Did LeAnn Rimes Shit Herself? An Excuse To Post These Bikini Pictures

Just so we’re all clear what’s happening here: I’m already to the point where I can’t justify posting pics of LeAnn Rimes in a bikini just for the sake of posting LeAnn Rimes in a bikini because LeAnn Rimes is always in a bikini. I will, however, apparently post accusations that she shit herself with the most vaguest of evidence, so here’s a shot of LeAnn leaving a Miami Fashion Week runway show with something brown on the back of her dress thanks to eagle-eyed reader ana who was my strength where I had faltered:

LeAnn Rimes Shit Pants

Keep in mind, this is a woman with so many laxatives lying around her house that children are picking them up and eating them like candy. Also keep in mind that I basically just wrote a post that can be boiled down to, “Haha, poopy!” and got paid for it. Your God is dead.

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