LeAnn Rimes: ‘If I’m So Skinny, How Can I Fit in this Bikini? BOOM.’

April 7th, 2011 // 116 Comments

LeAnn Rimes has been under increased criticism over her weight with fans concerned that she’s not eating. So to shut them all up she tweeted a photo of herself in a bikini from the navel down to prove… I have no fucking clue. On top of that, the woman apparently writes 5,000 tweets/second so for all we know she just has a coke problem, but here she is babbling about how much she loves Girl Scout cookies and pizza. Via Huffington Post:

“LOVE Thin Mint Cookies! I never know where to buy GS Cookies, so I’m always elated when someone I know has them! Love Thin Mints frozen!”
@KarlaHoffman @lindseyg696 you don’t know me, you have NO idea what I weigh or eat, so why should you have any opinion about my weight?
@KarlaHoffman @lindseyg696 I own that I am healthy and take dang goof care of my body, that’s what I own.
@KarlaHoffman last time we ordered pizza for the boys at our house you were there and I didn’t pass it up. You’ve witnessed it!

Yeah, Karla, you watched me eat that slice of pizza. I took at least two, maybe three, nibbles, God, I felt like such a fatty. But you witnessed it! You fucking witnessed it! I could make you testify in court of law, you know, but I won’t ’cause we’re besties. *rubs nose* Alright, now who wants to hear my life story in 140 character bursts? I’ve got 15 minutes to spare. *type type type type type* Me me me me me me me. SCREEEEEEEECHHHHHH!!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, Splash News

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  1. smiley

    What a strange and gross girl… that is one unflattering pic. Honey, put it away and keep it away. You do have an eating disorder – you are starving yourself on purpose… to look good for a man who cheated on his wife and kids to get it on with the homely, rich chick. Of course you are worried he’ll do the same to you, and he will, but still – is that any reason to torment us with your gross pics??

  2. LaRue

    Her gaping belly button is seriously grossing me out.

  3. Cardinal Fang

    Shit. I look slim laying down too.

  4. JosieBelle

    Of COURSE we should believe her when she says she doesn’t have an eating disorder, just like we believed her when she said she wasn’t having an affai…wait a minute.

  5. youcandieNOW

    If she hadn’t stolen a man from a woman who was much better looking, she wouldn’t have to starve herself or get implants. He only cares about how fat that checking account is so there is no need to amputate your left leg so you’ll weigh less than the ex-wife.

    • JohnnyForever

      Exactly! Well said. Also she is what’s called “Skinny Fat”. No muscle tone whatsoever. Her thighs are gross and her belly button is like an experiment gone wrong.

  6. iola

    ewwww!

  7. Sue

    She’s just a fat Pro-Anna, and ugly, I almost forgot to mention that, but my horse is better looking than her.

  8. Allison Wunderlan

    It’s not that she doesn’t eat. It’s just that everything that goes into her stomach erupts out of Mt. Vesuvious sitting there prominantly on her belly at regular intervals.

  9. Obserber

    Marissa I concur with your statement “People have found her behavior in her personal life to be repulsive”, hope you don’t mind if I use it in the future. Paige I note some commentors at the Huffington Post and E! have noticed LeAnn’s stretch marks on her legs in her bikini bottom twit pic and wondering how? Answer, lipsuction, that’s a given! Many posters were talking about her belly button, however, I only noticed her prominent 3rd nostril, must be how she makes a song note seem to last forever.

    Also people were questioning LeAnn why she hadn’t gone to the ACMs. I believe because LeAnn wasn’t invited to be in the following night’s ACM/AMT Vegas Superstar Women of country Special, that was being taped for later airing, she was sulking and not granting the satisfaction of her presence;

    http://www.cmt.com/news/country-music/1661388/superstar-women-special-lives-up-to-billing.jhtml

    I also found it funny that one fo LeAnn’s prominent Twitter followers sent LeAnn a FatApp picture of what LeAnn would look like fat, to “help” joust with the ‘skinny haters’;

    http://yfrog.com/h3yzbphj

    ROFL;: If Eddie sees that pic, he’s gonna see Bulging Belinda Rimes (LeAnn’s “mamma”) how she looks now, and what Eddies future wife is going to look like! If I did the Twitter thing I’d send him the link, I doubt he bothers to read LeAnn’s crap, he gets enough at home. Anyone else
    feel free to do so!

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    Joe Blow
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys will have to excuse me… I’ll be back in about 4 minutes.

    Oh, and does anyone have any Jergen’s I can borrow?

    • ayo

      It’s reassuring that you’re probably a 45 year old obese man wearing his fav batman t-shirt living in the corner of your mothers basement while spending 21-hour days in front of his computer instead of walking the street amongst civilized human beings.

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    Joe Blow
    Commented on this photo:

    Fap!! FAP!! FAP!!

  12. Rabbit

    You know, it’s only fat people who complain or “worry” about skinny people not eating or looking too skinny…
    Take the fork outa your mouths you fat cows!

    • Cakeflourz

      I second this notion. The criticism of celebrities for being underweight/anorexic has taken a turn recently from those who legitimately have a problem to regular, healthy looking women. At this rate in a few years people will be looking at 250lb women and say “Your ONLY 125 pounds overweight, you must be anorexic!”

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    Dali
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s not that skinny.

  14. ThinknStink

    What am I looking at in this pic, an aborted fetus?

  15. Pete

    So that’s what the highway to hell looks like.

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    zilly
    Commented on this photo:

    Man shoulders.

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    zilly
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my god! If you cover her face, and take off the implants, she completely has a man body. Or leave the implants and that is definantly a mid-transition body right there.

  18. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    This tweet might be a cry for help. That looks like a gunshot wound.

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    Storm
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that her belly button or are scientists growing a human ear out of her body like they did with those rats?

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    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s with her dog-face?

  21. RightRogerRight

    @KarlaHoffman @lindseyg696 I own that I am healthy and take dang goof care of my body, that’s what I own.

    Yeah, you take GOOF care of that goofy skinny ass body.. ho’s gonna be ho’s

  22. Oh, Snap!

    Hmmm… I didn’t know there were white chicks starving in Ethiopia too.

  23. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    So this is what it’s like to be a view of her implants.

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    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, that’s an insult! To my dog. She’s 10x prettier :)

  25. Gross

    Her belly button looks like a crater.

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    Kay c
    Commented on this photo:

    Eat something before you fade away.

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    cdmsr
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t follow this kind of celebracrap — and wish I hadn’t unknowingly followed this link — but you are, for the most part, a lot of pathetic losers. You sure go to a hell of a lot of effort just to hate on someone. You don’t like her, fine. I hadn’t even thought of LeAnn Rimes in a fuckin’ decade.

    And if she’s a homewrecker because of that goofy-looking dink she’s with, all I can say is she should’ve got his dumb ass out of the home before she wrecked it. Who the hell is he, anyway? No… never mind. Don’t even want to know.

    And ya’ll need to get a hobby, maybe read a book. Or try autoerotic asphyxiation. Some folks get pretty good results from that (for the rest of us).

  28. BOUT 2 HURL

    Too much pressure, and OBVIOUS guilt…. about to crack right before our eyes….

  29. Hautemama

    “if I’m so skinny how can I fit in this bikini?” THAT MAKES NO SENSE!! You fit it BECAUSE YOU’RE SKINNY!! Duh

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    hb
    Commented on this photo:

    She doesn’t look any thinner than the other super-thin celebs everyone tries to emulate. How can you say she’s crazy when “journalists” like you set the standards of what women should like like? Considering some of the other skeletal women out there, she has great muscle tone and looks like one would expect in her profession.

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