LeAnn Rimes Must’ve Had A Fat Day

Before any of you drunks get confused, it’s not St. Patrick’s Day already, so you’re going to have to find another excuse for your day drinking. (I’m going with Guilani Rancic’s double masectomy. Such a brave woman.) However, that didn’t stop LeAnn Rimes from wearing a green tablecloth to the Trevor Awards last night after accidentally licking an M&M which, all jokes aside, probably made her look 10 months pregnant. It’s a miracle she didn’t make Eddie toss her down the stairs. Then again, she’d probably just float up into the stairwell. “Children, find your favorite mother LeAnn some heavy stones. Quickly now!”

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