LeAnn Rimes Must’ve Had A Fat Day

December 5th, 2011 // 53 Comments

Before any of you drunks get confused, it’s not St. Patrick’s Day already, so you’re going to have to find another excuse for your day drinking. (I’m going with Guilani Rancic’s double masectomy. Such a brave woman.) However, that didn’t stop LeAnn Rimes from wearing a green tablecloth to the Trevor Awards last night after accidentally licking an M&M which, all jokes aside, probably made her look 10 months pregnant. It’s a miracle she didn’t make Eddie toss her down the stairs. Then again, she’d probably just float up into the stairwell. “Children, find your favorite mother LeAnn some heavy stones. Quickly now!”

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  1. LeAnn Rimes Poncho Eddie Cibrian Trevor Live
    Snack pack
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    Her face reminds me of Invader Zim’s dog Grr for some reason.

  2. Ace Rockola

    Why hasn’t anyone realized that LeAnn and Ellen Pompeo are effectively the same person?

    Fish/Photo Boy – Can we see a side-by-side of these two?

  3. JC

    Ladies: Scarlett O’Hara only made her dress out of green velvet curtains in “Gone With the Wind” because she had no other options. You have the option of going to a store.

    I’m looking at you, Fatty LeAnn.

    • D-chi

      And she made those curtains look good in comparison.

    • Frank Burns

      +1 just because Hollywood makes big screen movies, doesn’t mean they want your big ass up there, LeAnn! Try putting down that fourth double cheeseburger, fatty!

  4. Clarence Beeks

    She looks like she is wearing a Snuggie.

  5. forrest gump

    yep, celebrities use wide clothes to mask FAT things in life & body, folks!!

  6. Frank Burns

    She already looks like a female version of The Grinch, the green outfit is just her returning to form in preparation for stealing Christmas from Brandi Glanville.

  7. Should roughing be regulated? What's your stance?

    Don’t you have to be pregnant first, to be thrown down the stairs?

    • I believe it was suggested as a preventative measure. And for the record, I’m all for the “ounce of prevention” approach in this case.

  8. eeo

    I think Pregnant

  9. LeAnn Rimes Poncho Eddie Cibrian Trevor Live
    janie
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    He’s like, damn, how’d I get stuck with a horse face…time to stop getting sloppy drunk before picking up chicks.

  10. Jack Ketch

    All I think of is Mr. Ed with bolt-ons … BAD bolt-ons. And chicken legs.

  11. She always looks so fuckin’ Odd. I don’t know what it is but back in the 90′s she never gave off that odd vibe.

    its the face.

  12. LeAnn's Penis

    I think he’s trying to draw attention away from his penis.

  13. stratacat

    it’s like she walked into the plastic surgeon’s office with a picture of renee zellweger and said, “make me look like this…but thinner…and horsy-er…”

  14. SIN

    She probably has nothing on under that cape/dress. Easy access to the bony pussy. Also, when you lift up the dress to fuck her, it covers her face.

  15. cc

    Her Gumby outfit is clearly a work in progress. She should stop now though…totally the wrong color.

    • hanna

      Well GREEN is the color of Money, how else was Leann going to get Eddie to look into her eyes and attend this event with her, EC ditched her and made her walk the red carpet alone for the CMA’s. LR wasn’t about to let that happen again. By wearing green, Leann knows for sure that Eddie won’t be thinking about another woman or his ex-wife while he is with her on the red carpet.

  16. Schmidtler

    all you fatassed broads are just jelly.

  17. LeAnn Rimes Poncho Eddie Cibrian Trevor Live
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    We’ve all seen the TV commercials, but when they say you can wear your Snuggie “anywhere”, they really didn’t mean charity events.

  18. That’s not a dress, it’s a xylophone cover.

  19. She lost so much weight, her torso turned to vapor. The tablecloth is just there to tie the arms, legs and head together into a cohesive shape.

  20. Mr. Obvious

    Homewrecking Whore

  21. The bright green tablecloth really enhances her spray tan.

  22. LeAnn Rimes Poncho Eddie Cibrian Trevor Live
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    Lookin great, LeeAnn! Now for this next picture, open your eyes!

  23. Cardinal Fang

    Looking more tranny everyday.

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    Meanchick
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    I’m Gumby Damnit!

  25. LeAnn Rimes Poncho Eddie Cibrian Trevor Live
    Meanchick
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    And they look SOOOOOO happy.

  26. What’s that right knee made out of? Tinkertoys?

  27. LeAnn Rimes Poncho Eddie Cibrian Trevor Live
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    I hate the new Iron Man mask.

  28. LeAnn Rimes Poncho Eddie Cibrian Trevor Live
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    It must really blow that starring in The Playboy Club wasn’t the most embarrassing thing he ever did.

  29. LeAnn Rimes Poncho Eddie Cibrian Trevor Live
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    If she ever wipes off her face, the Shroud of Turin will have some serious competition.

  30. Lord Invader

    “Camera sure does put on ten pounds,” whispered the key grip as LeAnn Rimes walked in front of the green screen.

  31. LeAnn Rimes Poncho Eddie Cibrian Trevor Live
    Kris
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    Jesus her legs look like they’re about to snap!!! Grosso.

  32. It’s as if someone let half the air out of a Lisa Kudrow balloon.

  33. hanna

    She seems to be trying very hard to fuel pregnancy rumors. She thinks that wearing a table cloth and sticking out her stomacha dn then rubbing it on Eddie will do the trick? Instead of talking gushing aboout her pregnancy bump, people are calling her a famewhore for attempting to use this dress to annouce her pregnancy. Why is she so desperate for attention if her husband is the person she makes him out to be on twitter and her blog?

  34. Cookie

    She’s probably not able to get pregnant at this point, but she wants to start that rumor, so she put on the Mummenschanz dress..

  35. LeAnn Rimes Poncho Eddie Cibrian Trevor Live
    Brit Boys Are Cool
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    Man, she is fugly. She was never that attractive. It’s even worse now that she is a twig. If she stays this thin when she’s in her thirties, she is going to look eighty.

  36. Brit Boys Are Cool

    I want to watch the Muppet Show now.

  37. LeAnn Rimes Poncho Eddie Cibrian Trevor Live
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    “LeAnn? LeAnn is dead, my friend. You can call me… Joker. And as you can see, I’m a lot happier.”

  38. Mee Mee

    She really is a very ugly broad.

  39. Chainsaw Hands

    Her snuggie is a little tight on her arms. Yep, definitely a fat day.

  40. LeAnn Rimes Poncho Eddie Cibrian Trevor Live
    baloo
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    she’s got ZERO dress sense. and a face that just doesn’t help. She must have a great soul… NOT.

  41. LeAnn Rimes Poncho Eddie Cibrian Trevor Live
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    “and for this next photo, let’s laugh and pretend we’re SO in love…..” BLECH!!!!!

  42. LeAnn Rimes Poncho Eddie Cibrian Trevor Live
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    good Lord, why can’t this woman hold her eyes open?!?!

  43. LeAnn Rimes Poncho Eddie Cibrian Trevor Live
    b
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    Joker Mouth

  44. LeAnn Rimes Poncho Eddie Cibrian Trevor Live
    Jess bwell
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    they are sewed to her ears?

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