LeAnn Rimes is Still in a Bikini And Other News

May 3rd, 2012 // 73 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

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  1. Nicks

    Im not even going to comment on her looks but why does she come off as such a clueless superficial douchebag?

  2. Kevin

    Ugh gross. Maybe a 12 year old boy isn’t so bad…

    • andthislilhorseygotnone

      I wonder if the secret to this happE marriage is the right hand. Bjs, alcohol and entering through the back. Anything but proper intimacy along with being sober oh and money. Lots of it.

  3. Jack Ketch

    Good morning, Mr. Ed. Why is this monstrosity and her horrid tits getting so much press lately ? Gah …

    • andthislilhorseygotnone

      Maybe as a warning to others. Plastic surgery can go wrong and can eff up your looks. But in all fairness she was rough before surgery. If she had surgery. I dont know.

  4. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    That’s right LeAnn, hide that massive gut with the fake rock Eddie told you was real.

  5. USDA Prime McBeef

    21 reasons to hate kim kardashian needs a lot more vile, it’s not like there is a shortage of it.

  6. Grace

    My question is, why doesn’t she just go naked once and for all? It’s obvious she wants us to see all of her ‘banging’ body. So, LeAnn, just go for it… and then disappear forever, why don’t you?

  7. Cock Dr

    Will laugh myself silly when she gets dumped.
    She’s delusional if she believes that her short attention span husband is gonna stay with that aging monkey face until the end of time.
    The ass & the money will only keep him for so long.

    • El Jefe

      As long as she is a multi-millionaire and he is basically unemployed I don’t think she has to worry about him going anywhere.

      • andthislilhorseygotnone

        Hey horsey. Shouldn’t you been on Twitter celebrating your love. I find it funny that you’ve just admitted money is the force behind him being with you. Crimewatch face.

  8. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Frank Burns
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    That’s right LeAnn, if you look just over there you’ll see the baby Jesus crying.

  9. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    George Clooney
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    i’d eat her fartbox. If you idiots say you wouldn’t, well, your idiots.

    • Frank Burns

      You should get off line and spend the rest of the hour studying for your exam in Algebra I.

    • andthislilhorseygotnone

      Lol well of course you would. I can well believe that. Horsey can only attract weirdos, middle aged fat bald men on looks alone but when you add money to the equation then anything is possible. After all she did get her prey after he was kicked out by his wife, after his other mistress didn’t want him either. Last resort ain’t so bad. Persistence does pay off. Even if you go crazy, psycho to get what you want.

    • pff

      believe me: they would!

  10. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    Nice tukhus.

  11. DeucePickle

    When is the last time she put out an album or gone on tour ?
    Is she seriously still that rich that she doesn’t have to work at all and can still go on vacation all the time ?

    • El Jefe


    • andthislilhorseygotnone

      No horsey sold house to bankruptcy firm. Has to stage paparazzi pics as her means of income. Her up close bony body pics are eqivelent to Jennifer garner doing coffee rounds dressed down according to some sources posted online. Lol, hilarious. Horsey worth is zilch in htown. She on the z radar for being crazzzzy and wearing a bikini. Brandi doesn’t need to parade naked to get attention shes just naturally awesome and beautiful. Sux to be horsey.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Heh. Um, we’ve all seen Brandi. She has so much collagen and chicken cutlets stuffed up in her face that she looks like that muppet Janice from Animal’s band. I don’t know what her age was the last time she was a natural anything, and she probably doesn’t remember either.
        I think I might actually be talking to Brandi, so tell us, when did you last have a human face?

  12. Little Jimmy

    Good grief. This media whore and homewrecker again?!

    • andthislilhorseygotnone

      Looking at this pic reminds of this song.

      Do your t**s hang low. Do they wobble to and fro.
      Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them bow.
      Can you throw them over your shoulder, like a continental soldier.
      Does your t**s hang low.

  13. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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  14. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    If you didn’t who and what was on the front side, it would be a no-brainer. I just can’t keep that out of my mind, though.

    • andthislilhorseygotnone

      its like the dark side of the moon, some areas should not be explored. Even though technically there really is no dark side of the moon, that is permantly engulfed in darkness. But yeah, semi OK from the back them bam, the nightmare begins. Two face style. – batman we have a situation.

  15. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    good for her! A little weight never hurt anyone…

    • andthislilhorseygotnone

      No your right. But this thing needs more than 5 pounds. Lets celebrate after 25 lbs.

  16. Chrissy

    Hey if you really think about it, this woman was even UGLIER as a teenager and early twenties. So it’s not mystery that once she figured out a way to get attention, she is gonna squeezed the shit out of it! So let her enjoy it for a bit and then she’s gonna go all Cat Woman. Typical insecure ugly and fat teenager story…

  17. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    That is a fabulous pooter. I’d do her hard. I just wouldn’t date her.

  18. Bob

    She’s a little chunky, but I’d still take my turn.

  19. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    Does she realize her husband wrote her name above her ass so he can remember it while doing the nasty? Gotta give him credit, though: he does really nice calligraphy.

    • andthislilhorseygotnone

      I dont see why. I would have thought she was the only one where he want to do from behind as not to look as the face. I sure any other girl is a major upgrade in looks and body. That’s just my opinion though I really dont know.

    • JohnnyHildo

      I hought it was a tat of movie ticket…says”Admit One”

  20. Reminds me of all the times I came home from junior high, flipped on the television, found an episode of He-Man and masturbated to Skeletor.

    • andthislilhorseygotnone

      I know right. How is it possible that a person can look like so many different animals combined along with animated and prosthetic characters from movies and tv. Impossible. – AlienIntervention-Xfiles- gene manipulation – and experiment gone bad. I have my suspicions.

  21. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    her tits can’t even stand her, look at them trying to run away!

  22. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Either those are the worst stretch marks I’ve ever seen on a set of boobies, or her and Eddie were up playing tic-tac-toe on her tits all night.

  23. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    shove a pole up her ass and use her for a scarecrow

  24. Hawk

    I wonder when she’ll get desperate enough to “leak” naked phone pics.
    Maybe for her second anniversary.

  25. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    Mister Leann Rhimes=Lucky bastard

  26. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    with a bit of weight on her she looks good; however, her excessive need to be photographed in a bikini, along with her train-wreck face, kinda ruin it

  27. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Grand Poobah
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    a serious crowbar ass

  28. Frightnight

    Her body is manly and her face is even worse. More attractive lady boys in Thailand, at least they look feminine. I guess her husband is into obviously looking trannies look.

  29. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    I used to enjoy turning the snake loose looking at her cute little face and body.

  30. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    All she needs is a pair of fake tits and a paper bag.

  31. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    Spank and eat.

  32. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    Spank and eat.

  33. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    What the f*** happened to this chick? She looks like a tranny after all the weight loss.

  34. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    She has the body of a teenage boy who just started lifting weights after getting fake tits.

  35. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    She may just have the best bikini body on the planet. Absolutely flawless. You don’t get any hotter than this. Her abs and ass are as good as it gets. Even her fake boobs are decent, although she looked better before them WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    Disgusting pig! Lose at least another 20 before you put on a bikini, heffer!

  37. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    Hm, what Rimes with failure?

  38. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    Yeah. I’d get all up in that nastiness.

  39. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    T-Rex sniffs out a snack.
    T-Rex wears trophies from squid kill as a bikini. Hmm.

  40. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Rick from Abington Mass.
    Commented on this photo:

    you people are unreal, bullying her and being assholes, she is hot looking, don’t confuse ignorant with jealousy.

    God Bless and Peace leann

    Love Rick

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