Holy Sh*t, LeAnn Rimes Is Eating

January 5th, 2012 // 83 Comments

Normally on this site, LeAnn Rimes wearing a bikini would be the big lead, except she apparently lives in them now, so let’s focus on the truly astonishing event happening before our eyes. Namely LeAnn Rimes placing food into her mouth, chewing and unless she’s a goddamn purging ninja with that drink menu, swallowing. I’m not even joking when I say it’d be easier to find Bigfoot than capture what just happened here this day. I’m speechless.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News

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  1. Jack Ketch

    Eh, it’s probably just a slice of mushroom, lol.

    • Jessesgirl

      I seem to remember you guys were all telling Christina Aguilera to eat more 18 months ago. Be careful what you wish for guys.

      And of course Leann “eats”. If you didn’t eat for like 1 day you would end up in hospital, guys.

  2. She’s got that “My lips can’t touch the food or the fork/spoon” ritual going on. They shred their food, they pick at it, they have all sorts of little “prodecures” – no one looks weirder at table than people with eating disorders.

    • V

      so true. I’ve seen this upclose and it’s a little gross at times. The worst part is when there’s a woman with an eating disorder just watching you eat, and looking at your plate and at your mouth. it’s like, bitch let me have my moment with food, I actually enjoy it. I remember one time I placed things in front of my plate on purpose because I was just TIRED of having this dumbass watch my plate, she actually had the nerve to MOVE shit out of her way so she could stare at my plate and me eating it.

      • D-chi

        I feel bad for people with an ED, but usually they try to be a little stealthy about it.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        V, if she did that to me, I would have been all fists and elbows!

      • It’s food voyeurism, and it is creepy having someone ogle you and your oral encounter with your food. It’s sad for them, tho – they really are hungry, (hell, they’re literally starving) and even then they still can’t give in to that most basic need and eat.

        P.S. “Procedures”. There, now I feel better.

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    diego
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    Who’s gonna ride your wild horse face?

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    Rooster
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    Converting old black and whites into color really brings alive the elation that was felt when Auschwitz was liberated.

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    Arizona Ken
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    Bloated and disgusting.

  6. Are we sure that’s not boiled celery drizzled with syrup of ipecac?

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    celebutard
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    If men with scarves are the epitome of douche, then I propose wearing jewellery with a bikini, a douchette it doth makes.

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    Dani
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    Personally, it looks like she’s pulling a rat out of her mouth by the tail…I guess a tapeworm wasn’t enough, so she brought in a rodent.

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    I htink she watched Valley Girl last night and is trying out “gag me with a spoon” to see how effective it is.

  10. JC

    What a Fatty McFattenstein. Ever heard of “moderation,” LeAnn?

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    suck it
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    “Hey look guys! You can see the food moving down into my stomach!…. Grosssss”

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    JC
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    “Oh God, you can totally see that piece of sprout in my stomach, can’t you? CAN’T YOU?!?”

  13. Donald Trump

    I didn’t think it was possible for her to look more like a horse until I saw this photo!

  14. wb

    Yeah, yeah, yeah. The more important question is who is the fox she is hugging?

  15. “LeAnn, we’re so glad to see you finally doing this, but next, maybe actually put a bit of food on the spoon first.”

  16. I think she watched “Valley Girl” last night and wanted to try out the effectiveness of “gag me with a spoon” .

  17. Although it might look like she is eating, she is actually using the fork to pull fat out of her

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    Chicken broth doesn’t really count as food, does it?

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    Her husband watches in disgust…

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    MisterSuccint
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    Right foreground. Probably weird shirt+bad angle, but sure looks like a sideboob+nip slip.

  21. “Mmmmm…this is going to taste so good coming up later.”

  22. NoWay

    Not pictured: LeAnn running to the restroom & throwing up

  23. Frank Burns

    While its actually tomato soup, LeAnn was only convinced to eat it when told it was the extracted soul of Brandi Glanville concentrated into a blood-like broth.

  24. Dufresne

    Stretch marks.

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    CANTSTOPSTARING
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    even the guy on the right can’t stop staring.

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    CANTSTOPSTARING
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    “Ugh, God, don’t stand so close, fatty.”

  27. i think she just licks the spoon, if you know what I mean.

  28. forrest gump

    I’m sure now you didn’t see her VOMIT behind the tree.

  29. BDog

    Well… feeding yourself laxatives isn’t Exactly eating…?
    Nom-Nom Post Christmas diet!

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    She’s not eating, she’s actually spooning the vomit out of her mouth, because leaning over to puke is so trashy.

  31. Not pictured, the puke-bucket at her feet.

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    Ya Effin' Kiddin' Me?
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    Sneariously. That has to be an 8 inch cleavage.

    Or in other words: Malpractice.

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    Ya Effin' Kiddin' Me?
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    Divert your attention to the Grand Canyon.

    I mean, her cleavage.

    Sorry, I tend to confuse my national landmarks with blatantly deformed surgical enhancements.

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    Ya Effin' Kiddin' Me?
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    First rule of Fight Club…
    If you’re going to wear bathing suits that clearly ask for critical attention, then be prepared to handle the fact that your butt is that of a High School boy named Joey.

    And Joey’s butt is not hot.

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    amir
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    What a strange looking woman.

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    Ya Effin' Kiddin' Me?
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    At a glance, this almost qualifies as a feminine buttocks.
    Keywords: at a glance.

    To be honest, her butt has the better cleavage.
    (See cleavage pics for scathing criticism)

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    Hugh (pronounced Huge) Johnson
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    How many calories in prostate chowder?

  38. I believe that’s right, she is eating something-or-other. And if I’m not mistaken I think she’s gained a good ounce or two. Must’ve gotten tired of all the “ribbing” she’s been taking in the media and this is her New Year’s resolution: Gain a pound this year!

  39. Kelly

    Fish, no one cares about this homewrecker but Eddie; and the only thing he really cares about is her bank account.

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    grossed out
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    Sorry honey but it doesn’t matter what you do…you will never be as pretty, nor will you ever look as good in a bikini as your hubby’s ex.

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    grossed out
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    Oh look it’s a 9 year old boy from the back and a horse with bolt-ons from the front.

  42. cc

    Pic 1 – um, what’s the opposite of relishing your food?

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    onos
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    is that a lip slip i see?

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    onos
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    “your right, I did shit myself”

  45. Chris

    So what. She’ll always be ugly

  46. Rico Jones

    She looks good. Too many fat bitches get jealous instead of getting in shape. I’d rather fuck LeAnn Rimes than most of the sloppy pigs I see walking around the city.

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    Whatever
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    *Ugh* Just one… Just one… It will all be over soon… *chockes down vomit*

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    “She swallows!!!”

  49. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eating
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    White women with no ass.. If youre gonna bulk up! BULK THAT SHIT UP!

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    This is why women shouldn’t attempt to become body builders. You’ll get more the advantage if you tone it down a bit. Think realistically!

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