After the entire Internet saw LeAnn Rimes “perform” with 13-year-old Carly Rose Sonenclar on X Factor last night, it was a pretty much a given everyone was going to assume she was drunk which is usually what happens when you can barely stand, repeatedly beef your own song and suddenly start making Christina Aguilera hands like you nailed that shit. So, of course, LeAnn Rimes is denying she was drunk, and of course, she’s doing it in the most horrible way possible because she’s a skeleton woman who feeds on the hopes and dreams of children but stills throw them up because black magic goes straight to your thighs. You don’t even know. TMZ reports:
LeAnn says she was in no way impaired, and any awkwardness was because “I was trying to help this 13-year-old girl who was having some trouble with the song.”
LeAnn believes Carly Rose Sonenclar was very nervous and had difficulty with some of the notes and she was doing her best to help her get through it.
LeAnn’s lawyer, Larry Stein, who spoke with LeAnn a few minutes ago, tells TMZ “LeAnn was not performing the way she would normally perform, because she was on stage with a young girl.”
That’s right, LeAnn Rimes couldn’t just deny being drunk, she had to throw a 13-year-old girl who actually rehearsed and knew the words like a professional under the bus. Because apparently hearing her own song sung correctly turns LeAnn Rimes into a goddamn Weeble Wobble which Carly Rose should’ve known. If that’s even her real name…