LeAnn Rimes Has ‘Curves,’ You Guys

July 5th, 2011 // 92 Comments

While we may suck as a nation at convicting female child murderers, it’s important to remember we’re still really awesome at telling LeAnn Rimes she’s a fucking lunatic every single time she tweets a bikini photo (above) with some retarded caption like this one from yesterday, “CURVES….They are there LOL.” Yes, our legal system is flawed, but at the end of the day we don’t let the black and white filter on Photoshop trick us into thinking a Y-list singer doesn’t have the body of a goddamn praying mantis. THESE COLORS DON’T RUN.

Adding… And, of course, she copied Brandi Glanville. Again.

Photo: Flynet


  1. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
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    I think she looks good in the first two pics, but not so much in the rest.

  2. I want to know who she could possibly be texting. The only person in the universe who doesn’t hate her is 3 feet away.

  3. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
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    Seriously- she’s got to have some money- why hasn’t she had her face worked on??? I’m not for plastic surgery usually but if your willing to have your boobs done why not fix her face? I’m not sure how they would even do it seeing is there isn’t really one bad feature- there’s just kind of everything wrong. Maybe a mask would be helpful in the meantime?

  4. wildfungus

    someone had a bad weekend. and passed the savings on to us! I wish it was tuesday I could getta hambugga fohtynine cent.

  5. kiki

    OMG cannot stand this woman, seriously could she be any more conceited and in love with her new body. Not denying she is in good shape but the way she continues to flaunt it and show off is really, really sad and shows how pathetically insecure she is. I bet she reads every website she is posted on to read comments and her self worth depends totally upon what the public think.

    There are tons of women who have much better bods than this that keep it under wraps (Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Anna Lynne McCord etc) who do not feel the need to contantly show off about it. Leanne is a is a joke and she must know that all of Hollywood is laughing behind her back.

    While she can work on her body, their is nothing short of a face transplant that can fix her head.

  6. See Alice

    Another lunatic who is addicted to a smart phone .

  7. alex

    Did you see the veins popping out on the back of her right leg?

    Veins showing on your legs = too thin

  8. AlexK

    I’d hit it.
    More than once.

  9. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    dayum her shoulders are so fucking wide!! ewwwwww

  10. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
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    “curves” dont count as curves when you implant them into your body.

  11. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
    Kaywoodie Sucker
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    she ain’t a bad looking broad at all. About all the shit posted here is fucking fanbois trying to outdo each other on hating some chick or another they have no hope of getting close enough to smell her farts. They do here, at school, the office, and wherever they roam with their latte’s and hacked porn-site passwords.

  12. tlmck

    And the Google image search is on to find out whose body this is.

  13. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
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    She’s funkin beautiful! 100% woman. Of course the homos and lezies are going to bitch and moan but at the end of the day she is a wanted woman and they are grave filler waiting for the aids or suicide.

    Keep being beautiful LeAnn. I’m out here loving you like many others. your worth it.

  14. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
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    And the Google image search is on to find out whose body this is.

  15. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    She looks feminine from the back. Only from the back.

  16. Mehhhhh

    “Am I hot now? Am I hot NOW? Okay, what about now?”

  17. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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    Which one is Leann? The butt grabber or the one wrapped in red tape?

  18. Soviet Snow

    Sorry, black and white can make a dog turd look good.

  19. Guiltyspark

    LeAnns’s body looks good in that shot. But follow the link, I

  20. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at the thumbnail below the pic… does it look like two penguins to anyone else? Just sayin…

  21. Linny

    She is arching her back to create an ass and the breasts are purchased….she looks nuts and she’s trying way too hard….

  22. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Gee, why hasn’t Brandy texted me back yet?

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