2009 at 2:12 pm
“He’s been gay since he was probably five.”
Getting raped by his uncle when he was five years old doesn’t make him gay, Aunt… sorry, “Cousin” Pebbles.
dcapote85 | March 22, 2009 at 2:19 pm
haha yea he looks like he’s in the closet….
Galtacticus | March 22, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Hm,it’s hard to say from here whether it’s true or not! Are there any serious proofs!?
Erica | March 22, 2009 at 2:26 pm
I told you so. Did I not tell you so? Yeah, I told you so.
Sauron | March 22, 2009 at 2:26 pm
His hairdo looks pretty straight to me! Still that doesn’t say anything ofcourse!
Nero | March 22, 2009 at 2:34 pm
What’s his job!? Ofcourse that doesn’t say anything!
justifiable | March 22, 2009 at 2:57 pm
#20 But being caught dancing around in mommy’s high heels in front of the mirror does.
Zanna | March 22, 2009 at 3:07 pm
@8- yea, #7 is making a fool of himself. And obviously doesn’t know about “sitemeter”
Oh, and apparently there is no cousin pepples.
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/leann-rimes-rep-there-is-no-known-cousin-pebbles-2009213
Zanna | March 22, 2009 at 3:09 pm
But, he’s still gay.
Zanna | March 22, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Oh, one more observation,. Look at his knees. They look like he’s been on them.
feckless | March 22, 2009 at 3:28 pm
@9 Bite Kevin Federlines’ spare tire!! He is a dancer.
soahc | March 22, 2009 at 3:30 pm
These two are going to keep the pale, easily sun burnt Aryan gene pool intact! Keep up the good work! Meanwhile, I’ll be in Rio inseminating mulattoes. That said, she is a petite Georgia peach.
feckless | March 22, 2009 at 3:30 pm
@24 how does his fivehead with a razor sharp vein lining down the middle look? I’m afraid to glance at it again.
kelli | March 22, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Has nobody watched the Leann Rimes episode of Cribs? It’s obvious he’s gay. She walks around awkwardly while her husband prances from room to room practically shouting, “LOOOK AT OUR FAAAABULOUS WINDOW TREATMENTS!! THIS IS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS!”
Mike | March 22, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Let’s see… If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, its a duck, unless of course Chuck Norris says it’s a sheep, then OFC it’s a sheep. Now where was I? Oh yeah, this dude likes his fudge packed.
Maggie From Buffalo | March 22, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Well if he is gay, that certainly explains the short shorts and black socks!
Shannon | March 22, 2009 at 6:45 pm
To #14/19- #15 was making a point that if you believe all married men are straight, then you must live in a small town because people typically in small towns are perceived as being naive. I, myself, (being a performer) know TONS of homos and love them dearly, but I also have met quite a few who have not yet realized/admitted it to themselves that they are gay. These are the guys that when I first met them talk about their beautiful wife and then 3 years later they are performing in all the drag shows as gay as gay can be (true story).
wet newspaper | March 22, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Wow, what a bombshell. He doesn’t look gay – - at all.
P.S. – who are these people????
wet newspaper | March 22, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Faggot!
wet newspaper | March 22, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Faggot!
wet newspaper | March 22, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Faggot!
1 MILF Hunter | March 22, 2009 at 7:54 pm
He’s gay and she had an affair. Sounds like they both need some cock.
Mike | March 22, 2009 at 7:56 pm
If I had to wake up every morning next to that trailer trash skank, I’d chow down at the local sausage fest, too.
soahc | March 22, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Okay, I’m not normally one to go for such narrow hips, but she is just peachy. I’d love to lap up her juices. God. She could pass for 16.
Jennyjenjen | March 22, 2009 at 8:15 pm
@27 He’s like drunk dialing sorority girl.. no self-control.
Zanna | March 22, 2009 at 8:19 pm
@44 – AWESOME analogy….
pebbles, no the other pebbles | March 22, 2009 at 8:23 pm
He went to a Catholic High School in Dearborn Heights, Mi & everyone thought he was Gay & were quite shocked when he married Rimes. But either way he’s a Rich Bit@h now!!!!!
jennifer | March 22, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Most importantly…..WHO CARES about anything to do with them?
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twhite | March 23, 2009 at 12:10 am
Say it with me: FUNKE!
gerard Vandenberg | March 23, 2009 at 1:10 am
ofcourse, what did you expect anyway?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN, folks!!