LeAnn Rimes Has Implants? Get Out.

January 4th, 2011 // 54 Comments

When photos of LeAnn Rimes in a bikini hit last week, almost everyone commented that she had to have gotten implants except for me who just thought she became cooler all of a sudden. Anyway, it turns out she did get them, but I’m not about to make fun of a woman for fixing God’s mistakes unless it’s comedically convenient. I will, however, make fun of someone who went to the same plastic surgeon as her fiance’s ex and got the same size which is exactly what LeAnn did. Us Magazine reports:

“She recently got a boob job,” a source reveals to UsMagazine.com. “She’s always, always been insecure about her size. She was a small A-cup. She often talked about wanting to get implants. She’d say, “I just want a little bit so they’re proportionate to my body.’”
To pump up her new appearance, Rimes even turned to the same plastic surgeon Cibrian’s ex wife Brandi Glanville used — and got the same cup size!
Says the insider, “When Brandi and LeAnn were constantly fighting, one of LeAnn’s jabs at Brandi was that she was plastic. Brandi replied, ‘Be careful, honey. That’s what Eddie likes. You’ll be there someday too.’”

First, you get the implants… Then, you get the marriage… Then, you get left home alone with the kids, you stupid idiot.. Are you fucking kidding me? This is the person LeAnn Rimes picked as her role model in this whole ordeal? The woman who got cheated on and ultimately kicked to the curb? Jesus. I don’t want to make a grand sweeping statement about women being insane emotional creatures devoid of all logic and reason, but only because that would paint me into a corner where I couldn’t talk about how bad you are at driving. It wouldn’t be fair to anyone.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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  1. The interesting thing isn’t that she got implants…but that she got normal sized ones. I swear there’s a person at every plastic surgeon’s office who coaches chicks on how to say “I just wanted a full B cup, but the doctor put these ginormous double-D’s in by mistake!”.

  2. mensa

    She’s actually looking good here. Walking around in a bikini detracts attention away from her face, which can only be considered a bonus.

  3. ChinoLatino

    First Bitches!!! Woo hoo!!

  4. JesseJimmy

    Hopefully Eddie likes butter too. Because she’s got a lot of it on her face.

  5. ChinoLatino

    Ahh Fuck Epic *Fail* lol

  6. boing

    skeletor has boobs. bfd.

  7. lightdragon

    oh gee she is offering people drinks so they would be too drunk to notice her face.

  8. CptCreep

    It’s going to be so sweet seeing her dumb face when Eddie’s caught cheating on her…

  9. erección

    I think she made the right decision. You need something to play with while you fuck the pussy.

  10. Satan's bitch

    Proportionate to her body? As if. She’s a frickin’ stick with balloons. Apparently Eddie needs his handful, no matter which bitch he’s feeling up.

  11. By the bruise on her thigh I say Eddie is already tired of fucking this b sized gorgon. She does not turn a cock to stone, that is for certain.

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    Eugene
    Commented on this photo:

    Who the sidekick making the goofy Lohan ducklips face?

  13. GravyLeg

    Looks pretty damn good to me… She is LEAN.

  14. Her body looks damn tight. Her face just isn’t right. I’d fuck her all day and night, but only if she turns off the light….

    Rhymes is going to get cheated on and heart broken and cry and whine about it and when it happens I hope everyone stands up and says “Too fucking bad bitch, what goes around comes around …”

  15. Alyssa

    I think she looks really good.What I really want to know is the stuff about her using the same surgeon and getting the same cup size as Brandi.I thought that kind of info was confidential between the surgeon and the patient(Brandi)?Maybe that’s why I have a hard time believing that particular part of the story.

    • kkat

      They look the same size as mine.. high profile 300cc… you can barely tell they’re fake; if i didnt know how flat she was before i would never know she had them done.

  16. Lauren

    Proportionate? In that picture her boobs look wider than her hips. Last time I checked, that’s not what’s known as proportion…. fail.

  17. Kerri

    looking forward to her getting cheated on and releasing an album based on how SAD she is.
    ugly face, manish body but good job on not going too big.

  18. RoboZombie

    You cant take the trailer outta the trash…or something like that.

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    prince of kings beach
    Commented on this photo:

    first

  20. Cindy

    That woman is to hips what Ke$ha is to bum cheeks.

  21. kpatra

    she looks unhealthy. way too skinny.

  22. Michelle

    She looks awesome. Lean lean lean

  23. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    burton
    Commented on this photo:

    why the fuck woudl she get implants, they look cheesy…thats why porn stars and strippers get them, to look like walking fuck bags and nothing more.

  24. Eric

    I can’t get past that squinty face. Besides,she’s got boy hips. It would be like humping a bag of rakes.

  25. She should get conscience implants next.

  26. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

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    Maximus
    Commented on this photo:

    Gotta say… this picture is HOT.

  28. Randy

    Leann was a little porker in her teens and is prone to putting on weight. That is why she constantly talks about going to the gym. Eddie is a very handsome man, although somewhat dim witted. He will leave Leann when she cannot keep off the weight in a few years. Personally I do not know why he left his wife, she is so much prettier than Leann. Not as if that’s the only reason you like someone. I do think Leann and Eddie’s relationship is just superficial.

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    Andy
    Commented on this photo:

    gee, these Last Exorcism ads aren’t annoying AT ALL

  30. Polar Bear

    I’m pretty sure if she gained 5-10 lbs. she wouldn’t have needed any stinking implants, but then she wouldn’t have the ass and shape of a young boy. Or, worse she would then have the body of a real woman and not a child. Looking like a child forever is very important to these sick celebrities, even home wreckers like this nit wit.

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    boogiewooged
    Commented on this photo:

    damn that girls got a nice ass.

  32. Anya

    nice tits anything to distract from her masculine body and rat like face. Rene Zellweger 2.0

    • GravyLeg

      She will have to grow some massive jowls before she gets into Zellwegger territory. RZ had a face only a Hutt could love…

  33. anonym

    she has no figure.

    and her head looks too big for that body

  34. Erin

    I can’t decide if she looks good or not. She’s thin and has boobs, but she’s still just sort of meh… Maybe its the crack whore vibe she’s giving off now

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    Antoinette
    Commented on this photo:

    I like Leanne Rimes, always have. I think this anger pointed at her is ridiculous. She & Eddie deserve some peace and happiness. I am sorry there is a woman that feels bad that her hubby left her for someone younger but it happens, you gotta get over it!

  36. She needs to smush those implants down to where her hips should be.

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    Mordred
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Leanne was her own woman. Eddie’s ex-wife was correct and Leanne only had them done for him.

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    tebowTEAR
    Commented on this photo:

    shes ugly as hell, she got an ugly face implant too….thaaa fuck?

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    Julee
    Commented on this photo:

    Leann Rimes is SO freakin messed up. She had to get seats in a fashion show in New York by ‘asking’ for them ;not invited. She says her main handbag essential is a bottle of tequila. Yeh! Now she is media whoring that she wants a baby with hubby. Horseface has hit bottom. Probably paid the dude to hit her house for the publicity. Leann- Michael Lohan is tweeting u.

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