And in a week, they’ll tell them about this one. Having kids is great!
I don’t know how young is too young to tell a child daddy got tired of having sex with mommy and that’s why they live with a skeleton woman now, but apparently LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian felt ages 7 and 11 were good enough. In Touch Weekly reports:
“We’ve had discussions with them about the whole situation,” Eddie says in the new issue of Life & Style, on stands now, of their honesty with Mason, 11, and Jake, 7, about their infidelity. “They understand more than you think they do,” LeAnn adds.
I’m pretty sure they don’t, LeAnn Rimes, because they’re 7 and 11. But if they do somehow understand, your bedroom door has a lock. Fucking use it. In the meantime, how did that conversation even go?
EDDIE: “So, listen, kids. You know how the three of us used to live together with your real mommy, and then all of sudden daddy’s clothes were on the lawn and he moved in with LeAn- I’m sorry, new mommy? You deserve to know the reason for that. You see, sometimes when grown-ups finally land a TV movie, and a spot on CSI:NY starts looking like a done deal, they want to do things with other women besides their wives because, well, they’ve earned it by being so handsome and good at their jobs.”
MASON: “What kind of things?”
LEANN: “He stuck his penis in my vagina.”
EDDIE: “Thank you, LeAnn. Daddy put his pee-pee inside new mommy’s special place which made old mommy very mad because daddy kind of promised not to do that with anyone but her.”
JAKE: “Is that why new mommy poops a lot?”
EDDIE: “Haha! No, son. New mommy has to take a lot of laxatives so daddy doesn’t cheat on her, too.”
JAKE: “I keep thinking about you and new mommy dying now.”
LEANN: “Aww, Eddie, he’s worried about us. See? I told you this would go well.”
JAKE: “Do we have any guns?”