LeAnn Rimes Is In A Bikini, Of Course

We’ve already seen Gwen Stefani, Katy Perry, Lindsay Lohan and Ashley Greene, so it was literally only a matter of time until LeAnn Rimes found herself scooped up by the gust of a bee fart and dropped out in public in a bikini. So here she is in Newport Beach over the weekend where she became a lesbian because penis is too fattening. See how wrought with sexual possibilities I make each post? I’m like a minotaur at a center of a lusty labyrinth. (That’s right, E.L. James, you just got served.)