Normally on this site, LeAnn Rimes wearing a bikini would be the big lead, except she apparently lives in them now, so let’s focus on the truly astonishing event happening before our eyes. Namely LeAnn Rimes placing food into her mouth, chewing and unless she’s a goddamn purging ninja with that drink menu, swallowing. I’m not even joking when I say it’d be easier to find Bigfoot than capture what just happened here this day. I’m speechless.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News











































Sorry if I offended! Just saying..
Nothing worse than a woman with bug eyes, fake tits, and a bad facial expression. Just doesnt mix!
Hey, I have seen that bikini set before!
it’s the Horseface Bikini top with matching Pre-pubescent Boy Butt bottom.
It’s a hit this season.
Especially on man-ish looking horse women.
I like this photo.
It demonstrates two very important things:
1) Cellulite
2) the Jungle Book’s Mogli
If you combine Ass # 1 (left) and Ass #2 (right)…..you almost have an ass worthy of being on a public beach.
When I say ‘worthy” I mean opposite of “horrifyingly boyish” or “disturbingly curdly”.
I sorta see a penis.
And I definitely see muscle definition that most women avoid.
And as for the turd in the hat – I just plain see “lonely”.
Ya know, if you squint and imagine these dudes naked, they kinda look like chicks.
I take that back.
“Imperial Blue…Inverted Nail…Irish Cream. *sigh* Yet another place that doesn’t make Ipecac Colada.”
They’ve got some serious spiders in Hawai’i. LeAnn should never have picked up that tiki statue.
“If I close my eyes maybe it’ll go away”
Further proof that the reverse cowgirl was invented by a woman with fake breasts.
ass pimples
I think she looks like a line backer in this photo! Everyone is always commenting on how she looks emaciated! I think not!
I don’t care if she eats or not. She’s got a bangin lil body that I’d like to bang the doors off of.
Thank you, Sweetlkizz and Ya Effin’ – I was starting to worry about what kind of men really find this sort of man/boy body attractive in women. You’ve restored my faith. Looks like lipo on the hip area as it’s so unnatural looking – and I agree, not very attractive.
hey leann, thanks 4 the hardon! ouchie wow wa!
as Kid Rock says, “Skinny bitches you can keep those, I like big corn fed mid western hoes”. I’d like to get in on the pool for when her sex tape gets “leaked” and she enters rehab please.
is she reading a clothes iron?
Dude..she looks like a dude with a mullet…a skinny hesher mullet metal band player..or slayer…Def Leppard Forever!!
WTF is up with Leann’s friends mouth??? Need to give LeAnn some to fill in those lizard lips…
“Whew!!…that should be the last of those 25 laxatives I ate this morning!!..”