While we may suck as a nation at convicting female child murderers, it’s important to remember we’re still really awesome at telling LeAnn Rimes she’s a fucking lunatic every single time she tweets a bikini photo (above) with some retarded caption like this one from yesterday, “CURVES….They are there LOL.” Yes, our legal system is flawed, but at the end of the day we don’t let the black and white filter on Photoshop trick us into thinking a Y-list singer doesn’t have the body of a goddamn praying mantis. THESE COLORS DON’T RUN.
Adding… And, of course, she copied Brandi Glanville. Again.
Photo: Flynet
Jack Ketch | July 5, 2011 at 4:22 pm
And aside from the fake “tits,” where the hell are they ??
Dude of Dudes | July 5, 2011 at 4:26 pm
That butterface of hers wont allow me to enjoy “the curves”.
Chris | July 5, 2011 at 4:26 pm
Even if she had curves, that wouldn’t help her busted-ass face.
Harry Pooter | July 5, 2011 at 5:31 pm
yes i concurr
random commenter | July 6, 2011 at 1:08 am
Maybe a paper bag would though.
Richard McBeef | July 5, 2011 at 4:27 pm
She needs to have the polarity reversed on those tits so they aren’t repelling each other.
meh | July 7, 2011 at 2:15 am
LOL!
vitobonespur | July 5, 2011 at 4:28 pm
Even if this pic were on the up-and-up (dubious at best), that still leaves her with a Seabiscuit face…
poodie | July 5, 2011 at 4:29 pm
Obviously photoshopped.
Blech | July 5, 2011 at 9:51 pm
Severely so. The photo is grainy.
Cardinal Fang | July 5, 2011 at 4:30 pm
I think she owns slaves.
NunyoBidnez | July 5, 2011 at 4:30 pm
she should have got bigger tits. 800cc would have helped her out a lot.
Anon | July 5, 2011 at 4:35 pm
She looks like a fucking lemur in the face.
Jovy | July 5, 2011 at 7:32 pm
Cannot be unseen.
OmfgLMAO | July 10, 2011 at 11:19 pm
Spot on!
Cock Dr | July 5, 2011 at 4:38 pm
She’s a fucking lunatic.
Dan | July 5, 2011 at 5:49 pm
Concur – why is she still defending her body on Twitter.
She also did copy her husband’s ex – said almost the exact same thing… in about the same pose.
Wow. She is pretty nuts. Or her husband is really good at mind fucking.
conspiracy | July 5, 2011 at 4:41 pm
It’s a fake. You can tell by the shadows.
MisterSuccint | July 5, 2011 at 4:46 pm
… but her face has only straight lines.
McFeely Smackup | July 5, 2011 at 4:53 pm
I don’t think “curves” that you paid a doctor to implant under your skin counts in this context.
rican | July 5, 2011 at 4:55 pm
Hey she’s invited to sleep in my bed anytime she wants.
stinky mcpoop | July 5, 2011 at 5:04 pm
This looks like either the beginning or the end of an Aphex Twin video.
boing | July 5, 2011 at 5:05 pm
even my ass looks like that when you blow out the brightness / contrast of a photo.
wb | July 5, 2011 at 5:07 pm
I’d hit it.
Venom | July 5, 2011 at 5:07 pm
It looks like she has a University of Michigan M tramp stamp tattoo, so as alumnus I am obligated to blast all over that.
It is like an open invitation really.
Richard McBeef | July 5, 2011 at 5:28 pm
It’s hard to tell in black in white, if that’s a U of MN tramp stamp, I would be obligated to run a gopher up her ass.
Cock Dr | July 5, 2011 at 5:37 pm
That would be really cruel to the gopher.
pimp | July 5, 2011 at 5:10 pm
i bet she fucks good, she’s got nothing else going for her…
Reece | July 5, 2011 at 5:12 pm
Black & White, HIGH contrast, softly focused and grainy makes me look like I have less curves.
In other words, Mrs. Cibrian, those tricks make everybody look better.
Proud atheist | July 5, 2011 at 5:35 pm
I’d fuck her. And you would too.
Turd Ferguson | July 6, 2011 at 5:28 pm
Nope, sorry.
OmfgLMAO | July 10, 2011 at 11:21 pm
High praise.
Eric | July 5, 2011 at 5:37 pm
Horse faced cum dumpster.
btreese | July 5, 2011 at 5:42 pm
I’d certainly do her…over and over…for a weekend. But that’s it. She’s sick in the head.
Frank Burns | July 5, 2011 at 6:16 pm
Hey fatty, lose some weight before you put on bikini! Its back to a one-piece with the built-in spanx for you!
Eric | July 5, 2011 at 6:16 pm
I keep forgetting, did she win a Grammy or the Kentucky Derby?
meh | July 7, 2011 at 2:17 am
BWAHAHAHAA!!!!
mizbeehavin | July 7, 2011 at 5:27 pm
Phaaaa Phaa…
Her great grandfathers “Name Is MR ED”
Gucci | July 5, 2011 at 7:16 pm
“Psycho Hosebeast suffering from AIDS and Bulimia….They are there LOL.”
anonym | July 5, 2011 at 7:58 pm
……….but still has severe horseface
McPedro Gonzales | July 5, 2011 at 8:07 pm
She has curves, and a Butterface.
the captain | July 5, 2011 at 10:08 pm
why is her BELLY not visible?
……….A BELLY & FAT ASS ARE INDEED AMERICAN, folks!!
Dreg | July 5, 2011 at 10:09 pm
So much easier to Photoshop your head onto another body, when you don’t have to adjust for skin tones. I also like the turned head/over-the-shoulder pose, so that there’s an easy seam to use for pasting. I will say this, though, well done on avoiding the rookie error of making the head too big for the body.
Big Mike | July 5, 2011 at 11:11 pm
The problem is your ugly LeAnn. If you weren’t a star.. you wouldn’t get a second look at Waffle House on a Friday night at 3 a.m.
lolaB | July 6, 2011 at 12:08 am
I want to know who she could possibly be texting. The only person in the universe who doesn’t hate her is 3 feet away.
wildfungus | July 6, 2011 at 5:33 am
someone had a bad weekend. and passed the savings on to us! I wish it was tuesday I could getta hambugga fohtynine cent.
kiki | July 6, 2011 at 6:28 am
OMG cannot stand this woman, seriously could she be any more conceited and in love with her new body. Not denying she is in good shape but the way she continues to flaunt it and show off is really, really sad and shows how pathetically insecure she is. I bet she reads every website she is posted on to read comments and her self worth depends totally upon what the public think.
There are tons of women who have much better bods than this that keep it under wraps (Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Anna Lynne McCord etc) who do not feel the need to contantly show off about it. Leanne is a is a joke and she must know that all of Hollywood is laughing behind her back.
While she can work on her body, their is nothing short of a face transplant that can fix her head.
See Alice | July 6, 2011 at 8:43 am
Another lunatic who is addicted to a smart phone .
alex | July 6, 2011 at 10:52 am
Did you see the veins popping out on the back of her right leg?
Veins showing on your legs = too thin
AlexK | July 6, 2011 at 12:11 pm
I’d hit it.
More than once.
tlmck | July 6, 2011 at 11:07 pm
And the Google image search is on to find out whose body this is.
Mehhhhh | July 7, 2011 at 10:25 am
“Am I hot now? Am I hot NOW? Okay, what about now?”
mizbeehavin | July 7, 2011 at 5:29 pm
lol
Soviet Snow | July 7, 2011 at 3:42 pm
Sorry, black and white can make a dog turd look good.
Guiltyspark | July 7, 2011 at 6:26 pm
LeAnns’s body looks good in that shot. But follow the link, I
Linny | July 23, 2011 at 1:57 am
She is arching her back to create an ass and the breasts are purchased….she looks nuts and she’s trying way too hard….