LeAnn Rimes is Paid To Wear Bikinis Now

August 11th, 2011 // 100 Comments

Apparently all those bikini photos LeAnn Rimes posted to Twitter every hour on the hour paid off because now she’s modeling them for Mikoh Swimwear. Mikoh: “When you absolutely, positively got to show every motherfucker in the room the hole where the alien burst out of your chest, sending your tits into your armpits.” (I’m guessing that’s their slogan, but just assume it’s something sexier and emphasizes her chest reservoir in a more tasteful light. “Adulterous man-spray never pooled so conveniently!” etc., etc.)

Photos: Mikoh Swimwear

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  1. the one

    you don’t have to study to do these things.
    MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AN EATING DISORDER.
    ………..that will do the job.

  2. sideshow_bob

    nice sternum, brah.

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    gargamellon
    Commented on this photo:

    this shot perfectly exemplifies the need for the “wide angle distance shot”. well, that and any other photo including the being known as “leann rhymes”

    Dude – wtf is up with the alien succubus look?

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    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    This right here is her best angle.

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    astro
    Commented on this photo:

    her thighs are kind of weird in that third photo :\

  6. kulit

    Do the bikinis come with a free rack of BBQ’d ribs?

  7. butterbun

    I just don’t think she ever realized that no amount of anorexia, or bolting grapefruit halves to her armpits would do a thing to change the fact that she carries that monkey head around at the top of her neck….now she sees her folley, and the only option being to remove the offending monkey head, she’s not quite ready to make that commitment. Honestly one of the ugliest women on earth….Eddie Cibrian must have had some sort of accident no one heard about involving his eyes and a large beaker or sulfuric acid….its the only way to make sense of his inexplicable wife swap.

    • Dr Ha-Ha

      I wouldn’t say she’s ugly, just borderline plain.

      And plain with (1) heaps of cash that means I never have to work a day in my life again, and (2) is so enamoured with me that means I get BJs on demand, is a deal some men with good eyesight cannot turn down.

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    anon
    Commented on this photo:

    face like a dropped pie.

  9. Jahiro

    Wow, this chick knows a few tricks, she flew down to Cabo on a magazine dime for a fotoshoot, double dipped with an under the table deal with a paparazzi that she charged to get these awful set-up pictures and she ended up modeling bikinis with pictures from her cellphone, this girl has it! She’s the real cheat…if she did not exist we would have to invente her…

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    jc
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy deformed sternum… she could give Audrina some competition for gappiest refund gap.

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    DJ
    Commented on this photo:

    YUCK!!!! I think i just threw up in my mouth a little….

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    Reece
    Commented on this photo:

    Bottom Half : 12 yr old boy.
    Top Half: Tranny Linebacker

  13. Dr Ha-Ha

    Buchenwald is missing a prisoner.

  14. your mom

    Whoa, did you see the sternum on that chick? And her ribs… jesus christ… Love a girl with a nice set of bones.

  15. Ermine vanden Penis

    Not bad. I’d fart in her lunchbox

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    Modwild
    Commented on this photo:

    She doesn’t have any meat on her thighs. That’s why they look weird. It’s called skeletal. Exactly who I DON’T want showcasing my swimwear, because no one sees it. We’re too busy looking at her steps-from-death’s-door physique

  17. jessica

    hello ppl! the only reason why she is on this campaign is because she twittered all day about how she loved their bathing suits blah blah blah so of course they gave her this deal. like with most things she probably paid them kinda like what she is doing with eddie. hello the guy has no money and no sight hahahahah she looks like a freakin man

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    sweetlips
    Commented on this photo:

    Anime eyes, bolt on tits that looks like shit, and the anorexic look only add to the repulsiveness.

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    Nina
    Commented on this photo:

    Ichh….please stop trying to convince us that this girl is good looking.

  20. magdalena

    fuck you haters. she looks good.

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