Brandi Glanville’s Son Accidentally Ate One of LeAnn Rimes’ Laxatives

Brandi Glanville has absolutely nothing going for her outside of being the wife Eddie Cibrian cheated on and eventually left for LeAnn Rimes, so here she is using her children as a weapon in a tell-all interview with Us Magazine where she criticizes LeAnn Rimes for using her children as a weapon. Fortunately, everybody hates both of them, so let’s talk about poop pills like grown ups instead:

“I, unfortunately, don’t find her to be stable and I don’t want her around my kids when Eddie’s not there — or at least the nanny, his parents, someone,” Glanville says of Rimes. “Mason, my eldest, ate some of Le’s candies and got extremely ill. And Le’s candies are laxatives. It was a big f–king deal for me, and I lost my mind.”
“She has one in every purse. Mason found on on the floor and thought it was a Skittle! They don’t keep sugar in the house,” Glanville explains. “He thought he finally found candy.” (Responds Rimes’ rep: “Just more inaccuracies and half-truths.”)

For the record, I not only 100% believe this happened, but will take it one step further and accuse LeAnn Rimes of making Eddie Cibrian’s kids paint her pills to look like candy. They’ve probably almost perfected making an ex-lax cheeseburger. “Who doesn’t look like she’s eating now? MUAHAHA- Wait, this is a real burger. INTO THE DUNGEON.” *cracks whip*