LeAnn Rimes Is Still Wearing A Bikini

December 22nd, 2011 // 105 Comments

Here’s LeAnn Rimes still in Mexico and still blatantly posing for the paparazzi she arranged these pics with. Granted, she got me to post them – Stupid bikinis… – it’s not so much for the intentions she 100% believes will happen (Read: Everyone saying how pretty and skinnier than Brandi Glanville she is.) as much as hoping to see Eddie Cibrian duct tape a pebble to her back and Natalie Wood her overboard. “Damn. Guess a gust of wind came by when my back was turned. Who wants kabobs?”

Photos: GSI Media

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  1. In other news, those horse heads on a stick from the 50′s are making a comeback this year.

  2. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eddie Cibrian
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    Jesus Christ! When is she finally going to admit she’s pregnant?? I mean, she can’t even suck all that blubber in???

  3. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eddie Cibrian
    Commented on this photo:

    “Put this shirt on and stand up front. We’re going to need all the sail we can get to carry us out of this bay.”

  4. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eddie Cibrian
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    “How ’bout a hand job with a side of ribs?”

  5. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eddie Cibrian
    Commented on this photo:

    “Honey, please. Get that pot belly out of my face.”

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    Eamon
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    Dat azz looks amazing.

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    Eamon
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    nice dumper.

  8. BigOkie

    I have to admit… despite being a few samidges shy of “healthy” and the semi-busted horseface… oh, and the bolt on tits… could still be persuaded to do naughty things to her. Otherwise has it goin on from the waist down.

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    Jill Ess
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    I AM THE 1%, BITCHES.

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    Jill Ess
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    My tummy is totally sticking out! I should have skipped that almond at breakfast.

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    Cock Dr
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    Playing the “suck it in until I feel dizzy” game.
    Best results when fasting under hot sun while drinking alcohol.

  12. cp3

    She is 100% hot, healthy, and muscular.

  13. Schmidtler

    Little known fact: salt air has triple the calories of normal air. Hear that LeAnn? Better start holding your breath, or you’re liable to chub out even more. Don’t forget, nobody likes a fatass.

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    Schmidtler
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    AssTastic!!!

  15. She doesn’t look as boney. Something tells me this chick is eating but she’s such a horse head that she can’t admit that she was scarier looking than Ali Lohan.

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    DeucePickle
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    Damn, that looks pretty good. What is that, a 40 footer ?

  17. Deacon Jones

    Isnt the whole point of being a guy “celebrity” to get as much tail as you can, and not take your wife on the ridiculous yacht they’re on?

  18. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eddie Cibrian
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    wow – did she finally eat a cheeseburger? she’s not looking like a walking skeleton here —

  19. LegMan

    That’s a smokin’ bod in a hot bikini!

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    LegMan
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    She’s rockin’ that bikini!

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    J.R.
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    That doesn’t look too skinny…

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    LegMan
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    Let’s play a little “hide the sausage”.

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    LegMan
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    Did they run aground?!

  24. Clarence Beeks

    she has such terrible implants.

  25. Mitch

    I think she looks awesome. You can’t knock that body unless you find the hairy ass of man attractive.

  26. Venom

    Much better now that she is eating.

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    Satan's bitch
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    Nope. Nothing posed about this shot.

    • Carla

      Looks like an outtake from a cheesy infomercial about what your lifestyle will be like when you buy into easy-payment real estate seminars.

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    Patrick
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    “I think my ass fell overboard, can you see it?”

  29. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    Where is the money coming from? This girl had one hit decades ago, why is she still in the scene and not in a bukkake porn shoot where she belongs?

  30. Bianca

    Her body looks so much better at least from main picture. The implants need to be re-done and brought closer together or go w/o them.

    • Clarence Beeks

      I agree, she looks like she put a few lbs back on, and looks less skeletal. But the implants need a serious do over.

  31. At that angle, in that light, with just the right amount of wind blowing, she looks pretty good.

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    Lee
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    she is actually pretty hot, nice body.

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    Jane
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    “Eddie, hold me tight, I feel another draft coming.”

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    Jane
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    Her body would look sooo much better if it wasn’t hers

  35. Doc

    I’m not a Leann Rimes fan, but this is by FAR the best she’s ever looked… her bod looks incredible

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    MM
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    I’d hit it like Thor’s hammer!

  37. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eddie Cibrian
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    I’m picturing her vagina.

  38. Donald Trump

    She is the epitome of trailer trash.

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    welldoneson
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    Hey, she looks great!
    You’re supposed to be able to see the ribs; not really
    the ribs but the muscles and ligaments associated with them.

    She’s not just skinny she obviously works out more than most of the puffy flabmerchants out there.

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    welldoneson
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    …anyone who thinks celebs don’t know when and where there’s a camera needs to see this pic…

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    Weirdo
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    I’d eat that little shithole as long as I did’nt have to look at her face!

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    sammy
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    beautiful figure!

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    Mark
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    Other than the fake boobs which are repulsive, the woman has a body to die for. Absolutely gorgeous! Leann, get rid of those fake boobs, yours were so much sexier.

  44. victim not

    AND LOOKING GORGEOUS IN IT

  45. hanna

    The beeterr question is what did Leann have to pay Eddie to get him to go along with the pda? Word is that she tore up her pre-nup. Isn’t that a shame that she has to bribe her husband just to get him to at least look like he cares about her? She looks like she is working hard to fuel the pregnancy talk.

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    pam
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    This is three metres of fabric away from being as casual as a catalogue advert.

  47. Falcor Rimes makes me give grudging props to to men who buy their pussy — golddiggere pussy collectors, if you will. Because, as ridiculous as a really old fart looks parading a silicone tittied ho half his age, at leat THEY don’t bend over backwards trying to look good for their ho, ho’s being PAID to look good for THEM. But this dumb inbred bitch is all trying to impress her GIGOLO Cibrian & still furiously competing with his ex, who seems happy enough collecting checks from him. So yeah, mad props to male pussy buyers. Now back to scratching my back & sipping rum.

  48. lori

    Gross.

  49. forrest gump

    she is so enormous happy people won’t stare at her like she is a fat american, folks!!

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    Jester
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    She does look normal AND hot.

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