We Get It, LeAnn Rimes, You Have Implants

November 28th, 2011 // 40 Comments

Here’s a braless LeAnn Rimes strutting around Malibu on Saturday because if you buy the same exact size implants as your husband’s ex-wife, you gotta show those puppies off or else people will think you’re crazy. That’s all there is to it.

“Oh, look, LeAnn’s not wearing a bra. You can tell she’s prettier and a better mom than Brandi Glanville.”

Exactly how that works.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. LeAnn Rimes Braless Implants
    cc
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    She’s passed the breast weight > rest of body weight threshold. Looks like a greyhound with two huge tumors.

  2. Deacon Jones

    I’ll take the whore’s friend for a $100, Alex.

  3. chinto

    Must be blue wife-beater day in Malibu

  4. Fawks

    You know what’s funny? It’s not her (type) I don’t respect, no she is what she is (a disgusting creepy little whore): it’s guys like Eddie Cibrian I lose all fucking respect for. What a shitty little man to go for this butt-ugly skanky whore, and what’s worse through leaving the mother of your children.

    I can stomach the idea of shitty ugly little alphacock whores like Rimes roaming the planet: fuck them or fuck them, no point in giving them any attention. But fucks sake Cibrian you are one disgrace to all males.

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    I always suspected she was a little slow. Now there is a sign to prove it.

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    Scort
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    They seem a tad indecisive.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Everyone was somber and dressed appropriately for the fall weathered Memorial Service for LeAnn’s career, except-of course, LeAnn “xanax tits” Rimes, herself.

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    foreverfugly
    Commented on this photo:

    Are her arms ridiculously long here???

  9. I Complain A Lot

    I’d fuck her so hard, she wouldn’t survivie the ordeal

  10. Just in time for Christmas, Horse Face Barbie!

  11. kimmykimkim

    Her nipples are all meaty and pregnant looking. I’m not sure if that’s because the implants stretched them out or what, but I am sure that she is fat. Fatty fatty fat fat fat.

    • Frank Burns

      +1 yah its called Hollywood, not Fattywood! LeAnn should dump Eddie and get into a serious relationship with Jenny Craig!

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    I’ve seen that face before….oh yeah, on the cover of “Appetite for Destruction.” (Which is ironic, considering her appetite.)

  13. JC

    It looks like a mop with two cantaloupes strapped to the handle.

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    bonerofcuntention
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    Is she one of the slow children?

  15. forrest gump

    or a bra filled with SHITTING PAPER.
    this is the other possibility!!

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    SIN
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    Did they remove her nipples when she got the implants? Don’t see any here.

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    JWP
    Commented on this photo:

    The problem with this chic is that no matter what she does to herself from the neck down, she’s still stuck with that goofy face. And Brandi is pretty much gorgeous.

    • Northeast Pennsylvania Association of Scrapple Producers

      and no matter what Brandi does, she’ll always be 10 years older than leann. besides, with the tits on either one of these broads, why would you even notice they had faces at all?

  18. fooey

    Frailty, thy name is horse woman

  19. the rest of the planet

    Fish, please leave this home wrecker to Z-list sites like Perez and x17. Thanx

  20. Johnny Cochran's Tumor

    …Pretty sure she’s including the fakers in her calculations as to whether she’s a healthy weight or not.

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    chev70
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    Apart from her being too skinny I’d say she looks alright.

  22. CranAppleSnapple

    The definition of skewiff. Better than a thousand words.

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    Little Tongue
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    It’s been awhile since she was photographed with that dude she (is she married to him or just banging him?) took from that other woman. Are they still together?

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    Cock Dr
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    Someone just loves getting their picture taken.

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    Used2B
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    Damn!

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    According to my LeAnn Rimes sundial, it is a quarter to three.

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    okiedokey
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    she’s gone completely hollywood.

    What country singer.

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    richjd1
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    i like her friends cameltoe

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    LegMan
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    KOWABUNGA!!

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