For some reason “LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini” doesn’t quite tell the whole story here. Although, I probably should’ve added cackled. “LeAnn Rimes Hung A Bikini Off Her Dying, Emaciated Frame, Then Cackled Like One Of Those Skeletons From The Movies. Army of Darkness, Maybe? You Know What I’m Talking About, She Cackled Like That.”
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no fat on dem bones
Worst. Tits. Ever.
Tori Spelling?
This is what happens when you get bolt ons from a equine veterinarian in tijuana.
at least ts has what appears to be pectus excavatum, a legitimate medical condition.
“Tori Spelling?”
Nah, sadly I’d say LeAnne wins.
she needs to get her money back for those boobs. horrible looking. the rest of her is nasty too. from the stringy hair, too big veneers, flaring nostrils, skeleton body, and squinty eyes. and now we know she has ugly feet
Instead of getting her money back maybe they could give her some upgrades…..put some big ol’ 800cc in there.
It couldn’t make her any worse.
It’s not the boobs, it’s her body mass. Fake tittays do no look good on women with almost zero body fat. She either needs to get those things off her chest or pack on a few pounds to make them look plump.
No, it is the boobs. As well as the fact she resembles a deflated sex doll. hideous. truly.
Get real – this is not “emaciated”, sure, she’s thinner than our narrow asthetic ideals for women’s bodies where you are “too thin” then gain 10lb and are deemed “fat” but she ain’t gonna drop dead for lack of food any time soon.
“I am so much more refined than Kim Kardashian. Prettier, thinner and I drink my piss out of a cup….like a LADY.”
I thought the new season of “The Walking Dead” wasn’t supposed to start until October?
I LMAO on that one, my friend! Understand, the douche is on the “CALISTA FLOCKHEART-LESS” diet… 2 peas-in-a-pod, per/month! Though she’s whithering away, I’d whittle my woodie in LEANN for old-time’s sake! Don’t know it ’til you try it…
smells like forgotten potatoes in the back of the cupboard.
Oh my goodness A bad potato is a really bad smell. but i do agree she just reeks of rotten potatos
“Ahhh, good for another week.. Although I was SO BAD and added lemon!”
from the side she doesn’t look half bad.
ditto
sad fact: she’s going to see this pic and not eat for the next month because she thinks she looks fat.
She is looks so fat. Gross!
Let’s play mad libs:
You could _______ (verb) a ______ (adjective) _______ (noun) between those ________ (plural noun).
MAD LIBS FTW!!!!! +++1
If LeAnn took her top off her tits could look Amanda Seyfried straight in the eyes.
Amanda Seyfried has better tits.
Ugh. Amanda Seyfried’s grandmother probably has better tits. Those look terrible. Really awful.
On the plus side, she has the face Michael Jackson was destroying his to create.
haha.
I was thinking Mr. Ed actually, but I like yours better.
thats hilarious, she does look like him in that picture
What?
I don’t think she looks that bad.
….BALLS!
Geoffrey, I want to be the meat in a Geoff and Craig sandwich. I’m a lot squishier than LeAnn, though.
Maybe… just maybe, I’d get more response from LEANN than I would with my blow-up…
why does her stomach look weird, it looks manish, not like a womans flat stomach.
’cause she’s a man baby! That was too easy.
why the fuck does she keep doing this?! who in the cunt told her she looks good?!
I guess we should be trying to look at this from an optimistic perspective.
At least she isn’t fat.
Dude, she’s fucking huge!
(I hope she reads this!)
Blame society. Underweight with fake tits is (apparently) attractive.
Exactly, Drew. All the gals in Playboy nowadays look like this, too. Everywhere you look it’s bony women with sharp clavicles and scrawny chicken legs and HUGE implants. So girls start to think this is what looks good.
The stretch marks… Oh, the stretch marks! Poor scrawny little thing….
Most girls have stretch marks….somewhere. No biggie there.
I LOVE HER STOMACH, THOUGH!! Tight and smooth. 6 pack abs are for guys!
That “V” – Starting around her belly button and then going down seems to just be point right to the TRUE home wrecker!
She might be crack skinny, but that stomach makes it worthwhile.
It’s like Gollum is wearing a bikini in these pics. Yech.
Friend: Hey LeAnn hows it going?
Skeletor (Aka LeAnn): Great, just got back from my Auschwitz vacation. And you?
1. When did _______ get so ________?
2. Boy, ________ __________ has really let him/herself go.
3. I thought _________ ________ was _________.
Someone just asked if she wants seconds….of Exlax.
The boobs are confusing me, but I’m pretty sure that’s Michael Jackson.
Why did she get implants in her armpits?
HA! LOVE the stretch marks. Maybe she should have something done about that.
a horse is a horse of course of course, until you get implants in your armpits. W-T-F ???
A tender, bare foot is pierced by a green shard of glass.
The sweet smell of blood rises up from the warm sand.
She must feed.
Poetry, my man. For an insect that does not deserve such beauty.
those tits look terrible!
When asked if she was hungry, “wanna get a cheeseburger or something?”, she couldn’t help but open her mouth and bray like a donkey.
Oh look … another celebrity just shit out a kid.
Just a few pounds to smooth out a couple of rough spots and she would look good.
EWWWWWW
smack smack smack. Mmmmmmm. Salt air. More please.
+1
“Ma’am, I think you dropped your saline bag.”
If she hides her ribs sticking out, not bad.
Nice view.
and coming around the stretch, up on the rail, it’s Leann Rimes! It’s Leann Rimes by 2 lengths, followed by Secretariat on the outside! Sea Biscuit is third. And it’s going to be Leann Rimes, Leann Rimes by 2 lengths! Leann Rimes wins again!
you sir….
I peed a little.
The bad thing is, she loks a lot better now than she did a few months ago. Maybe she ate a sandwich or two. Her bones are not trying to push through the skin now.
It’s like the Cryptkeeper, but with with the boobs of a 70-year-old Thai ladyboy.
Actually from the neck up she looks exactly like Michael Jackson, except that her nose isn’t (yet) detachable.
1. fried mac and cheese
2. bacon cheeseburger
3. cheesecake
once a week for like two months and she may actually start looking good. im all for petite chicks, but dear god that aint right!
Her chest looks like the face of a praying mantis.
Oh my god, it does. Now that I’ve seen it, I can’t unsee it.
my god, you are right!
such an acute and accurate observation, bravo grahiahan!! i hate praying mantis’…
I bet Eddie tells her she’s fat so that she’ll diet herself to death just to avoid another divorce.
That’s actually a very, very good idea.
yep keep em on their toes or they’ll only turn the table on you
Kevin Bacon seemed more masculine before those implants and all the bikini-wearing.
that chemical bag looks like it’s ready to explode
She’s laughing, “You’ll never believe the deal I got on these after-market boobs!”
NICE ASS
Where?
nice stretch marks
Nice ass pimple
She’s an anorexic body builder?
She’d just spotted an empty plate and wanted to immediately devour everything on it.
Now, you’re going to tell me that body does not look bang-able??
I’d hit it!
Her refund gap has a refund gap.
From the side it’s crazy, you see a side boob, think, “This may work out,” then she turns around to face you. WTF! RUN!
Um, her cleavage is so strange looking. A river runs through it….
The kid’s trying to find her footprints in the sand.
And this, folks, is why fake boobs are bad, mmmkay?