LeAnn Rimes Doesn’t Know What Abs Are

May 31st, 2011 // 83 Comments

LeAnn Rimes posted the above photo on Twitter over the weekend prompting the following exchange with a fan who expressed understandable concern that her favorite country artist is dying in front of her eyes:

@AJPaterson1987: Whoa, you’re scary skinny! Sorry don’t mean to offend but that’s a lot of bones showing through skin…
@leannrimes: those are called abs not bones love.
@AJPaterson1987: Maybe it’s just the pic, it just looks to me like your hip bones were protruding. Again didn’t mean to offend, I am a big fan x
@leannrimes: thx but this is my body and I can promise you I’m a healthy girl. I’m just lean. Thx for your concern but no need too be.

Look, I’m not a doctor or even a person who could name parts of the female anatomy with a gynecologist sitting on his shoulder, but that bitch’s got some bones sticking out of her. If Hitler had a time machine, he’d probably take this picture back to the past and go, “This. This is what I’m talking about. Make this stuff happen.”

Adding… Tossed in some pics of Audrina Patridge in a bikini because maybe looking at another horrifically emaciated chick with implants will help shed some light on things. Or at the very least, engulf our entire existence into the gap between her breasts so we don’t have to think about it anymore. Either one.

Photo: Twitter, Flynet


  1. TaiDuo

    Leave her alone, this woman is absolutely drop dead gorgeous. Any skinner though and that would be a problem. If she were too skinny she’d have no breasts and they look perfect. If i remember correctly this woman’s parents robbed her of all her money, and she had something to say about it.

  2. Bobblehead

    Does she and every girl this skinny not see the BOBBLEHEAD they have turned into? Honestly, look at how huge her sunglasses are on her sunken in head….how huge her teeth look in her hollow face….and even tho her face is totally caved in her head still looks like a huge bobblehead on her nasty skin and bones body! Nothing sexy about this figure at all! Nothing sexy about her personality anymore either….or her lack of writing skills on Twitter! This girl has gone over to the dark side.

  3. fdfdghgd

    She’s really not that skinny, it is her bone structure. I look like her and I weigh close to 150 lbs.

  4. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    The way breast augmentations work: if you have a wide cleavge before your boob job, you will have wide cleavage after. Most women with real breasts don’t realize that there are varying sizes of cleavage. The cleavage is usually measured by fingers. Audrina clearly has a four finger cleavage. It’s genetic, you can’t do a thing about it (not even plastic surgery).

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