LeAnn Rimes Thinks She’s A Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Now

Above is LeAnn Rimes and two of her friends (I’m shocked, too.) attempting to recreate this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover. Which seems innocent enough until you compare all three questionable asses up top to the power and majesty of Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge, and Chrissy Teigen below and realize LeAnn Rimes essentially spit directly in the eyes of Baby Jesus if not shook him to death in his crib:

Nina Agdal Chrissy Teigen Lily Aldridge Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue


And for the sake of overkill, here’s more of Nina, Lily and Chrissy in case I didn’t make it clear that if this were the 1800s, we could legally burn LeAnn Rimes at the stake for committing blasphemy:

Photos: Twitter / Sports Illustrated