We’ve already seen Gwen Stefani, Katy Perry, Lindsay Lohan and Ashley Greene, so it was literally only a matter of time until LeAnn Rimes found herself scooped up by the gust of a bee fart and dropped out in public in a bikini. So here she is in Newport Beach over the weekend where she became a lesbian because penis is too fattening. See how wrought with sexual possibilities I make each post? I’m like a minotaur at a center of a lusty labyrinth. (That’s right, E.L. James, you just got served.)
Photos: IXOLA/AKM-GSI
she put on a few lbs. I think she looks fantastic. except for the awful bolt on boobs.
Edited: I do NOT think she is pretty. It is her body I am referring to as fantastic.
She actually looks toned and fit rather than anorexic. But the fake boobs ruin her look just as they do with Jennifer Nicole Lee.
It’s funny how we say this yet if she had no tits (as her natural chest most likely doesn’t), we would probably be criticizing her and every other breastless, bikini-wearing, D-list (or is it Z-list already? I’ve lost track of her insignificance) socialite for that offense too. That was just a simple “for the sake of argument” point I wanted to make about never pleasing the internet community, myself included… haha. Cheers.
We’d criticize her anyway for being a bitch. She’s probably even uglier on the inside than on the outside, if you can imagine that.
if only she had a bag big enough for her head
Monkey face.
The creepy eyes do it for me. Or, rather, they don’t.
Sleestack.
this bitch is way too pleased with herself, shes not even hot
Lusty Labyrinth, I love that movie! David Bowie has a massive codpiece.
lol she’s so thin she has to hold her top in place!
Does she look fat to you??
what’s up with fish dissing her? she’s smoking hot.
Ayuh, when her face is pointed away from the camera.
When she has those big glasses covering part of her face.
Bee fart, lol!
I fucking love her body. Sexy.
I never knew Gap Kids sold such racy bikinis
I would bang her like a rented gong.
I wish she was wearing a facekini.
What a mixed bag of … stuff. Her body (ass) is hot except for the foot wide breast plate. And then there’s the face. *Shudder* the face is just frightening.
I was fully prepared to comment on her body looking like that piece of the chicken wing no one eats.
I can’t lie… from the neck down, she looks pretty good. She must’ve upped the caloric intake to 150 a day.
They could pass for siblings in the south!
Small labia
…and a GIANT clit.
I’ll just say that I’m glad have the American Apparel jailbait model to fap to on the side of the page.
And that LeAnn is a fat fatty fat fat.
Homewrecker
LeAnn, give it up. Nobody but you cares.
she looks so much better than a year ago….cant believe im saying this, but she looks really good and has a nice body (at least from this angle)…but nothing will fix that donkey face
really nice legs and arms
OH,NO!! This would turn Ellen straight.
Ditch the orange bikini..it’s hideous. My snark is broken..can’t think of anything mean to say about her.
She needs to wear a bikini top that pushes her tits together and she’d be fine
perhaps she could surgically enhance her face a bit more. This girl is so f*cking ugly she makes Jabba look good!
She is the definition of a Butterface
I think she looks good. I wish I looked like that but fucking chocolate and Wendy’s taste too damn good :( she must not eat at all.
I saw her there!
whenever she poots, she lifts off just a little.
“scooped up by the gust of a bee fart,”; never have more poetic words been spoken….
And he ran around her to walk next to Eddie (pic 15). Awesome.
“I’ll stand next to your boobs if you stand next to my legs.”
Not for nothing dude, but you crap on people for being too fat or not having a perfect body, then you turn around and crap on LeAnn Rimes for being too skinny when in actuality she doesn’t even look that bad, it looks ike she’s put on some weight. Which is it then? I’m not a fan of hers and i like this website but you can be incredibly narrow minded and hypocritical sometimes.
She looks like she’s 10!
Yeah, at least in this pic she’s not looking emaciated as usual
this is what brown bags are for. Hell worth the ride though.
How can you be so skinny and yet have such a flabby ass…
Why would he shoot so low…. He is a 9 shes… a 3… fuck idiots these days.
Hillbilly granny lips or Sleestak cross-breeding? Discuss.
LEANN RIMES,
YOU ARE GORGEOUS & LOVELY & BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE BEAUTY IS ON THE THE INSIDE & THAT.S WHAT COUNT.S THE MOST. SO DON.T WORRY WHAT PEOPLE SAY TO YOU MY LOVE,
In a way I think she has a nice body; but in my opinion she looks rather unhealthy. She looks TOO bony.
Beautiful woman,wow