While we may suck as a nation at convicting female child murderers, it’s important to remember we’re still really awesome at telling LeAnn Rimes she’s a fucking lunatic every single time she tweets a bikini photo (above) with some retarded caption like this one from yesterday, “CURVES….They are there LOL.” Yes, our legal system is flawed, but at the end of the day we don’t let the black and white filter on Photoshop trick us into thinking a Y-list singer doesn’t have the body of a goddamn praying mantis. THESE COLORS DON’T RUN.
Adding… And, of course, she copied Brandi Glanville. Again.
Photo: Flynet
And aside from the fake “tits,” where the hell are they ??
That butterface of hers wont allow me to enjoy “the curves”.
finally my pretend girlfriend is hot again.
Even if she had curves, that wouldn’t help her busted-ass face.
yes i concurr
Maybe a paper bag would though.
She needs to have the polarity reversed on those tits so they aren’t repelling each other.
LOL!
She *doesn’t* have the body of a praying mantis. She has the face of one. Actually, her face looks like a raptor, especially in the black & white rear view bikini shot.
Even if this pic were on the up-and-up (dubious at best), that still leaves her with a Seabiscuit face…
Why does it have Michael Jackson’s face?
Obviously photoshopped.
Severely so. The photo is grainy.
I think she owns slaves.
she should have got bigger tits. 800cc would have helped her out a lot.
She looks like a fucking lemur in the face.
Cannot be unseen.
Spot on!
She’s a fucking lunatic.
Concur – why is she still defending her body on Twitter.
She also did copy her husband’s ex – said almost the exact same thing… in about the same pose.
Wow. She is pretty nuts. Or her husband is really good at mind fucking.
It’s a fake. You can tell by the shadows.
She’s actually trying to copy Helena Christensen in that Chris Isaak video, except he’s going to put a saddle on her and ride her to do battle with the Planet of the Apes.
LMAO
It’s like an arrow pointing to a box of infidelity and lies.
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That’s awesome.
That comment really is awesome and should be one of the weekly winners.
Winning comment du jour.
… but her face has only straight lines.
I don’t think “curves” that you paid a doctor to implant under your skin counts in this context.
Hey she’s invited to sleep in my bed anytime she wants.
I think it’s worth noting that some of her most noticeable curves are synthetic.
This looks like either the beginning or the end of an Aphex Twin video.
I can see that she’s thoroughly enjoying the “ocean” in her “swim suit” while wearing her “swimmin’ jewelry” and texting on her “water phone”…
even my ass looks like that when you blow out the brightness / contrast of a photo.
I’d hit it.
It looks like she has a University of Michigan M tramp stamp tattoo, so as alumnus I am obligated to blast all over that.
It is like an open invitation really.
It’s hard to tell in black in white, if that’s a U of MN tramp stamp, I would be obligated to run a gopher up her ass.
That would be really cruel to the gopher.
i bet she fucks good, she’s got nothing else going for her…
Black & White, HIGH contrast, softly focused and grainy makes me look like I have less curves.
In other words, Mrs. Cibrian, those tricks make everybody look better.
Looks pretty good to me. Too bad you dick lickers like dudes.
Of course you like anorexic chicks, it’s the only way to make your small dick look big in their hands.
I’d fuck her. And you would too.
Nope, sorry.
High praise.
Horse faced cum dumpster.
I’d certainly do her…over and over…for a weekend. But that’s it. She’s sick in the head.
It is all Bad Angles and Lighting
I have more curve in my big toe.
“I look extra skinny next to her.”
then I want to lick your big toe……she’s fuckin hot and always has been!
You are blind. Based on her nose alone, bitch is homely.
Hey fatty, lose some weight before you put on bikini! Its back to a one-piece with the built-in spanx for you!
I keep forgetting, did she win a Grammy or the Kentucky Derby?
BWAHAHAHAA!!!!
Phaaaa Phaa…
Her great grandfathers “Name Is MR ED”
It’s Falcor the luck dragon. Minus the luck.
“Psycho Hosebeast suffering from AIDS and Bulimia….They are there LOL.”
……….but still has severe horseface
She has curves, and a Butterface.
Sleestak.
she is one homely girl. beautiful voice, homely girl. crystal harris is a prettier version of leann rimes. do you suppose eddie has met her yet?? i hear she’s single again.
There are WAY too many fat broads in the world for us to be making a fuss about someone being too thin. So stop that. Now. Or I’ll hold her butt till she screams!
If by “curves” she means blatantly fake breast implants, then yeah…she has curves.
Thats one big noggin
why is her BELLY not visible?
……….A BELLY & FAT ASS ARE INDEED AMERICAN, folks!!
So much easier to Photoshop your head onto another body, when you don’t have to adjust for skin tones. I also like the turned head/over-the-shoulder pose, so that there’s an easy seam to use for pasting. I will say this, though, well done on avoiding the rookie error of making the head too big for the body.
The problem is your ugly LeAnn. If you weren’t a star.. you wouldn’t get a second look at Waffle House on a Friday night at 3 a.m.
Do you guys hear something?