Brandi Glanville’s Son Accidentally Ate One of LeAnn Rimes’ Laxatives

December 5th, 2012 // 21 Comments
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Brandi Glanville has absolutely nothing going for her outside of being the wife Eddie Cibrian cheated on and eventually left for LeAnn Rimes, so here she is using her children as a weapon in a tell-all interview with Us Magazine where she criticizes LeAnn Rimes for using her children as a weapon. Fortunately, everybody hates both of them, so let’s talk about poop pills like grown ups instead:

“I, unfortunately, don’t find her to be stable and I don’t want her around my kids when Eddie’s not there — or at least the nanny, his parents, someone,” Glanville says of Rimes. “Mason, my eldest, ate some of Le’s candies and got extremely ill. And Le’s candies are laxatives. It was a big f–king deal for me, and I lost my mind.”
“She has one in every purse. Mason found on on the floor and thought it was a Skittle! They don’t keep sugar in the house,” Glanville explains. “He thought he finally found candy.” (Responds Rimes’ rep: “Just more inaccuracies and half-truths.”)

For the record, I not only 100% believe this happened, but will take it one step further and accuse LeAnn Rimes of making Eddie Cibrian’s kids paint her pills to look like candy. They’ve probably almost perfected making an ex-lax cheeseburger. “Who doesn’t look like she’s eating now? MUAHAHA- Wait, this is a real burger. INTO THE DUNGEON.” *cracks whip*



  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    Glanville isn’t Leann Rimes. That’s something she has going for her. That’s something we all have going for us.

    I’m sure Glanville is an insipidous vapid bitch but she has a valid point of not wanting the children that came out of her vagina to be exposed to Leann Rimes.

  2. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    Disgusting pig! Lose at least another 20 before you put on a bikini, heffer!

  3. JC

    Lay off, people, she needs those laxatives. Do you know how hard it is to poop when your body has the same radius as your small intestines?

  4. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    Hm, what Rimes with failure?

  5. In one home, they can accidentally ingest laxatives, in the other, potentially lethal doses of a sweaty Scottish movie star’s coke. Someone needs to look into this, for the children.

  6. I’m not even trying to be mean, but I seriously find her more and more unattractive the more I look at her. She’s so busted.


    Whenever you look as much like the Grinch as LeAnn Rimes does; you should probably avoid wearing green. EVER.

  8. Natty Ice

    “Oh my God! Are we vacationing next to the Ex-Lax factory?! Eddie, you love me so much!”

  9. Cadillac Jack

    Well, at least the kid will definitely stay clear of ‘candy” in the future.

    Got to look at the bright side of things.

  10. Sliver

    And yet I still like Glanville better..kind of gives you an idea of how unlikable Rimes truly is. Sad.

  11. The kid was born in early ’03, and they broke up in the middle half of ’09, so the kid was 7, 8 or 9 when this happened. Maybe she should worry more about teaching her kid not to eat shit off the ground. Although I guess Leann already taught that lesson. Score one for her.

  12. LeAnn must have some Bomb-Ass pussy and a lot of money to get this much attention with her ugly ass.

  13. MyCoworkerIsHot

    I still like her. I hate Brandi.

  14. El Jefe

    I will take Brandi over LeAnn any day.

  15. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah. I’d get all up in that nastiness.

  16. Simon

    never HQ that ass, it is plastered with stretch marks.

  17. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    T-Rex sniffs out a snack.
    T-Rex wears trophies from squid kill as a bikini. Hmm.

  18. irish

    if the laxative was in leannes purse the 12 year old should have never been in her purse to begin with! i guess his mom never taught him any better! if it was on the ground and he thought it was candy i guess his mom never taught him you dont eat food thats laying on the ground! seems like shes using her son to get publicity! i bet the boys mom has things in her purse she shouldn’t…… get over yourself!

  19. Glanville may be a drama-loving crazy bitch, but LeAnn is certifiably mentally unstable and insane. Glanville wins by a landslide in the better parent contest.

  20. JLH

    I do not get the backlash against Rimes. She wasn’t married to Glanville. I find it odd that Rimes’ ex has barely said a word and he’s the only one who should be pissed off at her. Glanville should be pissed off at Cibrian. And if she was that damn worried how about going to court instead of the media? I’m in no way a Rimes fan (she’s narcisstic to the fullest) but come one it’s time we moved on because with the exception of Glanville, everyone else in that mess moved on. Rimes’ ex even got remarried.

    • sobrietyisacrutch

      LeAnn and Brandi have both said that they became friends while she and Eddie were working together on that Lifetime movie. I’d be .pissed too if my “friend” started fucking him. AND married him! AND started watching my kids.

  21. RoseLarkins

    Brandi, do not let them get to you. It will not be long before
    Eddie is cheating on her. You really should be glad you are
    rid of him. Leann is supporting him. He is just trying toget
    to you and its working. Pull yourself together and stop all
    the nonsence. If it did not happen with Leann, it would have
    happened sooner or later. Hes a cheater. You need to cleanup

  22. I love how the rep doesn’t actually categorically deny it. “Just inaccuracies and half-truths!” Come on — it was a chocolate laxative. Mason thought it was an M&M, not a Skittle.

  23. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Rick from Abington Mass.
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    you people are unreal, bullying her and being assholes, she is hot looking, don’t confuse ignorant with jealousy.

    God Bless and Peace leann

    Love Rick

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