Earlier in the month, LeAnn Rimes tweeted a photo of herself in a bikini that turned out to be the exact same pose Eddie Cibrian‘s ex-wife Brandi Glanville (above) posted on Facebook. So, of course, it only makes sense that LeAnn would copy Brandi and Eddie’s wedding because it’s not like it ended in adultery and divorce. Oh, wait. E! News reports:
While Brandi chose a strapless Reem Acra when she married Eddie in 2001, LeAnn also wore a Reem Acra wedding dress during her Friday nuptials in Malibu.
And both were springtime weddings: Eddie put a ring on Brandi in May, while he made an “honest” woman of LeAnn on April 22. Oh, and did we mention that both ceremonies took place at private homes near the beach?
Here’s what I don’t get. How the hell did Eddie Cibrian stand at the altar watching LeAnn walk down the aisle in the same dress as his ex-wife and not dive into the ocean in terror? Or is he cool with it because in the end he knows he’ll just nail another blonde willing to get implants? I bet it’s that. “Ha! Look at that, you legally changed your name to Brandi. Good for you. Listen, real quick, there’s somebody else. I know we just got married over the weekend, but I feel like she could be the one, and I don’t think it’d be fair to anyone if I didn’t pursue that. But, hey, don’t let that stop you from using that brown hair dye you just bought. You live, dammit. LIVE!”
Photos: Pacific Coast News