LeAnn Rimes Has A Butt? That Can’t Be Right.

January 9th, 2012 // 90 Comments

Here’s LeAnn Rimes somehow getting her ass squeezed by Eddie Cibrian over the weekend which literally boggles my mind. Granted, she’s been eating again – Or at least telling the paparazzi to snap pictures when she holds a spoon up to her mouth. – I’m almost positive she slapped a wad of Silly Putty in his hand and said, “Make this look good.” Because by my calculations, Eddie Cibrian’s hand should’ve slipped into some sort of negative space/null-ass zone where butt matter disintegrates at an accelerated rate. He should’ve reached up to scratch his nose only to find a stump for a hand, or that baby from 2001 stuck to it. I’m still crunching numbers.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Bocce Ball Eddie Cibrian
    Howie
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    Should wipe better, sheesh…

  2. Cock Dr

    How much ass + $ > monkeyface + batshit crazy?

  3. The gooch

    What’s the point behind all these posts of this not hot, not all that famous, not interesting retard. Is it that slow of a day? Can’t you post something about Britney eating something or Lindsay doing coke like you always do?

  4. AteIsEnough

    Good to see Leann sticking to her Christian values she used to preach about. I’m no angel, but I’m no hypocrite either. Lets see her list of no-nos…coveting they neighbor’s wife/husband; vanity; body mutilation (breast implants); adultery; lust. Wow, she flat out broke commandments and commited mortal sins. But, she does sport a thing nicely! I’d tap it!! : )

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    shonzie
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    so close to seeing some celebrity stinkhole

  6. Felonious Monkey

    She has the ass of a 14-year old skinny white girl. And this is considered attractive?

    • doogleberg

      Yes, it is.

      Sincerely,
      Every White Man on Earth

    • alright then

      Yeah, we like asses that dont look like 300 pounds of melting taffy and smell like burnt rubber.

      • dee

        U like women with no ass at all, white girls don’t have shit

      • alright then

        Let me complete that sentence for you-

        “Whit girls dont have shit in their ass cracks because they can actually wipe their asses.”

      • Felonious Monkey

        Stephanie Seymour who happens to be white (for those blind folks), Shakira, Jennifer Nicole Lee who’s also white (again for the blind), etc. all have great posteriors. You know why? They don’t starve themselves to look like young girls. If a woman is past the age of 21 or 25 as in the case of LeAnn Rimes, whittling down your body to appeal to pedophiles, latent homosexuals or insecure small-dicked men is grotesque.
        @alright then: Which one are you?

      • One White Man On Earth

        No actually we like small asses because with our little cocks it’s easier access. That’s also why we love Asian women even more. It would be hard for our cocks to penetrate in the “doggy style” position because the ass would be in the way. I’m on the other hand, a white guy without an endowment problem of my peers so I tend to like an actual curvy ass. This is why Eva Longoria, Aida Yespica, Shakira, and the Jennifer Aniston’s of the world are hott.

    • Remember that line from True Lies? “Ass like a 10-year-old boy”? Although, in the post-Sandusky era, that sounds creepy now.

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    RaisinNutMuffin
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    All I can think about when I see a thong bikini is there’s got to be fecal matter on that thing.

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    VampiresAreFugly
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t get me wrong: she looks smokin’ hot lately. But she always looks underdressed. Everyone else is in clothes and she’s playing in a string bikini. Total attention whore.

  9. God is Black

    Too many bocce balls for my liking? Seriously who wears a Bikini thong to such a game?

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    JGB
    Commented on this photo:

    why is everybody dressed normal and she´s the only one wearing a bikini…there´s no f***ing beach near by…or?

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    JGB
    Commented on this photo:

    BIKINI SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  12. VampiresAreFugly

    Don’t get me wrong: she looks smokin’ hot lately. But she always looks underdressed. Everyone else is in clothes and she’s playing in a string bikini. Total attention whore.

    • Me

      My thoughts exactly! Why is she in just a bikini when everyone else is fully dressed? And not in bathing suit and tshirts, but regularly dressed! There’s something off with her I think.

  13. Bob

    So this is what all of Eddie’s fat jokes were leading up to. Well played, Mr. Cibrian. Well played.

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    mcdoubler
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    because eddie forbade her from wearing anything else man, obviously

  15. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Bocce Ball Eddie Cibrian
    Commented on this photo:

    for all I know about Bocce Ball, this is exactly how the game is played.

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    Cagey1
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually, if you look, you can see her pussy lips. Just blow it up in photoshop a little and boom, celebrity pussy.

  17. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Bocce Ball Eddie Cibrian
    Commented on this photo:

    Bro!
    Dude!
    Sweet!

  18. Boner

    I’d hit it. Twice.

  19. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Bocce Ball Eddie Cibrian
    Commented on this photo:

    I find myself with a complete lack of unkind things to say. I’m not really comfortable with this situation.

    • browny

      um. who wears a bikini while playing bocce??? for fuck sake, makes no sense that everyone else is dressed and she is in a bikini. I’d be embarrassed. notwithstanding her nice butt.

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    Cagey1
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    pic #2 is a full on lip slip.

  21. cc

    ‘You are going to do this for me or I am going to squeeze your ass.’

  22. Venom

    It pains me to say that I would bang LeAnn Rimes.

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    Lee
    Commented on this photo:

    She has stretch marks you can see themin other pictures on other tabloid sites…I actually like that she isnt scared to show thhem, shes HUMAN!!!

  24. stevebeagle

    i’d wear hat ass like a hat.

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    Erica
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    i always knew she had a tight little athletic ass. i approve!

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    adolf hitler
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    she looks good. im officially on her side. you keep starvin yourself, honey. its working.

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    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    I always did like playing grab ass with my woman.

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    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    They are all lined up to do a train on that ass. She has already assumed the position.

  29. Is it still bestiality if the girl only has a horse face because that ass is saying “Giddy-up.”

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    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    I see we have another couple playing grab ass. There is gonna be some fucking real soon.

  31. Veronika Larsson

    Well, we have to pick on SOMEBODY–Britney’s doing well under the conservatorship of her father and is engaged to be married…Lindsay actually COMPLETED probation and hasn’t used drugs for hours (maybe even days)…but Leeann is a poor substitute. Let’s face it, Leeann has committed the worst crime of all: she’s boring (in an awful, husband-stealing kind of way).

  32. tumble weed

    no doubt any longer.
    SHE WAS BORN AS A BOY, folks!!

  33. Monica Lewinsky

    Other than being a homewrecker, who is she?

    • Trek Girl

      She is a talented country and pop singer.

      She became famous at 8 years of age by winning “Star Search” . Her debut album, released in 1996, reached #1 on the Top Country Album Chart and was certified multiplatinum in sales. She has won several awards, Grammy’s, ACM’s, and more. Part of the reason why people keep writing about this whole Leann/Eddie Cibrian/Brandi Glanville thing is because of how talented she is.
      She actually has an interesting background story. I encourage you to read her Wiki page (where I got this information) if you are interested in learning more.

  34. I bet she wishes she still had a career rather than an ass.

  35. Do_Freebird

    Let’s give the chick a break. If she wants to be close to naked as she walks around a bunch of fully dressed men, who am I to say nay? She is obviously an exhibitionist, and I say more power to her. She’s rich enough and has a nice enough body to go around totally bare assed naked as far as I’m concerned.
    A nice black vinyl mask and ball gag would be appreciated though.

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    injekter
    Commented on this photo:

    i dont care what you say, Leann is a party, a f-ing good time…i bet she doesn’t use the word no

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    onos
    Commented on this photo:

    holy crap michael jackson’s back from the dead… as a chick? :S

  38. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Bocce Ball Eddie Cibrian
    onos
    Commented on this photo:

    “hey smell my finger”

  39. wink

    - think I can see what she had for lunch

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    BillyBobsRevenge
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    Is that a cucumber in your pants, Eddie, or are you just happy to see me…

  41. hanna

    Come on, we all know that she is walking around like this because on last weeks episode of RHOBH, Eddie’s ex-wife was walking around in a tiny bikini showing off her butt. I’m starting to think that Eddie faithfully watches RHOBH just so that he can see his ex and that Eddie isn’t over his ex, like he and Leann want us all to believe. Since she tipped off the paps, it’s obvious that this butt grab was STAGED to give the impression that he is in love with LR and not cheating on her(since people noticed him flirting with her friend in two of the photos). Just look at how he has to be drunk just to grab her behind. Doesn’t he have the cup of beer in his hand the entire time that he is making out with her? No wonder she is always so insecure. I suspect that she is saturating the media with these photos of her behind because the RHOBH is going to be airing more shots of EC ex-wife in a bikini. Why would Leann need to compete with Eddie’s ex if Eddie is so in love with Leann? You get the impression that he probably calls out BG name when he is with Leann.

    • Linds

      why would he still like Brandy Glanville, she’s not an upgrade from leann, they are both on the same boat as fugly.
      Eddie divorced Brandy to marry Leann and you’re going to claim he’s still in love with Brandy. How delusional.

      I can totally see him leaving Leann but obviously for another chick that isn’t Brandy.

      • hanna

        Brandi isn’t ugly and you are delusional if you think that Leann is an upgrade. The facts don’t lie, there are documented photos of Leann Rimes single white femaling Eddie’s ex, Leann even copies her tweets. Obviously Eddie must still be in love with Brandi because what woman walks around dressing and wearing their hair like their husbands ex?

      • hanna

        Brandi isn’t ugly and it’s delusional to think that Brandi doesn’t look better than Leann. Leann Rimes is constanly copying Eddie’s ex, from her tweets right down to her hairstyle. So it’s obvious that Eddie isn’t over his ex. What woman walks around copying the look of her husbands ex?

    • I stopped reading when I found out what RHOBH was.

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    bimbosmakemelooksmart
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    so everyone is dressed… except for leann….

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    lillaliket
    Commented on this photo:

    “and then i said to the plastic surgeon, this is how far apart i want my new boobs to be”

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    Winnie
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    That looks kind of painful.

  45. bo

    she’s still pretty tiny but she does look a bit healthier than before.

  46. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Bocce Ball Eddie Cibrian
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t want to, but I’m looking at it. Goddamnit…

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    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    Another inch please…

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    langford
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to trace that zig-zag pattern with my toung :-P

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    Pip pip cheery-o
    Commented on this photo:

    BONER ALERT!

  50. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Bocce Ball Eddie Cibrian
    Commented on this photo:

    If I didn’t know better, I’d think these people were about to start shooting the porn version of The Descendants.

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