LeAnn Rimes Doesn’t Know What Abs Are

May 31st, 2011 // 83 Comments

LeAnn Rimes posted the above photo on Twitter over the weekend prompting the following exchange with a fan who expressed understandable concern that her favorite country artist is dying in front of her eyes:

@AJPaterson1987: Whoa, you’re scary skinny! Sorry don’t mean to offend but that’s a lot of bones showing through skin…
@leannrimes: those are called abs not bones love.
@AJPaterson1987: Maybe it’s just the pic, it just looks to me like your hip bones were protruding. Again didn’t mean to offend, I am a big fan x
@leannrimes: thx but this is my body and I can promise you I’m a healthy girl. I’m just lean. Thx for your concern but no need too be.

Look, I’m not a doctor or even a person who could name parts of the female anatomy with a gynecologist sitting on his shoulder, but that bitch’s got some bones sticking out of her. If Hitler had a time machine, he’d probably take this picture back to the past and go, “This. This is what I’m talking about. Make this stuff happen.”

Adding… Tossed in some pics of Audrina Patridge in a bikini because maybe looking at another horrifically emaciated chick with implants will help shed some light on things. Or at the very least, engulf our entire existence into the gap between her breasts so we don’t have to think about it anymore. Either one.

Photo: Twitter, Flynet

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  1. fer

    first!

    so thin, yuk

  2. Inmate 12236969

    My dick is fatter than her.

  3. JC

    Leave the poor girl alone. Being bathsit crazy burns a lot of calories.

  4. Megan Schlitsey

    who ran a bikini up that flagpole?

    • Honest Abe

      I had a girl friend with exact same figure… when we were in the 3rd grade!!

      P.S., met her grandpa once in Tennesse- he said he couldn’t stand her or her mom!

      • MrsPlant

        For some reason it really cracks me up that her grandpa doesn’t like her. Grandparents are supposed to be like the only 4 people in the world that absolutely HAVE TO love you. Oh that’s funny.

      • Carla V.

        ha! Agree MrsP. Bitch so irritating even gramps can’t stand her ano ass.

  5. “Nothing tastes as good as thin feels”, eh girls?

  6. God is Black

    So I assume if my penis has a collision with her vagina, I’m covered by my third party insurance? Please eat, how hard is it to do that?

  7. I hear she’s being cast in G.I. Joe 2. Her codename: Lockpick.

  8. Ok, I DO mean to offend…it looks like her right hip bone might have actually broken through the skin. When will these chicks learn there’s a rather wide zone between “skeleton covered in tissue paper” and “snookie” that we like to call “healthy looking”.

  9. JinxedJill

    ummm…. not sure many people would mistake hip bones for abs.. she looks like freakin’ gollum … next picture is her beating the crap out of a fish and eating it’s entrails….then puking them up

  10. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Tits on a stick.

  11. When she’s having sex, can her husband see the outline of his penis underneath her skin. If so, she might be a bit too skinny. Or is that sexy?

  12. Satan's bitch

    When I was seven, my bike had those exact same streamers on the handlebars!

  13. marie

    why is this girl always posting these pics of her self? does she have a low self estem and need people to see her? or does she do it for the pro ana sites, so they can uploade her pics under the ‘thinspiration’ sites?

  14. Obvious Troll

    her guilt and self-loathing is eating her alive

  15. Tad Bit Tipsy

    If I wanted to fuck a lawn chair, I’d buy one at Kmart.

  16. Richard McBeef

    ASPCA will nail Cibrian’s ass to the wall when they see these pics.

  17. Andrew

    “If Hitler had a time machine, he’d probably take this picture back to the past and go, “This. This is what I’m talking about. Make this stuff happen.””

    good god. this is the funniest thing I’ve read in at least a week.

    • Yeezy's Son

      +1 Very wrong but extremely funny!! Well done Fish

      • qwerty

        What is it with people thinking that those in concentration camps looked like every skinny Hollywood bimbo,maybe go google this stuff and take a look…in Auschwitz her nickname would be fatass

  18. “If Hitler had a time machine, he’d probably take this picture back to the past and go, “This. This is what I’m talking about. Make this stuff happen.”

    A Holocaust joke. Wow. And from a uber-sensitive Liberal at that. Your douchebaggery never ceases to amaze and your selective political correctness never ceases to inspire.

    • RoboZombie

      Put a sock it in and go cry in the corner douchebag!

      • Satan's bitch

        OK, so RoboZombie put it rather indelicately.

        However, you do realize that you’re reading “The Superficial,” right?? Fish’s brand of liberalism, political correctness, humor and douchebaggery all rolled into one tasty little nugget of Hitler jokes and tits. Lighten up!

    • TomFrank

      When I saw the pic, I was primed to comment something like, “This has to be fake. They didn’t have color photography in Auschwitz.” But then Fish made his own Holocaust joke and it stole my thunder.

  19. The ONLY reason she doesn’t seem to get it is that the fake boobs are still there…..FAKING her out.

  20. UnholyKrep

    I guess nothin’ ’bout food makes sense, eh LeAnn?

  21. It had to be said

    Note to self: get “abs” implanted when new boobies are ready . . .

  22. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    JofaMang
    Commented on this photo:

    Hello Karen Carpenter, circa 2011.

  23. And all along, I thought her face was her biggest problem.

  24. Bucky Barnes

    Zero percent body fat and 4 percent silicone, what’s not to like?

  25. Turd Ferguson

    Skinny, fat, single or stealing married dudes this chick is FUGLY and stupid. Nothing can change that.

  26. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah this looks natural! A full rack on a bag o bones. Girl you crazy!

  27. Me

    That Hitler joke has to be one of the funniest ever posted here. Props.

  28. g-moonie

    Apparently “Auschwitz Chic” is making a comeback.

  29. Shelly

    This site is so superficial…

  30. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    mouthy moutherson
    Commented on this photo:

    The rib bone’s connected to the, ab bone. The ab bone’s connected to the, hip bone…

  31. tlmck

    Once this line of publicity plays out, she will check into rehab for weight loss addiction.

  32. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    djs
    Commented on this photo:

    I like it…I wish I looked like her…I’m running a marathon for crying out loud and I still can’t lose the damn fat

  33. There was a time women only looked like this if they end-stage AIDS or terminal cancer. Now it’s so common people barely even notice. The sad thing is she used to actually look good back in the day before the eating disorder.

    • Jovy

      Despite the face, right? Because her face has always looked like a cross between a pig and a child with downs.

  34. argleblargle

    Punch her in the “abs”. If they break, they’re bones. When she’s laying there crying, just tell her she needs to work her abs more and walk away. Oh, but twitpic that shit first.

  35. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    V
    Commented on this photo:

    what is happening to her? she used to have a nice body. those look like grannie boobs.

  36. AJPaterson1987

    Um you spelled my name wrong. Only one T in the Scottish Paterson ;)

  37. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    Ghetty Real
    Commented on this photo:

    abs are in the middle
    not side of the torso

    side abs are called……ribs

  38. TSW

    I cannot read the name Eddie Cibrian without saying Eddie Sybian in my head. So, in my mind, LeAnn’s husband is inextricably linked to the fucksaw. I realize that has nothing to do with her being “Save the Children” skinny, but I had to get it off my chest.

  39. nataleyswan

    hmmm, she is a little on the skinny side but I bet next month she is back to looking normal. I know for sure I’m still doing my ExerciseTv tonight!

  40. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    run-that-by-me-again
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s right in that those are her oblique abdominal muscles running diagonally from her lower ribs,across and down to her hip bones…which you can also clearly see. She’s very lean but I think it’s her face that’s looking too thin these days.

  41. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Sin
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok. Now that you have a flat, blank canvas, we can build it up. Start with Tits, ass and an actual body instead of a skeleton.

  42. oh i know

    i don’t know whether to be more shocked over : 1-the bathing suit, 2-the bones sticking out, or 3-people follow her on twitter!!

  43. the captain

    ………food is still unknown to her?

  44. cc

    Eek, rolling over on her would be like rolling over on a pile of bowling pins.

  45. Calista Flockhart called. She said you’re fat and wants to give you diet tips.

  46. DavidH

    Please someone give that girl a cheeseburger

  47. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    anna
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks digsutingly thin! It doesn’t match her face!

  48. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Her fan is right – what is protruding are her hip bones – more specifically the ASIS (anterior superior iliac spine). The ASIS is a muscle attachment spot on the pelvis for muscles from the anterior thigh. Too thin – she probably doesn’t have normal periods or bm’s anymore.

  49. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Woofus
    Commented on this photo:

    Her tits don’t even look that big… and those sandals look stupid. Flip flops at the beach, dummy

  50. Paloma

    Wow. The Hitler reference was totally unnecessary.

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