LeAnn Rimes Hung A Bikini Off Her Dying, Emaciated Frame

August 29th, 2011 // 275 Comments

For some reason “LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini” doesn’t quite tell the whole story here. Although, I probably should’ve added cackled. “LeAnn Rimes Hung A Bikini Off Her Dying, Emaciated Frame, Then Cackled Like One Of Those Skeletons From The Movies. Army of Darkness, Maybe? You Know What I’m Talking About, She Cackled Like That.”

Photo: Flynet, Splash News

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  1. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Grinder
    Commented on this photo:

    no fat on dem bones

  2. Richard McBeef

    Worst. Tits. Ever.

      • Richard McBeef

        This is what happens when you get bolt ons from a equine veterinarian in tijuana.

        at least ts has what appears to be pectus excavatum, a legitimate medical condition.

      • Jillia

        “Tori Spelling?”
        Nah, sadly I’d say LeAnne wins.

    • elaine

      she needs to get her money back for those boobs. horrible looking. the rest of her is nasty too. from the stringy hair, too big veneers, flaring nostrils, skeleton body, and squinty eyes. and now we know she has ugly feet

    • Audieme

      It’s not the boobs, it’s her body mass. Fake tittays do no look good on women with almost zero body fat. She either needs to get those things off her chest or pack on a few pounds to make them look plump.

    • Jessesgirl

      Get real – this is not “emaciated”, sure, she’s thinner than our narrow asthetic ideals for women’s bodies where you are “too thin” then gain 10lb and are deemed “fat” but she ain’t gonna drop dead for lack of food any time soon.

  3. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “I am so much more refined than Kim Kardashian. Prettier, thinner and I drink my piss out of a cup….like a LADY.”

  4. JC

    I thought the new season of “The Walking Dead” wasn’t supposed to start until October?

    • Big Balls

      I LMAO on that one, my friend! Understand, the douche is on the “CALISTA FLOCKHEART-LESS” diet… 2 peas-in-a-pod, per/month! Though she’s whithering away, I’d whittle my woodie in LEANN for old-time’s sake! Don’t know it ’til you try it…

  5. smells like forgotten potatoes in the back of the cupboard.

  6. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ahhh, good for another week.. Although I was SO BAD and added lemon!”

  7. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    from the side she doesn’t look half bad.

  8. Rooster Cogburn

    Let’s play mad libs:

    You could _______ (verb) a ______ (adjective) _______ (noun) between those ________ (plural noun).

  9. On the plus side, she has the face Michael Jackson was destroying his to create.

  10. Geoffrey Peterson

    What?
    I don’t think she looks that bad.
    ….BALLS!

  11. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    laia
    Commented on this photo:

    why does her stomach look weird, it looks manish, not like a womans flat stomach.

  12. mel

    why the fuck does she keep doing this?! who in the cunt told her she looks good?!

  13. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Stephanie
    Commented on this photo:

    The stretch marks… Oh, the stretch marks! Poor scrawny little thing….

    • IKE

      Most girls have stretch marks….somewhere. No biggie there.
      I LOVE HER STOMACH, THOUGH!! Tight and smooth. 6 pack abs are for guys!
      That “V” – Starting around her belly button and then going down seems to just be point right to the TRUE home wrecker!
      She might be crack skinny, but that stomach makes it worthwhile.

  14. Amy

    It’s like Gollum is wearing a bikini in these pics. Yech.

  15. Dude of Dudes

    Friend: Hey LeAnn hows it going?

    Skeletor (Aka LeAnn): Great, just got back from my Auschwitz vacation. And you?

  16. Calm meant

    1. When did _______ get so ________?
    2. Boy, ________ __________ has really let him/herself go.
    3. I thought _________ ________ was _________.

  17. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Dude of Dudes
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone just asked if she wants seconds….of Exlax.

  18. moodlet

    The boobs are confusing me, but I’m pretty sure that’s Michael Jackson.

  19. Tiffany

    Why did she get implants in her armpits?

  20. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Heather
    Commented on this photo:

    HA! LOVE the stretch marks. Maybe she should have something done about that.

  21. Any Guy

    a horse is a horse of course of course, until you get implants in your armpits. W-T-F ???

  22. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    A tender, bare foot is pierced by a green shard of glass.

    The sweet smell of blood rises up from the warm sand.

    She must feed.

  23. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    bewbs
    Commented on this photo:

    those tits look terrible!

  24. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Arizona Ken
    Commented on this photo:

    When asked if she was hungry, “wanna get a cheeseburger or something?”, she couldn’t help but open her mouth and bray like a donkey.

  25. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh look … another celebrity just shit out a kid.

  26. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Just a few pounds to smooth out a couple of rough spots and she would look good.

  27. Jon

    EWWWWWW

  28. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    smack smack smack. Mmmmmmm. Salt air. More please.

  29. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ma’am, I think you dropped your saline bag.”

  30. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    If she hides her ribs sticking out, not bad.

  31. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice view.

  32. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    and coming around the stretch, up on the rail, it’s Leann Rimes! It’s Leann Rimes by 2 lengths, followed by Secretariat on the outside! Sea Biscuit is third. And it’s going to be Leann Rimes, Leann Rimes by 2 lengths! Leann Rimes wins again!

  33. SIN

    The bad thing is, she loks a lot better now than she did a few months ago. Maybe she ate a sandwich or two. Her bones are not trying to push through the skin now.

  34. jess

    It’s like the Cryptkeeper, but with with the boobs of a 70-year-old Thai ladyboy.

    • Fester

      Actually from the neck up she looks exactly like Michael Jackson, except that her nose isn’t (yet) detachable.

  35. j

    1. fried mac and cheese
    2. bacon cheeseburger
    3. cheesecake

    once a week for like two months and she may actually start looking good. im all for petite chicks, but dear god that aint right!

  36. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    graghlahan
    Commented on this photo:

    Her chest looks like the face of a praying mantis.

  37. I bet Eddie tells her she’s fat so that she’ll diet herself to death just to avoid another divorce.

  38. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Kevin Bacon seemed more masculine before those implants and all the bikini-wearing.

  39. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    that chemical bag looks like it’s ready to explode

  40. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s laughing, “You’ll never believe the deal I got on these after-market boobs!”

  41. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    jim beam
    Commented on this photo:

    NICE ASS

  42. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    graghlahan
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s an anorexic body builder?

  43. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    She’d just spotted an empty plate and wanted to immediately devour everything on it.

  44. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    My Left Nut
    Commented on this photo:

    Now, you’re going to tell me that body does not look bang-able??

  45. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    jim beam
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit it!

  46. stratacat

    Her refund gap has a refund gap.

  47. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    From the side it’s crazy, you see a side boob, think, “This may work out,” then she turns around to face you. WTF! RUN!

  48. JP

    Um, her cleavage is so strange looking. A river runs through it….

  49. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    The kid’s trying to find her footprints in the sand.

  50. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    And this, folks, is why fake boobs are bad, mmmkay?

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