Here’s LeAnn Rimes still in Mexico and still blatantly posing for the paparazzi she arranged these pics with. Granted, she got me to post them – Stupid bikinis… – it’s not so much for the intentions she 100% believes will happen (Read: Everyone saying how pretty and skinnier than Brandi Glanville she is.) as much as hoping to see Eddie Cibrian duct tape a pebble to her back and Natalie Wood her overboard. “Damn. Guess a gust of wind came by when my back was turned. Who wants kabobs?”
Photos: GSI Media
In other news, those horse heads on a stick from the 50′s are making a comeback this year.
good one.
Jesus Christ! When is she finally going to admit she’s pregnant?? I mean, she can’t even suck all that blubber in???
“Put this shirt on and stand up front. We’re going to need all the sail we can get to carry us out of this bay.”
“How ’bout a hand job with a side of ribs?”
“Honey, please. Get that pot belly out of my face.”
Dat azz looks amazing.
nice dumper.
I have to admit… despite being a few samidges shy of “healthy” and the semi-busted horseface… oh, and the bolt on tits… could still be persuaded to do naughty things to her. Otherwise has it goin on from the waist down.
I AM THE 1%, BITCHES.
My tummy is totally sticking out! I should have skipped that almond at breakfast.
Playing the “suck it in until I feel dizzy” game.
Best results when fasting under hot sun while drinking alcohol.
She is 100% hot, healthy, and muscular.
i agree, my wiener feels tingly when her ribs aren’t showing. and i prefer women with the greasy stinky butt look(see Britney Spears).
I’d inhale the warm stink air straight from her sexy turdcutter and enjoy it very much thank you!
I agree. She seems to have put a few pounds since she was scary skinny and now she is just knockout gorgeous – and insanely talented.
Weirdo, your posts make me happy.
Little known fact: salt air has triple the calories of normal air. Hear that LeAnn? Better start holding your breath, or you’re liable to chub out even more. Don’t forget, nobody likes a fatass.
AssTastic!!!
She doesn’t look as boney. Something tells me this chick is eating but she’s such a horse head that she can’t admit that she was scarier looking than Ali Lohan.
Totes agreement.
Damn, that looks pretty good. What is that, a 40 footer ?
Isnt the whole point of being a guy “celebrity” to get as much tail as you can, and not take your wife on the ridiculous yacht they’re on?
wow – did she finally eat a cheeseburger? she’s not looking like a walking skeleton here —
exactly
That’s a smokin’ bod in a hot bikini!
She’s rockin’ that bikini!
That doesn’t look too skinny…
Let’s play a little “hide the sausage”.
Did they run aground?!
she has such terrible implants.
I think she looks awesome. You can’t knock that body unless you find the hairy ass of man attractive.
Not all men have a hairy ass Mitch. There’s this thing called clippers….use it! You wife will thank me for it.
Are you telling us that you shave your ass? That’s pretty gay.
Much better now that she is eating.
Nope. Nothing posed about this shot.
Looks like an outtake from a cheesy infomercial about what your lifestyle will be like when you buy into easy-payment real estate seminars.
“I think my ass fell overboard, can you see it?”
Where is the money coming from? This girl had one hit decades ago, why is she still in the scene and not in a bukkake porn shoot where she belongs?
Do you know how many Calories there are in the average bukkake facial?
Well, she’s actually had several country hits since the one you remember, and if you want to believe the Internets, she has a current estimated net worth of $38-40 million.
there is NO logical explanation why she should have that kind of money……….
Her body looks so much better at least from main picture. The implants need to be re-done and brought closer together or go w/o them.
I agree, she looks like she put a few lbs back on, and looks less skeletal. But the implants need a serious do over.
At that angle, in that light, with just the right amount of wind blowing, she looks pretty good.
she is actually pretty hot, nice body.
“Eddie, hold me tight, I feel another draft coming.”
Her body would look sooo much better if it wasn’t hers
Right!
I’m not a Leann Rimes fan, but this is by FAR the best she’s ever looked… her bod looks incredible
I’d hit it like Thor’s hammer!
I’m picturing her vagina.
She is the epitome of trailer trash.
Hey, she looks great!
You’re supposed to be able to see the ribs; not really
the ribs but the muscles and ligaments associated with them.
She’s not just skinny she obviously works out more than most of the puffy flabmerchants out there.
…anyone who thinks celebs don’t know when and where there’s a camera needs to see this pic…
I’d eat that little shithole as long as I did’nt have to look at her face!
beautiful figure!
Other than the fake boobs which are repulsive, the woman has a body to die for. Absolutely gorgeous! Leann, get rid of those fake boobs, yours were so much sexier.
You know how I know you’re gay? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
AND LOOKING GORGEOUS IN IT
sup, Falcor, stupid puta?
The beeterr question is what did Leann have to pay Eddie to get him to go along with the pda? Word is that she tore up her pre-nup. Isn’t that a shame that she has to bribe her husband just to get him to at least look like he cares about her? She looks like she is working hard to fuel the pregnancy talk.
EXACTLY my drunken point!
Because for serious, I’d have Eddie sucking my toes sparkling clean in ever pap pic for the kind of money Falcor’s paying that worthless Lifetime villain of the week fucker.
This is three metres of fabric away from being as casual as a catalogue advert.
so true.
Falcor Rimes makes me give grudging props to to men who buy their pussy — golddiggere pussy collectors, if you will. Because, as ridiculous as a really old fart looks parading a silicone tittied ho half his age, at leat THEY don’t bend over backwards trying to look good for their ho, ho’s being PAID to look good for THEM. But this dumb inbred bitch is all trying to impress her GIGOLO Cibrian & still furiously competing with his ex, who seems happy enough collecting checks from him. So yeah, mad props to male pussy buyers. Now back to scratching my back & sipping rum.
Gross.
she is so enormous happy people won’t stare at her like she is a fat american, folks!!
She does look normal AND hot.