LeAnn Rimes is a drunk walking skeleton who spends 90% of her day arguing on Twitter that she does too eat and she makes really messed up cakes. So you’ll be surprised to learn she checked herself into rehab and wants people to think it’s for “stress and anxiety.” People reports:
Rimes – who checked in on Wednesday, the day after her 30th birthday – tells PEOPLE she hopes to emerge from treatment with better tools to deal with the life she’ll be returning to.
“This is just a time for me to emotionally check out for a second and take care of myself and come back in 30 days as the best 30-year-old woman I can be,” she says.
“All the things in my life will be there when I get out, but you know what? I’m hoping they’re not going to affect me as much,” she adds. “I’ll have the tools to know how to deal with them.”
And here’s Eddie pretending he wasn’t just handed a 30-day pass to Random Pussytown:
“My wife is the most remarkable and courageous woman I know,” says Cibrian. “I am so proud of her for having the strength to finally take some time for herself. I will be with her every step of the way.”
And her rep lying:
Though Rimes has been the victim of body bullying in the past, her rep confirms she is not seeking treatment for an eating disorder or substance abuse.
“Look just because my client looks like the Holocaust in a bikini and constantly has a margarita in her hand doesn’t mean she’s an anorexic alcoholic. Or that time I accidentally mopped my whole kitchen floor with her. That could happen to anyone.”