LeAnn Rimes Is In Rehab

August 30th, 2012 // 44 Comments
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LeAnn Rimes is a drunk walking skeleton who spends 90% of her day arguing on Twitter that she does too eat and she makes really messed up cakes. So you’ll be surprised to learn she checked herself into rehab and wants people to think it’s for “stress and anxiety.” People reports:

Rimes – who checked in on Wednesday, the day after her 30th birthday – tells PEOPLE she hopes to emerge from treatment with better tools to deal with the life she’ll be returning to.
“This is just a time for me to emotionally check out for a second and take care of myself and come back in 30 days as the best 30-year-old woman I can be,” she says.
“All the things in my life will be there when I get out, but you know what? I’m hoping they’re not going to affect me as much,” she adds. “I’ll have the tools to know how to deal with them.”

And here’s Eddie pretending he wasn’t just handed a 30-day pass to Random Pussytown:

“My wife is the most remarkable and courageous woman I know,” says Cibrian. “I am so proud of her for having the strength to finally take some time for herself. I will be with her every step of the way.”

And her rep lying:

Though Rimes has been the victim of body bullying in the past, her rep confirms she is not seeking treatment for an eating disorder or substance abuse.

“Look just because my client looks like the Holocaust in a bikini and constantly has a margarita in her hand doesn’t mean she’s an anorexic alcoholic. Or that time I accidentally mopped my whole kitchen floor with her. That could happen to anyone.”

Photos: IXOLA/AKM-GSI

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  1. memmememe

    for what? being an asshat fameho?

  2. A spa is for “me time” dearie, rehab is for alcoholics.

  3. Deacon Jones

    Oh christ.

    Just once, just fucking once, can we pass a law in this country that will do some good?
    Instant public beheadings for lying publicists. Done.

  4. I thought they shot them after injury.

  5. Snooki's Taint

    The pictures disprove the theory. If that girl has an eating disorder, I’d eat a cake all by myself.

  6. JC

    “This really is an ideal case,” doctors said. “The cavern between her wonky foobs is just the right size to hold the industrial-sized feeding tube we’re going to use.”

  7. Fucking hilarious. Horse shit like this makes me wonder how we, the great unwashed masses, ever manage to survive our miserable lives. I would saw off an arm to have 30 days away from my everyday life, but guess what? I’ve got shit to do and a family to provide for. And yet at the same time, there’s no way I’d ever trade places with that washed-up bonerack. You need a break? Go to Disney World for a week.

  8. kelly

    meanwhile eddie will be working on his 3rd wife as his anorexic soon to be ex wife learns how to eat again

    • I dunno, it’d be hard to top the clingy, needy, easily-distracted-from-serial-infidelity-by-a-Twitpic-kiss, financier of a life on Beach and Margarita Street that he has already.

  9. USDA Prime McBeef

    OK, not substance abuse or an eating disorder? Pissing money away at the blackjack table? Compulsive hair pulling? Oh, oh, maybe she’s a cutter. Yeah, that’s it.

    • Frank Burns

      No doubt LeAnn has concluded that you have to eat before you can have an eating disorder. All she does is inhale vegetable broth fumes from a respirator, and that’s not eating, right?

    • mrsmass

      that explains all those scars on her ass.

  10. VV

    Really? How stressful can her life really be? Once upon a time she was a ‘country singer’ who ‘worked’… For the last 5 years she’s been on a permanent vacation acting like a 4th grade hussy, getting all defensive anytime she gets called out on it. She needs a f@#$ing hobby to keep herself busy. God.

  11. Schmidtler

    She should enroll in my 3 step rehab program. Step one is I chain her to the radiator in my basement.

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    CuriousTroll
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks a little tubby in these pictures. She just needs to lose like 10 pounds and she’ll be perfect.

  13. mrsmass

    if she’s stressed now, what’s going to happen when she can’t tweet hundreds of bikini pics while in rehab? a fucking meltdown.

  14. dude

    she is smoking

  15. edod

    crack

  16. edod

    Shes a butter face dude. I only see this girl in photos when she is on a beach or vacationing so…Stress? no. Anxiety maybe. Anorexia completely believable.

  17. your mom

    Fucking bitch! “Stress & anxiety”? From what, exactly? Having to watch people eat in front of her? Just poor another drink!

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    Ninja
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s so freaked out that Eddie will cheat on her (as was proven that he will do first hand) that she has herself in an uncontrollable frenzy. No amount on skinny, pretty, ex-bashing will cure your underlying fears LeAnn. He’s a cheater and you are too.

  19. Loser

    That should be a typo. Should read anorexia instead of anxiety.

  20. Hallie

    She’s on vacation every damn day of her life, what stress could she have?

  21. I think she’s just trying to get some distance from the (largely boring) phone call to an ex-fan that’s been getting some play:

    http://www.celebitchy.com/246679/leann_rimes_allegedly_called_a_twitter_hater_called_brandi_vindictive/

    Plus, there’s a pretty obviously Eddie ‘n’ LeAnn blind item on CDAN which, if she read it, would definitely spin her up:

    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/08/todays-blind-items-hardest-working.html

    Christ. I need to get out more.

  22. Gunnery Sgt. Ermey

    WHAT A DISGUSTING FAT BODY! DROP AND GIVE ME 50!!!

  23. Carla

    This chick would have had at least a 5150 hold and a record for stalking by now if she was neither rich nor famous. Can’t say one deserves anorexia for psycho-narcissistic behavior and dragging kids into her drama but — oh fuck who am I kidding: Choke on your puke, Rimes, you’ve had it coming for a loooong ass time.

  24. Carla

    “And here’s Eddie pretending he wasn’t just handed a 30-day pass to Random Pussytown:” THIS! AAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!!

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    Sam
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks more and more like a street walker. She should go into porn.

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    Scott Disick's love child
    Commented on this photo:

    What? She’s not skinny at all. She looks great.

  27. hATE HER

    I’m sorry, I just don’t understand what anyone would find remotely attractive about this women. Perhaps from a distance but seriously, everything about her face is ugly, right down to her f-ing eyebrows and her body looks a twelve year olds with water ballons taped to her chest. How in the world did she even steal Eddie away from his first wife? Fuck she pisses me off.

  28. Jaariel

    FWIW, these are OLD pics., from before she got scary-skinny. Which only backs the anorexia theory, since she looks much better here than she does now.

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    Frog
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, what the hell? How does she look like a skeleton? She’s larger (not FAT, just not that super-slim body type,) than a lot of the women posted on this site that are considered hot.

  30. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eddie Cibrian
    rodeotexas
    Commented on this photo:

    Forget the woman, what designer made such a fantastic bikini!
    Love to see it on a really hot chick!

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