LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian Told His Kids About Their Affair

July 24th, 2014 // 14 Comments
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And in a week, they’ll tell them about this one. Having kids is great!

I don’t know how young is too young to tell a child daddy got tired of having sex with mommy and that’s why they live with a skeleton woman now, but apparently LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian felt ages 7 and 11 were good enough. In Touch Weekly reports:

“We’ve had discussions with them about the whole situation,” Eddie says in the new issue of Life & Style, on stands now, of their honesty with Mason, 11, and Jake, 7, about their infidelity. “They understand more than you think they do,” LeAnn adds.

I’m pretty sure they don’t, LeAnn Rimes, because they’re 7 and 11. But if they do somehow understand, your bedroom door has a lock. Fucking use it. In the meantime, how did that conversation even go?

EDDIE: “So, listen, kids. You know how the three of us used to live together with your real mommy, and then all of sudden daddy’s clothes were on the lawn and he moved in with LeAn- I’m sorry, new mommy? You deserve to know the reason for that. You see, sometimes when grown-ups finally land a TV movie, and a spot on CSI:NY starts looking like a done deal, they want to do things with other women besides their wives because, well, they’ve earned it by being so handsome and good at their jobs.”
MASON: “What kind of things?”
LEANN: “He stuck his penis in my vagina.”
EDDIE: “Thank you, LeAnn. Daddy put his pee-pee inside new mommy’s special place which made old mommy very mad because daddy kind of promised not to do that with anyone but her.”
JAKE: “Is that why new mommy poops a lot?”
EDDIE: “Haha! No, son. New mommy has to take a lot of laxatives so daddy doesn’t cheat on her, too.”
JAKE: “I keep thinking about you and new mommy dying now.”
LEANN: “Aww, Eddie, he’s worried about us. See? I told you this would go well.”
JAKE: “Do we have any guns?”

Photos: INFphoto, Splash News

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  1. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Luli Fama Fashion Show Front Row
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    Heh. Thought that dude was Seth McFarlane.

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    Cock Dr
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    Fashion weeks have become a huge joke. Any D list celebrity can dress up an anorexic baboon and show up with it & his cadre of reality show camera people to obtain a couple of front row seats.

  3. LOL! I think you might be off on the reason LeAnn poops a lot. Eddie may have stuck his pee-pee in there too. I know I would.

    If you’re gonna cheat on your wife, the mistress better be leaving the backdoor open.

  4. Leila

    Help me out here people. Doesn’t she have enough money from her former music career that they don’t need to subject themselves to the constant ridicule? Didn’t she already go to rehab for being cyberbullied or something like that? I get that Brandy has to pimp herself out and blow this shit up because she has no money, education or marketable skills, but these two hyenas don’t have to keep doing it too.

  5. Brian

    whoever wrote the piece stand up and put your name on it. Tired “writers” posting “stuff” hidden behind a veil.

  6. Once again, I would like to bring up the subject of parenting licenses. A large portion of the tests would be about appropriate boundaries.

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    “Eat a sandwich! Oh…sorry, LeAnn.”

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    Jentilly
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    Anyone else wondering how her feet fit in those shoes? Her toes must be ridiculously long

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