The LeAnn Rimes, Brandi Glanville Feud Doesn’t Look Out of Hand At All

May 18th, 2012 // 35 Comments

Last week, Brandi Glanville revealed in an interview with some obscure Australian magazine that she wanted to kill LeAnn Rimes, which prompted LeAnn to immediately act scared for her life and latch onto the free publicity even though it didn’t involve wearing a bikini. So, of course, yesterday she Tweeted pics of herself at the shooting range, most likely to let Brandi know that firing a gun surprisingly won’t snap LeAnn’s arms right the fuck off. Which is honestly a smart move because I would’ve counted on the same thing in my murder plans. “Let’s see, waltz into her house, wait for kickback to send bullet into the ceiling as her arms splinter like dry bamboo shoots, apply murder to face, frame Eddie and BOOM. Time for pedis.”

Photos: Twitter

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  1. Cock Dr

    No man (in this case a himbo) is worth this sort of ridiculous posturing.

  2. Gerard Butler

    Who’s Brandi Glanville?

  3. mrsmass

    too bad this isn’t a picture of Brandi at the shooting range and LeeAnn’s skeletal body hanging down rage littered with holes.

  4. Jillinthebox

    Next stop, Blue Man Group.

  5. EricLr

    I can’t blame Brandi Glanville. I mean, who could have possibly foreseen that marrying a rich, handsome actor and then becoming a spoiled, bitter brat of a nag could one day lead to him leaving you for a younger, more attractive woman?

  6. bandersnatch

    chutes?

  7. Gerard Butler

    I can’t blame Brandi Glanville either. She claims we had a week long sexual fling and I don’t even know who she is. So how can I blame her?

  8. Frank Burns

    Sadly for Eddie, that photo also demonstrates LeAnn’s version of a blow job.

  9. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    BONEY 2012

  10. Gen. Robert E. Lee

    I reckon if we could have trained our horses to shoot, the South would have one the war.

  11. I think we all know how this is going to turn out…
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/18/death-becomes-her-214_317.jpg[/img]

  12. Buddy The Elf

    Go away, Skeletor.

  13. Love love love this “So, of course, yesterday she Tweeted pics of herself at the shooting range, most likely to let Brandi know that firing a gun surprisingly won’t snap LeAnn arms right the fuck off.”

  14. JC

    Yes, LeAnn, we all know that Eddie likes you to put two in his stink.

  15. Whoa talk about hollow cheeks. There’s one chipmunk who needs to store more nuts for the summer.
    In reference to the Rhianna butt post, I’d still rather see Rhianna’s cheeks than LeAnn’s alleged ass.

  16. Herman Bumfudle

    amatures.

  17. ohwhatthehell

    Go, team Brandi!

  18. kirby

    pretty sure she poked holes in that with a ball point pen (a distant cousin to her).

  19. LeAnn Rimes Gun Range Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Proof positive that you can take the girl out of the country, but you can’t take the jealous, vindictive, trigger-happy white trash bitch out of the girl…

  20. Burt

    Sheesh. I was a better shot that her when I was in elementary school.

  21. LeAnn Rimes Gun Range Twitter
    Nostalgiro
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone remember when she was a little semi-cute, wholesome country singer before she was fame hungry cheating skeleton? Maybe I just dreamt that…..

  22. Marley

    Brandi who?

  23. BJ McKay

    Christ, enough with this homewrecker already!

  24. LeAnn Rimes Gun Range Twitter
    nomorerimes
    Commented on this photo:

    This is one sick girl! She has constantly harassed Brandi and I wonder if this is a sick message to her or a warning to Eddie if he should ever step out of line. Her family and friends need to see to it that she gets the mental help she needs before something tragic happens!

  25. Kisses4Katie

    Watch out, Brandi. Them fingers are loaded.

  26. eddiesgirl

    thanx for the memories eddiec it was fun last nite sneakin around c u soon xoxo

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