Last week, Brandi Glanville revealed in an interview with some obscure Australian magazine that she wanted to kill LeAnn Rimes, which prompted LeAnn to immediately act scared for her life and latch onto the free publicity even though it didn’t involve wearing a bikini. So, of course, yesterday she Tweeted pics of herself at the shooting range, most likely to let Brandi know that firing a gun surprisingly won’t snap LeAnn’s arms right the fuck off. Which is honestly a smart move because I would’ve counted on the same thing in my murder plans. “Let’s see, waltz into her house, wait for kickback to send bullet into the ceiling as her arms splinter like dry bamboo shoots, apply murder to face, frame Eddie and BOOM. Time for pedis.”
Photos: Twitter
No man (in this case a himbo) is worth this sort of ridiculous posturing.
Who’s Brandi Glanville?
too bad this isn’t a picture of Brandi at the shooting range and LeeAnn’s skeletal body hanging down rage littered with holes.
oh, she’s littered with holes alright.
I want to fill all of her holes.
Next stop, Blue Man Group.
I can’t blame Brandi Glanville. I mean, who could have possibly foreseen that marrying a rich, handsome actor and then becoming a spoiled, bitter brat of a nag could one day lead to him leaving you for a younger, more attractive woman?
You had me up until ‘more attractive’. Then I pooped a little.
Don’t make me love you…
I dropped out at “rich”. Because, if he was, what was the point of marrying LeAnn?
Compared to Leann, Brandi who I think is below average looking is drop dead gorgeous.
Unfortunely for Rimes she was not blessed in the looks department. If she wasn’t rich, I’d be wondering why Eddie is with her.
chutes?
I can’t blame Brandi Glanville either. She claims we had a week long sexual fling and I don’t even know who she is. So how can I blame her?
Sadly for Eddie, that photo also demonstrates LeAnn’s version of a blow job.
BONEY 2012
I reckon if we could have trained our horses to shoot, the South would have one the war.
And if you taught them to spell, they could have edited your posts for you too.
Christ, that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. Ride on, mcpoop!
I think we all know how this is going to turn out…
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Go away, Skeletor.
Love love love this “So, of course, yesterday she Tweeted pics of herself at the shooting range, most likely to let Brandi know that firing a gun surprisingly won’t snap LeAnn arms right the fuck off.”
Yes, LeAnn, we all know that Eddie likes you to put two in his stink.
Whoa talk about hollow cheeks. There’s one chipmunk who needs to store more nuts for the summer.
In reference to the Rhianna butt post, I’d still rather see Rhianna’s cheeks than LeAnn’s alleged ass.
amatures.
Go, team Brandi!
pretty sure she poked holes in that with a ball point pen (a distant cousin to her).
Proof positive that you can take the girl out of the country, but you can’t take the jealous, vindictive, trigger-happy white trash bitch out of the girl…
Sheesh. I was a better shot that her when I was in elementary school.
Anyone remember when she was a little semi-cute, wholesome country singer before she was fame hungry cheating skeleton? Maybe I just dreamt that…..
Brandi who?
Christ, enough with this homewrecker already!
Eek!! When I was eight years old I was madly in love with you!
This is one sick girl! She has constantly harassed Brandi and I wonder if this is a sick message to her or a warning to Eddie if he should ever step out of line. Her family and friends need to see to it that she gets the mental help she needs before something tragic happens!
Watch out, Brandi. Them fingers are loaded.
thanx for the memories eddiec it was fun last nite sneakin around c u soon xoxo